Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec
Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger
Narcissistic corporate shill YouTuber driving his media empire into the ground. KILL COUNT: 2
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Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson
KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction
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James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave
Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.
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Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain)
One Gaming Lolcow Thread
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Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage / Gabriel Gage / Nova Online / heyah_novak3 / nova_online1
A diaperfag TikTok pedophile that just gets too much hate
Ukrainian mashup of Bumfights, IP2 and Fishtank
Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell
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Vivienne Medrano / VivziePop / NozzArts / @VizzieBizzie / xZoOPhobiAx / VivMind / Spindlehorse Studios
Bisexual Fujoshi Now Turned Asexual ; Criticism Denier ; Ruined Her Friendships Over Criticism ; Shotacon ; Nepo Baby ; Female Andrew Dobson ; Drove A Former Friend to Suicide Over Art Theft ; Verdict Is Still In, And No One Wants To Have Sex With Her
Pedophile hunter using children and his own nudes as bait, racist pranks, infamously botched the EDP445 case
IndieGoGo Campaign Failed, John going off the deep end, "Turning Red" is ignorant about 9/11 (later retracted)
Twitch drama whore, lootbox lover, loli befriender, and son of King Rape.
Pajeet Commentary YouTuber, Covered for CuckTaku, Compulsive Liar, Watched loli porn several times, Sonichu medallion victim, Pursuing legal action against Noah Samsen
WingsofRedemption's failed A-log, Middle class hoodrat, Internet tough guy, SWATTer, Professional ween
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Jared Knabenbauer / ProJared / SinJared, Heidi O'Ferrall / AtelierHeidi & Holly Conrad / CommanderHolly
Divorce Fiasco, trashfire extraordinaire
Youtube animator, gooner and aggressive political sperg who is allergic to criticism, tranny whiteknight AND chaser. #1 hater of the Confederacy. Has his 1.5m YT channel email attached to porn sites.
History youtuber, galaxy brained, no credentials and no sex
Cabal of TF2 Workshop creators, TF2bers, Valve apologists, tourists, trannies and their attacks on one man for simply caring about the integrity of the very game they claim to love so much.
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Keontae Demari McClurkin / Snunt / Amaras06 / Poetry Amaras King / Snut / Snunte / Uhmaras / Teyyel / Wokfier
The egirl obsessed Roblox YouTuber who took a $500 payment to advertise a Discord server owned by com members, got caught, and is still coping about it to this day.
Soylent infused breadtuber "Toonophile" who reviews children's cartoons for a living.
When you allow a bunch of morally righteous faggots in Discord servers dictate the ethics of being a fat retard on the Internet
Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur
Obsessive Compulsive Autist involved in a $780k case of charity fraud
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William Andrew Stamper / "Stamper" / StamperTV / dr_stamper / drstamper / NiggaCrown
Newgrounds old guard on a drug-and-alcohol-induced downward spiral, burning bridges with friends and family, got arrested for DUI
satanist cuckold guntuber with cringe haircut and a Kubelwagen hates yt
Steven Bonnell's dumber padawan, bridge burner, and the "chad" of breadtube. Also his GF does meth.
Embodiment of a clout-seeking Zoomer, OnlyFans pimp, harasses random people in public for attention
Nihilist Edgy Bully (the Game) Youtuber turned Wokescold, constantly begging for money to buy drugs, used to make Moonman music now bitches about Transphobia in GTA, Bully 2 happening never
Former Atheist Debater, Copyright Abuser, Pseudo-Intellectual, Emotional Toddler, Compared Reaction Content to Rape, Considered Suicide Because of a Troll, Paid 3000$ to Remove A Video That Made Fun of him, Burns Bridges With People Over Stupid Bullshit.
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dellor / d3llor / dellor21 / dellor88 / Dellorlol / Dellorlul / dellorshorts / Matthew Ryan Vaughn
Easily trolled rage streamer known for smashing his keyboard and going off at people online, Including his own fanbase
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Plagued Moth / PlaguedMoth / Moth Media Productions / The Spectre Project and his wife Andrea Dawn
Self-proclaimed “Gore God” of YouTube (subscribe to his Patreon for uncensored gore!), Hot Topic shopper serving "The Most Controversial Commentary." His a-log roams the farms.
