Lolcows

Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.

Lolcows of History

Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Stanchion

Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Spergatory

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Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon
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7M
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5M
Degrading artist, perpetual victim, surrounds herself with a personal army of minors. Chaser for the trans fats, both literally and metaphorically. Tried to commit suicide via blueberry. “Pups gotta eat!” Now a with an equally obnoxious boyfriend.
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35K
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8M
Pedophile, Zoophile, Brony, TCR Sperg, Drug addict, Unqualified to work at Walmart, Self proclaimed "John Brown" of furries, Blessed by Celestia / Luna, Wants to kill himself to reach Equestria, Suffers from Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome
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Furry Animator with a history of rape fetishism & drawing semi-CP, claims to have PTSD over drama and stuck in a eternal insurgency of drama and allegations - “NOOOOOOO!!! My virginity is just for Al!!!”
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101
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13K
Parasitic clout chaser. Macrophiliac scat fetishist. Shitted on a plate and filmed it. Left a disabled woman in crippling debt. Tried to sue a Twitter gimmick account and failed. Disowned by father. Lied about being assaulted. + His Orbiters and A-logs
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5K
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1M
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Abusive, manipulative SJW artist whose ex-husband fucked a dog and teenagers and whose current husband thinks he's trans because of a TF fetish, admitted to fucking two dogs and letting her cat eat her out
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37K
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12M
Furry Fandom "Comedian" Whose Spotlight is Fading, leader of the "Anthro" fandom
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420
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104K
Chinese Furry Shotacon artist and game developer behind Changed, the Furry EPI game responsible for minors getting exposed to transformation fetishism.
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1K
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197K
Shitty furry animator & “musician”, puppychan’s hyperpop clone, totally valid plural system, genderspecial, drama-magnet, “groomed into being okay with zoophilia”
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Batshit insane otherkin and tranny with a perpetual victim complex, supercharged AGP, and an extreme number of other fetishes - drama whore - dated a pedophile - LARPing as German - fat
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2K
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449K
Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan
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6K
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Furry weeb SFM “artist”, tried to blackmail an 18-year-old with revenge porn to have her make cub porn, abused the DMCA, brought a critic to court and settled favorably, part of Epic Games's affiliate program, may have helped make his own thread
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113
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17K
fascist sex horses and the insane fanfic writers powering their existance
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235
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86K
From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces
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8K
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3M
Atheist furry who dropped out of college; sperged to Bionicle fans about God not existing #SAVEBOB
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3K
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908K
Furry artist who claims to be both Poly, and Monogamous with insane paranoia about people stealing their mediocre, ripped-off artwork.
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3K
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675K
Manipulator, troll, scapegoating, very paranoid, feral and cub porn artist, clout chaser, impersonator, obsessed over 2008's Cynder the Dragon all because she looks like his 2001 dragon OC, bought Spyro domain names to redirect people, etc.
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129
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14K
Russiaboo LARPerator to NAFO shill to US Army Pilot to Gay Furry with Self-Published Pornography
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56
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6K
Autistic transgender furry musician BreadTuber who posted nudes on main, sexted Vaush, masturbated in Discord voice calls with minors and justified zoophilia.
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590
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176K
A Furfag "Production" company ran by 3 autistic manchildren plagiarizing shows, shoehorning fetishes and grooming minors in 24/7 drama
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948
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217K
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The butthurt poke-furfag who cried wolf
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325
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128K
“fursuiter” and “videomaker” banned from every furry event across several states for constant autistic stalking
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351
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92K
The Megathread for all furry comic book, graphic novel and literature lunacy.
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599
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107K
World's Most Dedicated Self-Shipper, Can’t Finish a 2nd Episode, Jack of All Trades, Master of None, Schizophrenic Outbursts, Elaborate False Allegations, Real Allegations Too, Fetish ERPs With Minors, Cried on Camera, “Discord Is My Life.”
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60
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8K
Bible-thumping cat-fucking zoophile Christian furry that unironically wears a bowlcut on his fursuit. Thought explaining to people he literally raped his pet cats would help convert furries to Christianity. Gay, AI-porn slop addict as of 2025.
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559
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117K
Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose
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7K
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1M
Furry YouTuber who denies being a furry YouTuber; has a life jacket fetish.
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223
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95K
Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.
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11K
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325K
Fatfur Twitch streamer and YouTuber. Failed game developer. Shmorky impersonating pluralist tranny paedophile. House squatting rapist. Right hand man of EPI game developer DragonSnow. Please donate to the apartment fund for the millionth time!
