🌟 Internet Famous Gaijin Goomba - Basement Dwelling Weeaboo who makes hilariously bad videos

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Is Gaijin Goomba a lolcow?

  • Yes

    Votes: 206 36.8%

  • No

    Votes: 72 12.9%

  • Probably

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Wow, I had forgotten about this guy. I actually used to like him (feel free to grief me for that) but got bored around this period where every video was about how some episode of a new version of Gegege no Kitaro was TOTALLY some big message aimed at the kids these days! Which to be fair was basically true usually, but a lot of it was just him describing the fucking obvious as if it was some massive revelation.

(Plus it was usually just an excuse for him to rant about some aspect of modern culture he doesn't like).

Even during his "good" years, Gaijin always struck me as that particular type of weeb.... the kind that treats Japan like its space aliens.

There's two types of people who do that: there's the James Clavell types who do that to make them all weird and inscrutable and possibly even stupid next to our more sensible western ways... then there's Gaijin Goombah who does it to put them on a pedestal and act like everything about them is so nuanced and enlightened and totally nothing like us heathen westerners. He comes off as the kind of guy who thinks "nakama" is some borderline-sacred term when its actually used in casual conversation all the damn time.
 
MeltyTW said:
Isn't gaijin a slur? He basically named himself nigger Goomba or honky Goomba or Goomba the mutt.
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Gaijin just means foreigner in slang terms (the full being gaikokujin (外国人) or person from foreign country, so the slang is just foreign person or foreigner) and isn't derogatory in and of itself, but it can be used to be rude just due to Japanese people being xenophobic/racist.
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Gaijin Goomba is basically the polar opposite of the abroad in Japan guy who is highly regarded by Japanese people. He also started as an English teacher but when he left his teaching job the kids gave him a huge send off, not only that he made friends with foreign and Japanese people as well. He’s wrote a best seller about his time in Japan and money wise is raking it in and has been for some time.
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Lmao that dude is married to that dumb bitch Sharla.
 
Gaijin Goomba is a name I haven't heard in a long time and looking back makes me cringe. He's still is apparently making videos as of two days ago. I remember him complaining about a stereotypical Japanese fighting game character when that character was created by a Japanese company.
stupid frog said:
He failed to secure a waifu, he tried.
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Wasn't that the one with the goomba avatar with goomba boobies? I remember him even animated boob giggle animation whenever she walked.
 
KingSpook said:
Wait so he was in Japan and didn’t marry a Japanese Woman? What the heck was he there for then? To read signs?
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He never reached truly conversational levels in Japanese afaik. Which limits his pool to Japanese women who speak English. The problem with that is 1) a Japanese woman who can speak English is going to be a top-earner and not have any incentive to hook up with a broke-ass ALT and 2) a Japanese woman who can speak English has way better options than a fat retard with zero charisma.

stupid frog said:
Lmao that dude is married to that dumb bitch Sharla.
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The purity of the anglo race must be preserved even in the perilous orient.

Anyway, I feel like we're slowly seeing the end of all these "moved to Japan and endlessly vlog/stream about it" grifters because Japanese people have started becoming more confident in the anglo tongue online and can now make videos about the interesting shit happening in their country instead of leaving it up to rudderless foreigners with an agenda.
 
Rome's rightful successor said:
Gaijin Goomba is a name I haven't heard in a long time and looking back makes me cringe. He's still is apparently making videos as of two days ago. I remember him complaining about a stereotypical Japanese fighting game character when that character was created by a Japanese company.

Wasn't that the one with the goomba avatar with goomba boobies? I remember him even animated boob giggle animation whenever she walked.
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Fighting game? Must have been Battle Raper or Battle Raper II: deh game-u, which features no actual rape.
 
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OJ Goombah
 
I still chuckle at his image telling weebs that taking a shower will get them laid.

That's the only thing I like about this guy
 
SpergPatrol said:
I'm guessing he found out the reality that japanese women won't fall for westerners because they are westerners and anime lied to him.
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They do but you need to be tall, preferably blond, good looking, reasonably athletic and not be a complete weeb.

Goombah is basically the guy that thinks once in Japan and nobody knows him he can be whomever he likes. Problem is, that's kinda bullshit unless you have the actual skills to carry it off. I mean I've seen some pretty average looking Westerners in Japan picking up some hot Japanese tail and back home a woman who looked like that would be out of his league but they're able to do it because at least in Japan they have game.

Goombah has no game.

MeltyTW said:
Isn't gaijin a slur? He basically named himself nigger Goomba or honky Goomba or Goomba the mutt.
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Like a lot of words it depends on context. To the Japanese all foreigners are gaijin. It doesn't mean it's bad or that they mean something bad by it. Some however do.

It's no different than some nigger calling themselves a nigger. Sure they can get away with it but if some non-niggo tries to use that word? There'll be trouble.

Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo said:
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OJ Goombah
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Da FUQ? I'm pretty sure this is innocent but... he just made it sound psychotic.
 
Living tombstone would make something like “goombah got back” but not cybergrind?

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Alright then.


Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo said:
Gaijin still hasn’t gotten over Goomba Got Back
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Man, Japan seems cool and all but like after you sit down and talk to people you’ll come to understand that honne and tatemae are pretty much running 24/7 and even if they hate your ass they won’t actually tell you. It isn’t very nice to feel as if you must walk on eggshells around people. Maybe that’s why GG decided to leave Japan. Who knows. The thing that bothers me is you can never tell if someone actually likes you or is just putting on a front.

A difference I found is that Koreans will just straight up be an asshole to you if they don’t like you, and in a way, you know what, fine. That’s alright. I’d rather that, because it allows you to know where someone stands. Maybe I just talked to the wrong people from Japan though, only my experience. As a plus, I can read Hiragana and Kana (need to practice more), so that’s alright.
 
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It’s literally to the point where the only way I would know if someone from Japan actually liked me is if we had a family or something. It’s like “Alright I guess I don’t have to worry about it anymore, safe to say she likes me.”

With Koreans, they have dudes with incel phenotypes like the chudjak or neckbeard dude but the dudes you avoid are the ones who are obese, wear thick glasses and look like Kim Jong Un. Both Male and Female. Not even being racist, look at the hate comments some idols get and I would bet money the guy making them is a kim jong un phenotype chudbokki. Like how the fuck do you get ‘murica level obese in Korea? How many fucking tteokbokki and moon pies did you eat?
 
KingSpook said:
It’s literally to the point where the only way I would know if someone from Japan actually liked me is if we had a family or something. It’s like “Alright I guess I don’t have to worry about it anymore, safe to say she likes me.”
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You should still worry.
 
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