🌟 Internet Famous Suspendas / Avrom Merlin - Middle-aged livestreamer who never left his scene phase and married a Thai hooker. Compulsive liar, sex pest, manlet. Walking ATM. Was fellated by a man; not gay.

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Lmao, what a ride. Good thread.
The kratom thing is pretty funny. I didn't know that "people" still drank lean in the year of our Lord 2023. - T. Kaczynski 2023 (legends never die)

This guy is a total clown and has irrefutable lolcow potential. Nice work OP!

After reading the thread I had a couple questions:
1. He looks like an slant-eyed spic - does anyone know his actual ethnicity?
2. Was he telling the Japs to speak to him in english because his Japanese sucks?
3. If he is a Jap, why has he not commited sudoku on account of the shame he brought his famiry?
4. In which asiatic country would niggerfaggots like him fit in anyway?
5. Has he any plans to come shit up the states? I'd love to see him get rekt by a big buck nigger over a disagreement in his choice of music.
6. Why has he not commited sudoku?

Many thanks and a biiig thoombs up
 
SanicBlackMagic said:
1. He looks like an slant-eyed spic - does anyone know his actual ethnicity?
2. Was he telling the Japs to speak to him in english because his Japanese sucks?
3. If he is a Jap, why has he not commited sudoku on account of the shame he brought his famiry?
4. In which asiatic country would niggerfaggots like him fit in anyway?
5. Has he any plans to come shit up the states? I'd love to see him get rekt by a big buck nigger over a disagreement in his choice of music.
6. Why has he not commited sudoku?
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1. half-jew through his father, half-filipino through his mother. he lived in philippines and usa both before infesting in japan. (according to him, his jew father was a wealthy real estate guy and his mother was most probably a prostitute, who also beat cuckspender and his brothers throughout their childhood. him trying to save this ungrateful whore riri is some sort of a mirror situation of his parents' relationship from the past, wants to "give her a good future".)

2. he lived in japan for almost 10 years and knows just about 10 words of japanese (chotto matta ne, yatta, sumimasen, couple others). he would complain how the japanese don't speak english. (then moves to another gook country where they also don't speak english. well, a bit more since white cock pumps in ~90% of the wealth of the thai economy)

4. probably in his mother's land. they have criminals, troons and are homo-friendly. also sus said he fucked dogs as a kid since that's a local custom. then again, maybe he takes to his father, and as a jew wanders across the world, as he's done. or his dear native philadelphia, swerving like the rest of the zombies in kensington avenue. OR, perhaps china, building railroads in deserts with prisoners-for-life, i'd perhaps put him there.

5. i read somewhere that he has lawsuits or fines waiting for him in the jewnited states, but i am not entirely sure how true this is. cuckspender said he's not going there.

6. riri has an ace in her sleeve, don't worry.

it is a nice downward spiral to spectate. his streams are total ass to watch since he does nothing at all now, but getting the meatiest bits of his bleak, cold reality can be comforting.
insecure hispano-asiatic jew + grandeur delusions + lots of money + greedy whore + whore's greedy family + murderous gooks + rolling cameras + all the rest = 👍🏻 a great thing having his complete circus of a life being documented... before it turns into a tragedy..
 
Shukran my Allah praising nigger, very informative.

You must've been following this guy for a while - where did you source all of this? I watched through all of the JawnSnow videos on the guy, are there other channels that clip this retard?
 
SanicBlackMagic said:
Shukran my Allah praising nigger, very informative.

You must've been following this guy for a while - where did you source all of this? I watched through all of the JawnSnow videos on the guy, are there other channels that clip this retard?
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I actually haven't been paying attention to him for too long but recently fell down the rabbit hole and noticed he didn't have a thread so did all the research. My main sources of clips and info on youtube were

Jawn snow
ClipsVonClaus
YATTA TV!
Tweakbox

And also
The IP2 forum (they post about suspendas sometimes) ip2alwayswins.com
The twitter account @tzgnis
 
Looks like the endgame is here. Expect Cuckspendas to "leave them to their grief".
 
Morta Della said:
I actually haven't been paying attention to him for too long but recently fell down the rabbit hole and noticed he didn't have a thread so did all the research. My main sources of clips and info on youtube were

Jawn snow
ClipsVonClaus
YATTA TV!
Tweakbox

And also
The IP2 forum (they post about suspendas sometimes) ip2alwayswins.com
The twitter account @tzgnis
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Sorry, I meant to make my previous post a reply to @mosque architect info dump , unless it's a sock account of yours... it isnt a sock of yours is it? 😏

To you, I'd say...
Lmao, what a ride. Good thread.
The kratom thing is pretty funny. I didn't know that "people" still drank lean in the year of our Lord 2023
 
SanicBlackMagic said:
Shukran my Allah praising nigger, very informative.