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149
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6K
A Schizophrenic Non-Binary FtM Tranny Furry YouTuber that has Brain Damage, Draws Repulsive Artwork, Rages and Attention Whores on Twitter, Cut their tits off to spite their family, Grooms Children into the Troon Cult
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234
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71K
Creator of InkedFur, convicted pedophile, partner-in-crime to Levi Simmons/SnakeThing
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455
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A Barely Literate, Genuinely Retarded, Inflation Fetishist, Horrible AI Musician, Even Worse ChatGPT Game Dev, Master Sockpuppeter, Worst OpSec ever, Suicidal Incel, and Degenerate VRChat Protogen Bisexual Furry Tries PA Requesting The Farms. "MINERS"
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1K
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Degenerate diaper-loving furry vlogger. Really wants teenagers to know about his sex life. Harassed smaller YouTubers into deleting unrelated videos that hurt his feelings.
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147
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31K
Tails Voice Actor in Sonic & Tails R with connections to SEGA, ships and Commissioned Sontails, Fucked Ryan Drummond (Sonic VA) in the Voice, and Major Degenerate
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287
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36K
Wolfaboos with a love for shitty direct-to-video sequels.
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353
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103K
Bizarre furry artist who hates trolls and won't let you forget his name
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821
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161K
The Romanian Furry/Brony With a Vore Fetish; Defender of Zoophilia and Pedophilia
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205
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74K
Unemployed middle-aged Communist furry lunatic troon acid casualty whose headmates include videogame characters and his own dead brother, "Undertale Swapped My Gender"
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274
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19K
21 year old furry roblox play who is a discord pedophile, ran mutable autistic psyops before banning himself from roblox
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76
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11K
Noted plushophile, scourge of the 90's furry fandom, featured in Vanity Fair & Salon, "I am a very pee-stinky raccoon"
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61
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8K
Mentally deranged furfag posing as a lady online, trying to touch the children in between attempted speedruns and sperging on Twitter
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358
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68K
Pro doxing bald KF Operative/Gamer loser. Anti-GG, SA goon, sociopath, sex pest, "queer" furry
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1K
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A dating site for furries by furries, from babyfurs to babymamas
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160
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33K
Schizophrenic zoosadist and paedophile musician. Obessed with Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog to the point he wants to fuck him. Crossdressing AGP femboy.
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120
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13K
Furry journalist who got jerked off in public. Currently being sued.
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672
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177K
Ex-Altfurry diaperfur; now grifter trying to copy more successful ventures and failing hilariously
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1K
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"I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!
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3K
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678K
Furry commentary faggot with the desire to eat fecal matter. Acts like an absolute coddled drama queen. Tries to get in bed with notorious Zoophiles.
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Zoophilia advocate so fucked in the head even other zoophiles hate him, rapes his customer's dogs, and thinks he's as smart as Einstein
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115
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The Life of A DogRabbit: From the product of a schizophrenic mother to marketing necrophile furry art, Psychonauts and engaging in animal roleplay with his roommates
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33
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Former moderator living a double life as an autistic furry with an anthropomorphic vehicle fetish
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332
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134K
Retarded puppetsexual TikTok furry: gives the phrase "you're like a brother to me" a whole new meaning
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44
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9K
Autistic, fat latex furry fetishist, enjoyer of cub & feral porn, and blissful contaminator of every community he enters (many)
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99
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24K
old school fat fetish furry lolcow, screeching ANTIFA, secret character in Undertale, Floraverse mod
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276
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116K
Raging communist furry, handed out a communist furry manifesto at a furry con, multiple Twitter bans
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374
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88K
PC drama-hog from Norway known for SJW actions, masquerading as a purple circle
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159
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51K
Disgraced ED Sysop Turned Furry & Drag Queen, Former American Idol Contestant; Sometimes Posts on KF
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46
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11K
Autistic furry musician obsessed with Steven Universe and Kiwi Farms, Has a history in the CWCki and YouChew communities
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41
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7K
Right leaning politisperg and Sonic fetish artist with a love for big women and his even bigger sense of self importance. Self proclaimed "villain of the sonic fandom" with hypocritical A-Log tendencies. Possibly a groomer.
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28
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Pay $500 to draw a bedazzled fox
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"A rare breed of retard." Resident furry schizo banned from conventions for high impact sexual violence.