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Morbidly Obese E-Begging Suicide-Baiting Vidya Streamer. Trolled by people somehow more pathetic.
Professional Shillbag, eCuckold, Brian Griffin of Anitube and Occasional Homosexual, “Did I mention I have an e-prostitute wife.”
Despite slapfighting, sympathizing with pedos, oversharing, embarassing leaks, and general autism. JustARobot marches on!
Unemployable ex-viner in an arranged marriage based on lies.
the femboy "pedophile hunter" who defended a prolific pedophile, and continues to put more minors in danger.
Smarter than you in everyway
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Gilberto Cardona III / The Leaping Lemur / The Leaping "Leemur" / thelemur74 / TheLeapingL3mur
An egotistical literal-who Mexican wigger KiwiTuber with a smelly penis who a-logged Nova Online becomes alleged rapist and abusive faggot
Rob, a monk for 7-8 years and Shiva, an uninspired wannabe grifter. These two gurus grift for God, so open your heart, close your mind, and dump out your wallet. This is what enlightenment looks like.
Where the Dunning-Kreuger effect and clout-chasing collide. An egotistical, pedophilic sex pest and wannabe influencer and rapper who is always trying to act better than his audience. NAH FR DAT WAY
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MrBeast / MrBeast6000 / James Stephen "Jimmy" Donaldson / Beast Philantropy / Beast Reacts / @mrbeast /
YouTube's golden goose, philantropist and the perfect braindead content for kids. Covered his tranny best friend grooming for years, promotes gambling for kids, fakes contest videos. Also known as Mr. Cease & Desist.
Troon Communist number 3,615 who interacted with the Trollz
Fake Evangelical Christian streamer, overreacts over trolling videos, loves the Thug Shaker, Has a community of downie kids and a-logs. "YER GOIN' TO HELL!"
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Clayton Ray Huff / Dream / DreamOnPvP / DreamTraps / DreamAF / DreamXD / DeltaKnight / DreamSkilful / Clayman23
Fat Minecraft Youtuber with fans that want to torture and rape him and are in denial that he's fat.
"HISTORY'S MANLIEST HILARIOUS SEX GENIUS", Makes autistic charts, kicked off the cunt carousel, Chubby Chaser, "discriminated" against for being a white male, wants the Bible to be rewritten, COVID RUINED HIS DREAM JOB!
Pedophile pseudo-intellectual, master/suicide baiter, school shooter white-knight
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Failed pro-wrestler, failing IBS anchor, toughest guy on the internet
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Josh Christiaanse / Bowblax / Bowborb / MayoMonkey / Sonic Josh / BossLetsPlay / TheTrashyTrio / Miss Manshehee / Stonedagger
Canadian sped flaggot got famous for reading Xeets, got turned into a tranny by Keffals
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Christopher Murray While / DJHeartbeats / ChristopherDJ / SexyChrisWhile / SexyChris / Thebeerking177 / HeartbeatDJ1989 / Chris White
Fat, British, Pedophile, Trash Streamer with 10+ years of Internet History as a Lolcow
"Hey I'm Grump!" of Game Grumps fame, hypocritical SJW doxer, shat himself recording a let's play
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Kevin Jimenez / kevinjimenez / Threat Interactive / threatinteractive / @ThreatInteract
>>> The "optimization expert" that will save vidya games. Tim Sweeney hates him! FIND OUT HOW, CLICK HERE! <<<
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Guys circle-jerking over kids cartoons
A delusional retard blindly looking for social acceptance
e-famous animator, neo-nazi sperg who wants to be raped by Aryan men, peanut vendor
Balldowasher, delusional "constitutionialst", the "confession through projection" guy who accuses people denouncing child abuse of paedophilia.
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Max Ronald Harris / MamaMax / YoutubeHell / MamaMaxxy / Mamamad / sexxipance / mamamax.jpg / GODCULT
Edgy pedo hunting larper with a god complex, fabricates investigations, relies on ChatGPT for legal advice
Minor Total War Content Creator, “trailblazing gameplay purist”, vegan warrior, amateur slinger. Previously seen chimping out over Rome: Remastered, now chimping out in this thread.