You must've been following this guy for a while - where did you source all of this? I watched through all of the JawnSnow videos on the guy, are there other channels that clip this retard?
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allah wallah salam balam. yeah, i had too much free time and wasted it watching IRL streams or having them in the background, including this very same retard. the source traces back to him.

i initially found him some time during 2021 when he streamed in japan to ~30 viewers on twitch. it's been pretty much groundhog day ever since but in slightly altering forms. in japan it was going to 7/11s in shibuya whilst blasting emo music and in thailand it's sitting in tuktuks, cars and in the house he paid for, or outside of it to be more precise, since he can't fit in because of the bloated gooks and mountains of rags.
 
mosque architect said:
it's really amazing when you "work and strive" to earn a living, and all the fruits of that labour is pissed away, without thinking twice, to feed parasitic gooks who aren't useful even in the slightest. (for example 2 generations of women who can't cook or clean. how do they even exist, in asia especially?) the "uncle" did possess the ability to hammer a few nails into the wall in order to hang the curtains, so maybe that counts for something.

can't wait for the eventual happening (there's probably amusing terminology for it), that being the ogre riri&co offing her "husband", most likely in an accident, to collect ALL of his remaining fortune. that's a usual thing in thailand.
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Expats used to say someone "bought the condo", a play on "bought the farm", as the usual MO was to wait for you to buy the high rise condo (usually the last purchase in the grift), and then her family would throw you out the fucking window.

Many such "suicides", and unless you have an extremely rich and extremely pissed off family, there will be no investigation into the cause of death because you're a filthy foreigner and only Thais can own property (You want to buy some real estate? You need a local to have a 51% share).
 
This guy is amazing, he's totally fallen for the Thai bar girl "sponsor" scam.

So, this guy bullshits about making $50k per day..

In one of the videos when he's sat in "his" car he says he makes 4 times as much streaming than his old job, before changing his mind and increasing it to 15 times 30 seconds later..

That job being a kindergarten teacher in Japan. HOPPA to be exact.


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So, let's see how much Hoppa pays..
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So, that's 240k JPY a month, probably before taxes.. 2.8 mil a year, that's 13.6k USD a year after tax and the yen tanking against the USD at the moment.
so, x 4 = $54400 a year according to what he said in the car.

So if, according to him, his initial comment stating streaming makes him 4 times the amount his old job did, That makes..

$149 a day?
 
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Sus is currently live on Kick
i saw a post on IP2 that he was filming inside a dollar store, and his chat was shitting on him, so i decided to take a look
i checked it out and had a chuckle, most of the messages are like this
he has stopped reading chat and stopped interacting for the most part, which has made people suspicious that its pre-recorded
i dont know why you would pre-record a dollar store stream... or something so boring
i think its more likely Suspendas ego cant take looking at chat or discord anymore so he refuses to
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Excellent work. Only a small issue, you've got a video archive you uploaded that isn't embedded anywhere in the post.
 
Riri is a disgusting creature. Here Sus thinks she is putting on makeup to go out but instead finds her with her hands covered in a sludgy muck of pimple goo from popping HUNDREDS of pimples all over her face:
 
i dont know what is going on, but i have to assume something happened right?
Sus announced some news, which was parroted by Ice Poseidon and his crew
Sus appears to be trying to move back to Twitch, many people are saying this is because his year long Kick contract has run out, but i dont know if thats true
he is claiming that he is going to keep his Kick account for IRL streaming only, and he is going to be putting his effort into getting Twitch partnered again
for those of you who dont remember, it was only a few months ago or so that Suspendas was charged-back over 10 thousand dollars in Kick subs/donations
whatever decision hes making for whatever reason, money is a major factor no doubt
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Sus has finally confirmed that Kick has dropped his deal, which is something he has denied many times
he is no longer being financially supported by Kick, his donations and Kick subs is all he will get from now on
he claims its because Eddie is interested in new and up and coming streamers, so to spread the love other people got deals and he got dropped from the team
he also claims this will just make his content better, the cope is pretty incredible
he was dropped from Kick, and hes got that "but heres why thats a good thing" energy
ripped this off Kick clips
 
GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
Sus has finally confirmed that Kick has dropped his deal, which is something he has denied many times
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Yeah he fucked himself financially. He thought the gravy train would never end and blew his money on a bunch of junk.

He recently admitted on stream that 200k from his bank account has mysteriously "disappeared". He is considering selling a car that he literally just bought for "emergency funds", hoping that he can sell it within a week. Once his money dries up we will see how long Riri stays with him.

 
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