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Disingenuous nazifur leader of the Furry Raiders, doxer, lover of dogs, charged with enticing a minor
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889
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273K
alt-right dramafag furry terrorist, Bubsy playtester, falsely accuses people of pedophilia
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99
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Cancerous furfag, /r/yiff creator, pozzer, drama whore who hates ED more than Vordrak.
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190
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70K
Worst furry kinks out there? They're making a game full of them.
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[UPDATED] Dog-Humping Schitzophrenic Furry Nazi Christian Pedo, Another Foxler Whiteknight
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355
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Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community
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Twice convicted pedophile. Mad about his shitty 10yo suit + being a registered sex offender
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178
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55K
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Runs a cult server dedicated to doxing, blackmail, zoophilia, animal abuse, & grooming minors
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2K
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49 Year Old Inflatable Fucker, Anthrocon Publications Director, keyboard warrior
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59
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Deadbeat Wannabe-Actor MGTOW Pedo-zoophile - Divorced father of 2 sons. Tried grooming them as infants to be cub furries. Tried to groom a 17yo into sex. Ex-wife cucked him for a pedo. She took the kids. He fucked the family dog. His mom likes horse cock
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4K
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Psychotic furry so caustic he gets banned on every furry website he uses. Defends Kero the Wolf.
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381
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67K
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Avian veterinarian that draws eagle porn
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Fatfur who wants to fight Kiwi Farms IRL, 1v1 this fat fur if you are ready to end it all
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36
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Embezzled thousands from charity to fund a short-lived flop of a furry convention. Got evicted for grooming teenagers in his home. Currently impersonating a far more likable furry.
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269
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autistic trans furry, drama magnet, moderated a discord server for a owner who got arrested, ft. the unhinged orbiters interacting with Shreds.
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197
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Lazy SJW who lives off parents and gets fired for shitting at work
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316
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81K
E621 founder, former FA admin, cub fetishist, non-passing tranny, leftyfur cannibalism victim.
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180
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49K
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FTM furry tumblr colorblind artist / socjus / callout culture / fat / big hairy Transman clitoris
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594
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257K
Writer, Game Developer, and All Around "Popufur" Trash
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364
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102K
Scaly YouTuber, open defender of CP/pedophilia, "former" otherkin
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708
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Babyfur.me/Twitter Babyfur Community/Babyfur General
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Fat Mexican Homosexual. Artist and YouTuber. Brony Furfag. Defender of Pedophilia and Zoophilia. Antifa Super Soldier. Discord Degenerate. Dogshit OPsec. Wannabe Edgelord. Reddit Atheist. Thinks Dating 15 Year Olds as an Adult is "Based". "pawsome!"
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59
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10K
Fake "rich alpha male" who will dox you and steal your fursona, rapist, took down E621, drama whore, banned from Anthrocon, deleted himself from ED, hates poorfags
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182
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76K
A Furfag who lies and manipulates for clout, tried to lie / damage Ruben Sim and his fan's reputation about sending him CP (failed miserably), lives in a homeless shelter, and tried to false flag a YouTube Channel because they exposed him
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192
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19K
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Cub-enthusiast who tried summon a PA in the Dragoneer thread, banned for false DMCA strikes over screenshots of his shitty furry fallout mods, pretends he's le epic troll, edited posts to backpeddle, loves fat chicks
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490
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68K
Delusional transgender MLP drama magnet, founder of BronyCon, euphoric atheist, wannabe refugee.
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582
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138K
Unwatchable trans furry 24/7 streamer with countless fetishes and a fanatical VRChat cult with identical qualities
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90
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38K
Pedophile Hated by all Canadian Furries; and the Underage FtM He's Taking Adventage Of.
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1K
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19 year old autistic furry with shitty art skills, litterbox and mpreg fetishist and a pedostache
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782
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204K
Splatoon Otherkin, Aspiring Artist and Author, "FatFur", Autistic "Nonbinary", "Pop-Culture Pagan", never had a relationship; turned down real men for an Octopus DJ. Can't write an original story to save her life.
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411
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68K
Gay 35 y/o fat, lazy, bipolar, stoner fatfur and babyfur/diaperfur with two bear mates: Doggy and Pa
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50
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12K
Burned Fur, AltFurry, MLP fanfic author, ran for Governor of Arizona, is suing IMVU and FurAffinity
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155
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35K
Public fetishist babyfur, knife-throwing, attention-seeking, BPD tranny who guilt tripped and doxed mother for not praising "her" adult baby fetish, jealous of retarded sister.