Streamer, formerly made ANGRY REVIEWS, hates his fans
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Perrell Laquarius Brown / Perrell Brown / Dreamybull / Dreamybullxxx / "Ambatukam"
Amateur anal pornstar unwillingly turned meme, five time convict, kleptomaniac, has a wife and three kids, fake thug, and scat fetishist
Female Lolicon, Porn Addict, Twitch Thot, Gay Porn Writer and Artist, Chibi Reviews' Top Gal, Grifter
angry anime YouTuber, A-Log, pseudo-SJW pretending to be black, friend to pedophiles and Hbomberguy
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Kelly Christina Baltazar / Kelly Jiayi Wang / Amelia Wang / Mayli / jiayiwang_inkart
The girl from that one face fucking video newfags ask for a sauce for
Former Howard Stern Stuntboy, former Tonight Show announcer, now an alcoholic thin-skinned political podcaster. “Writer” “Comedian” Substitute Teacher.
Drama Whore, Stupid Dick, Fake Brit, Sellout, Hypocrite
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Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty
Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression
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Founder of #DRAMAALERT and Abusive, Hypocritical Cowardly Online Vigilante
Crazy, Baby Hater, Vegan, Drama Whore, The Keemstar of Bodybuilding Youtubers
Kurt Kalata and friends. Yet another gaming website gone internet crusaders.
Middle-aged livestreamer who never left his scene phase and married a Thai hooker. Compulsive liar, sex pest, manlet. Walking ATM. Was fellated by a man; not gay.
OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!
Children's entertainer with NSFW Content and self-proclaimed Journalist owning the Alt-Right through memes
Fantano-lite, former(??) drug abuser, picks fights with fans, cried on stream, leads fans to brigade, complains about brigading, chronic Twitter warrior, wigger
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Daniel Elak / OtakuDaiKun / DaiKunProductions / Eurofish01/ mutantfish01/ EuroTrance001
Gender Bender and virtual cross-dresser, skin walks as his wife, fetish for teenage girls midriffs and "Saber" from Fate/Stay Night.
Hypocritical art critique drama whore, holier-than-thou YouTuber, failed artist and former tracer, doxed another artist
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Youtuber, Viner, Team 10, Former Disney Star, Expert Doxxer
Just a homosexual theory: Everyone is a HATER?; Plagiarism & Clickbait King
Touhou obsessed Canuck madly in love with a fictional maid, (former) Discord Kitten connoisseur, posts photos of plushies online, (fat) e-beggar, harborer of cucks, groomers, and children alike
Thin-skinned drama commentator, backstabbing snake, carelessly ruins reputations for clout
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Ishowspeed / Speed / Speedy / Live Speedy / Speedy Boykins / Speedofficiall / Darren Watkins Jr
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TheBudday / William Donald Haynes / Buddy Haynes / Budronin / Fr3ak Alpha / Papa Fr3ak
Former “tiktok star”, streamer, alleged nonce
Canada's Shirtless Horror Cow Severe case of yellow fever
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Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God”
MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer
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Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️
Twitter edgelord, star of "TFW No GF" documentary, bringer of intellectual hot takes and excess weight, pedophile defender. Guest starring Logo Daedalus / Cameron Fuller (balding manlet sidekick)
Venezuelan crossdresser known for Dark Souls PVP content married a BPD e-girl VTuber and got cucked. Currently self-deporting.
Danish schizophrenic, felon livestreaming 24/7 for weed money
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Basement Dwelling Weeaboo who makes hilariously bad videos
Supreme Gamer, "the best Nuzlocker in the world", self-diagnosed bipolar brony, defender of e-thots, arrogant wannabe mastermind
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Delusional Shitlord and Doxer of Children with a Cult Fanbase called The Flying Monkeys
Benefit fraud streams his life of booze, gluttony, poverty, and sloth. And it's lush.
Hypocritical socialist who mooches off her sugar daddy
Crab-in-The-Bucket has-been animator currently busy burning every bridge he's ever built
Morbidly obese lightsaber LARPer, diarrhea fondler, low IQ manchild exploited by iDubbbz and Sam Hyde
PcP member once aspiring now failed idea guy and horse fucker
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Einshine / ShinePHD / Shine Tachibana / Hikaru Takenouchi / Charles Hikaru Tachibana-Schwingendorf
JVlogger, Aspiring Mangaka, Former Minecraft YouTuber, Alleged Statutory Rapist and Pedophile
A homosexual pedophile Fishtank contestant who made dresses for drag queen children like Queen Lactatia. & Desmond Is Amazing
Former US Olympic Snowboarder, moved into chasing views on Youtube with increasingly elaborate stunts, culminating in him crashing a plane in the Californian wilderness in the middle of the fire season
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Karl Damon Smallwood / @KarlSmallwood / Karlswood / FactFiend.com / Big Wangers INC.
That time an Ex-Cracked writer got PTSD from his YouTube comments
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Felix (Aaron?) Lace / Black Pigeon Speaks / BPS / Navyhato / TVShinjuku / TokyoAtomic
Fat Beta Cuck with Yellow Fever, Censorship Loving Hypocrite, Misogynist, Paranoid Conspiratard
Brown paedophile groyper general, #StopTheSteal founder, criminal thief, scammer and bisexual groomer.
Center of a never-ending circus of tweaker drama, lied about how much prison time she served, former aspiring "Queen Pin," currently pretending to be in a gang
The last of the TRUE anti-SJWs, one of Sargon's lackeys, "the King of Loli Hill"
"The Tupac of Youtube"
Clout Chasing Liar, Closet Furry, Self-hating Russophobe, Histrionic Corpse defiler with a Victim-complex
Troon Anituber and Digibro's Bitch
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Rocky Rakoon / @rockyrakoon / @rockynfriends / @flosworld2024 / @pjthepoodle / @koshixoxo / RaymondFox / Yoshing around / Vương Bình Minh
Content farmer that has 4 million subscribers, draws children characters in sexual poses, say its 14+ then promotes NSFW patron to said minor audience, Connected to serval accounts/views that likes depictions of minors, cub porn enjoyer.
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Tegan Rain Sharp / fierce.businesswoman / FBW / Samantha California / Sabbath / Sabbathstd / Goldberg Shacklestein / DanielLarsonTimes
Findom, manipulator, STD soap entrepreneur, Daniel Larson's failed PR handler, Etsy disease merchant, compulsive liar, blackmailer, Discord cult leader, and TikTok ragebaiter turned humiliation fetishist.
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Taaryn Cooper / TaarynIRT / SergeantPebbles / Real Time Studio / Pinata Puppy World / Roblox Galactic Conquest / FNAF In Real Time
See a man make a shitty Maskot horror game while adding a troon robot to his dogshit FNaF 1 Remake, copyright infringement at it's fineness, Midget, Played Fat Kid #1
Enormous Manbaby with family issues. Standing on the grave of AGP. Clickbaiter extraordinaire.
DnD Dungeon Master, Twitch Streamer, creator of Verum and Callous Row, alleged sex pest and only 17.8% of his players become his friends.
Chilean chaser, pronouns respecter, block-happy beaner with troll's remorse, Juju and Vito's pet simp. Now runs the HRT Spic Show.
"Lemme tell you once again... who's fat?"
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Adym Steven Evans / Verbalase / Beatboxer From Outer Space / Cartoon Beatbox Battles
YouTube Beatboxer, E-Beggar, Paid 47k For A Hazbin Hotel Porn Animation, Let Me Show You How To Scratch It
Crazy Vegan Lady, Bane of Gordon Ramsey, Destroyer of Dr. Mike, Vegan Donut, lolcow who tries to save literal cows
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Jared Michael Aycock / Jared "Juggernaut" Genesis / Alpha Genesis / Jared Juggernaut / Punky Jay
Mighty Morphin' Pedo Rangers
Popular Streamer and Edgy Poser with an army of horny E-girls
Fat, Petty and Vindictive 40+ Year Old Gaming YouTuber. More Like Homewrecker | Bridge Burner.
A TikTok group that's obsessed with incest, wolves, and autism
Mentally ill Asian man, had or still has lice, films people without their consent, arrested and several run-ins with the police, owns a made-up company, has a crush on young Emma Watson, non-stop posting and going live
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John Michael Faulkner / Johnny Fox / Falcopunch64 / Internet Jesus / @Internet Villain / Jack Pierce / FoxDie
Serial Plagiarist, Grifter, Scammer, Clout Chaser, Online Commentator. Constantly DFE'ing. Creeps on Female Fans. Abuses Supporters. Self-doxes. Faked Suicide Multiple Times. Abuses Sickly Father.