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109
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28K
Sociopath brony e-celeb turned plushie fucker and child sex tourist; currently in hiding
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346
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152K
PC gaming and anti-SJW e-celebrity who's taking nudes and commissioning dog porn from the altfurry
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483
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212K
Roblox Dev, Furry, Transgender, Pedophile, Zoophile, Groomer, Large Child Audience on Twitter and Roblox
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58
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14K
Powertripping Discord staff member with a dash of cub-defending and furfaggotry, AKA the "cub porn Discord mod"
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653
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197K
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FurAffinity's incompetent, lazy, dogfucker-defending, scam artist leader who got cucked by a brony
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Furry Gamer who spends his days making obscene edits and videos featuring himself & fictional animal characters
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110
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26K
Brony, furry, gets banned everywhere, defends pedophiles, transexuals, and pedophile transexuals, to his last breath and needs others to do the arguing for him
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1K
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141K
62 Year Old "Pup", Leather Fetishist and Occasional Furry. 9/11 and AIDS Survivor. Actor and Flutist. 34 Years of LGBTQ+ "Activism". Former Director of Resettle of Rainbow Passage. Creepy Furfag that Threatens People for Exposing his Degeneracy.
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54
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"Non-binary" furry programmer who wrote a Super Nintendo emulator, tried to blackmail Null into removing his thread, and faked his death
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Suicidal 33 Year Old Loser, NeoGAF Addict, Commissioned Rape Hentai of a Kids Movie
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63
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21K
FtM who signed up with their real name to white knight shitty fursuits, defended IRL dogfucking
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460
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43K
Insane troon wants to have orgies with farm animals, creator of culinary calamities
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49
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10K
Autistic Red Cross fetishist, tries to ERP with minors, hates the gays, banned from nearly every major furry website for spam and pedophilia
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53
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15K
"I'm not a pedo defender. I just have sex with them," ABDL Furry “Advocate” Shitting his Diapers on Youtube, Claims to know a number of 'Wrongly Convicted' Pedophiles
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131
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21K
A repulsive AltFur with a self-contradictory lifestyle: being a radical degenerate and a fascist
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115
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24K
Author of a Webcomic about (gay) dogs raping and abusing each other, tracer obsessed with Shepherd Dogs
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22
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7K
Furfag Charged With Possesing WMD's, Prone to Emotional (and Sometimes Violent) Outbursts, Who is Friends with Pedophiles and Zoophiles
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29
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4K
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Popular furry artist with a penchant for being rapey & an ego that could black out the sun
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687
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362K
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A husk of a community, where the only ones left are the crazed, paranoid Nazi larpers
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A community revolving around bunny plane edgelords emerging from Japan (Not a John Furrman Halal)
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450
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136K
Twitter warrior, now a troon, former #GamerGate supporter with troll's remorse
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443
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91K
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40+ Y/O Dog-Decapitating Satanist who behaves like a severely handicapped teenager. Showed up to the forum to defend his Discord Gayops against VTubers. Complete degenerate.
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Furry Cartoon Obsessed Youtube-Poop Extraordinaire With Poor Editing Skills
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25
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9K
Whiny inflationist fucktard Manchild that moans he is "alone".
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42
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15K
Blangry Right-wing Furry,Failed Webcomic Author and E-beggar
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22
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7K
The Author of Sonic.exe
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108
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68K
New Jersey furry, chased and tried to sexually assault a 13 yr old, got busted for possessing child porn
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83
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21K
"nudist", furry fetishist, drama queen, and basement dweller.
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8
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4K
Divorced Babyfur, Libertarian, gun nut, hates trannies, #FuckThePolice
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101
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45K
What happens if Chris Chan had a brother but instead of Sonic, it's Mickey
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84
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36K
Diaperfur who has a uvula fetish and wants to fuck a puppet.
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39
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14K
Just when you thought your childhood's molestation was bad enough already...
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508
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197K
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35
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37 year old manchild who lives with his mom and got cucked at a Bronycon orgy
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779
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222K
(Rangerphile Gadget/Microphilia Fetishist)
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71
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22K
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18
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10K
Genderspecial furry with a hateboner for capitalism, still wants your money
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27
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4K
Got a furry convention cancelled over a desire to punch Nazis, banned from FA Forums.
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604
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152K
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29
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5K
French murrsuiter, cumdumpster, zoophile, Founder of Howlr Furry Dating App
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77
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44K
"please unblock me" - Vocal cub fetishist who's blocked everywhere - New AltFurry Recruit
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43
Views
22K
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