Smug Britfag Fedora-Wearing Film "Critic"
Ex-Minecraft YouTuber and Convicted Pedophile
Gunt-enabling host of the unpopular "Kermit and Friends" podcast; former keytarist for Cobra Starship; fame-seeking ex-girlfriend of Howard Stern Show writer Benjy Bronk
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John Michael Kelly / vazorium / jmkacc / jkellytwit / UJDaedalus / Rea Lity / pretransformere
GamerGate Reject, Gay-Ops Veteran, Ruined Seattle4Truth's Digs, "Master 'Bater," A-logger of Internet Blood Sports figures, Hater of Nick Rekieta, Crybaby, BLM & Trans Rights Advocate
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Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto
Former Anime/Videogame Journalist, Twitter Drama Whore, Habitual Liar, E-Cheated on 7 guys, and Currently running from her past by leeching onto different niche communities under some new alias but always getting caught cause she’s an idiot
Popular comedy YouTuber who disappeared for 4 years and came back with a mental breakdown
Unapologetic hack producing nonstop clickbait, exploits dead people for views
Child-grooming Youtuber and general creep, sent underage fans explicit content because he was "depressed"
World-class veteran video game critic and Shaggy look-alike
UKipper, White Genocide Conspiratard, Thot, Drama Magnet; The Catalyst of Kraut's Downfall
Family from Florida that exploits their severely autistic child for merch and threatens people who find out about his third child.
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PsyckoTV: PexTechArt / PexcellChannel, SuccubabeBrandy / BrandyDark, TimKasai / TimatoKasai
Polycule of Vtuber Lolcows
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ZeroHedge January 6th, 2024 Debate with Alex Jones, Darren Beattie, Glenn Greenwald vs. Ed and Brian Krassenstein and Destiny
A subset of SJW that A-Log Youtube Skeptics
A skeptic who likes golden showers, period blood, and being cucked.
Minecraft YouTuber, trades nudes with underage fans
Thin skinned weeb thot, her business major boyfriend who LARPs as a copyright lawyer, serial false flaggers, trying to sue TV Tokyo over Naruto reaction videos, Youtube's favorite forehead
Trans MRA turned SJW to Fuck Contrapoints & Abandon her fiancé; "fucking wreck"
Failed e-celeb and diaper enthusiast.
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Angry Youtube Atheist Redneck, Insecure Manchild, Hypocritical Virtue Signaler, Scammer
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Micheal Licov / Akariss 'Budget Surtr" Divorce/ Divoriss / Cuckriss / Soul- Lackariss
Cringey cosplayer, literal cuck, former pro Smash player, cheats at children's mobile games to call himself the best F2P player
Finnish alcoholic & streamer documenting his life of constant harassment, beatings and arrests
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Brandon Ocampo / AssBurgerRap / ABRmusic & Jacqueline Anderson / Chainsawjack_ / halfjack0212 / JiltedForeverAndEver / HamburglarJ
Amateur YouTube Rapper Turned Pro Women Beater/Accused Rapist and the Battered Golem Who Enables Him
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Peter John Towns / Peter Des / DesolatorMagic / Desolator144 / Wizzerd911 / PhaddyMcThicc
Exceptional MTG Content Creator, Friends with Jeremy Hambly, Banned From KitsuneKon for Packing Heat
Disabled retard filing frivolous lawsuits, sued Twitch for him jerking off to thots
Speedrunner, "The Goose is Loose!", Sockpuppet extraordinaire, Booger Eater, Cheater/Splicer, Psycho
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Florida man currently being sued by Disney planning to sneak into Disney World during the corona virus quarantine
MRA podcaster, scam artist, tried to dox Mister Metokur
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General purpose megathread for discussing current and upcoming livestreams in IBS or otherwise.
Fraud Academic, Doesn't Understand Sarcasm, Covert Alt-Right Agent, Wants to Hatefuck Sargon
Male Feminist Commentator, Misogynist, Sounds like John Peel, Friend of Margaret Pless