Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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A collection of Discord a-logs who use fear tactics to make “content” from innocent people.
💪 Tough Guys
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5
"Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
"Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.
Welcome to Michael's empire of misery.
From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls
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Johnathan Bruce Tibbetts / TiBBzTV / Johnny Veras / Xandar Haas / Domino Kurzzy / Edward Knight / Theo Sheen / Enclave-OG / Knights of Oblivion
Failed Cyraxx Buddy Troll. Claims To Have 72 Alter Egos. Degenerate Sex Pest - Can't Be Trusted Around Children. Mommy Issues Galore. Married To A Haunted Sex Doll. Wannabe Pedo Hunter Oblivious To His Own Projection. Bed Wetter. MASSIVE Hypocrite.
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Cuck Francis E. Dec, Fredrick Brennan's #1 hadur, schizo substack scribe, everyone I don't like is Qanon, convinced Lt General Mike Flynn is Q, got sued for it, doxed himself burning a C&D, denounced by the ADL, TDS sufferer, AIDS appreciator
💪 Tough Guys
Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master
50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart
💪 Tough Guys
Ex-Councillor Samuel Collingwood Smith / Vordrak / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew Hopkins News
Convicted defamer, vexatious litigant, actual terrorist, GamerGator, stalker, extortionist (Prosperous Software Consulting Limited)
British NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll" Pedophile Dating a Minor, Manchild, Incel, False Flagger, Makes Death Threats, Hides Behind Alt Accounts, Self Confirmed Racist, Doxes Kids, SL Ageplayer, Supports Lolicon/Animal Porn/Futanari, Crypto Scammer
💪 Tough Guys
Jackie Singh / Jacqueline Singh / Jacqueline Anne Stokes / Jax / @find_evil / HackingButLegal / @HackingButLegal / piggytomlinson
Cybersecurity "expert," wannabe journoscum, former "hacker"; gunt guards Patrick Tomlinson, currently picking a fight with ONA Forums, GNAA Groupie
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David Anthony Knoblauch / KodiakVT / knoblauch39 / WarfighterKodiak / KiloGaming Nation / knobby2345 / KiloGamingNatio / u/No_Plan38
Military Veteran Bear VTweeter with an army of "Cubbies", Internet Tough Guy, Waged a war against the Kiwi Farms to protect his VTuber Oshi, Fell for a Navy Seals Copypasta, Reported multiple users to the Law Enforcement, Simps for 2D Women
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Brian Dennis Martin / FuturisticHub / LifeInATent / WildCraftTV & Kevin Douglas Martin / WeatherManKevin & Chrissie L. Barmore / MeganLeeHeart
Pedo Minecraft Porn Animator, Internet Tough Guy, Swatter, SUED FOR $20M, Doxer, Self-proclaimed "Animation God", THUMBS UP FOR EPIC EARTHQUAKE, The first YouTuber to be universally hated, with twin brother who's somehow worse than him
Salty Ragequitter, Wannabe Actor, "Black DSP" doxes viewers
Opinionated white-male-guilt-ridden software developer. Cancelled Hyprland and slandered it as "toxic" and transphobic. Hates X11 users and Hacker News. Lolicon.
💪 Tough Guys
Daniel Giterman / Gwamgo / GwamgoXD / Dexter Giterman / Daniel Nash / HorseManDan / HorseManDanYT / Dexter20078 / RoblocksClips
Pathological liar, stereotypical Jew, hypocritical moralfag, accidentally showed alleged CP on a livestream, Parlo bootlicker, sent porn to an 11 year old, false striker, doxes and threatens other YouTubers
420chan sysop, founder of anonymoose, 1337 hax0r, anti-goobergate and all around degenerate
💪 Tough Guys
Timothy Allen Jenkins / Glass / Chaoticy / ChickenDeek / GlassWindowYT / raichu2514 / Swag__ / TanderBoy / MertAlbay / Sude31TR / StaticyJ
VRChat/Garry's Mod Troll who can't handle a banter, Fragile Ego, threatened to rape a minor on Discord, Had a meltdown in OnlyFans's girl DMs after being rejected by her, "I can get any bitch I want", Enjoys Manipulating people
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Hujan The Host / Kyle Coleman / Kyle Julian Mark Sean Rhys Coleman / HujanisHosting / iHujan123 / Twitter Geek / Hujanikabolokov
Rape victim of the sektur, impotent Internet Tough Guy, British bisexual swinger, follows children on Instagram, faked having a girlfriend, alleged wife beater, Elaine Miller white-knight, commentary community reject, HE HAS NO SHOW!!!
💪 Tough Guys
Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more)
Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms
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Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil
Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE
Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
Trihard Streamer, Housing Scam Artist, Balding and won't admit it, Sucks at every game he plays, Perfect Example of why the world hates Florida
💪 Tough Guys
Hector Martin / Héctor Martín Cantero / @marcan42 / マルカン / @marcan42x / @marcan@treehouse.systems / Asahi Lina / Asahi Linux
Developer of Asahi Linux with a VTuber persona. Made Byuu's death unbelievable. Constantly accuses others of harassment and abuse. Hates Hacker News and Kiwi Farms.
Schizo software programmer and developer of GrapheneOS Android ROM. Starts drama with everyone and accuses them of harassment. Chronic brigader and bridge burner.
Bi-polar manic poser off his meds, claims to protect and love family- pulled knife out on loving father, touched the poo, wants friendship with Cyraxx, speed ran ruining his life, pink triangle owner after first post, now with extra HOMELESSNESS
💪 Tough Guys
Jess Zhang / Ziyue Zhang / theweb3jess / Blockus / blockusgg / jezzthez / jessziyuezhang
Delusional fat autistic woman dreams of Chad, threatens to sue everyone who slights her
The German Youtube Sensation
💪 Tough Guys
John Dimitriadis / @DropKiwiFarms / Johnathon Chance / Sinseer / Sinicalass / Hopenotworry / Eris2323 / Fallout76_clown / Numbersex / Sinseerdiscordia
16,000+ hours in Fallout 76, Enthusiast in Discordianism, Infamous in the Fallout and D&D communities, Ran Technosexual he did his wife on, Doxed by pizza.
💪 Tough Guys
Tyler Kolbe / AlexJacobii / Joshua Roberts / JoshuaRoberts / Weg / whancechilkins / TheKowgaGwopa / InternalPoop / AMVW & So many more
Aloggin' to the max.
💪 Tough Guys
Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05
Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.
💪 Tough Guys
Corey Shiratori (formerly Corey Ray Barnhill / August Heart) / [Lulz] Xyrix / RuxPin / Zoom / Internet GodSpeed
Self-confessed pedophile sadist, forced underage girl to watch child pornography, skiddie turned fed, chronic liar
Obsessed middle aged stalker and gayoper who hates Kiwifarms, History of cyber stalking and constant sockpuppeting, Van evader
Failed Minecraft YouTuber turned failed rapper, HAYTER AVE CRIP, criminal, disrespects gravesites, tried to take credit for Nipsey Hussle's murder, fucked a fat hooker live on YouTube, currently facing 35 years to life in prison for a failed armed robbery
Extremely Online Milsurp Drama Queen, Chicken Annihilator, Can't Manage Coupons, Combat-free "Expert" on Firefight Gear
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Sam Ambreen / Samina Ambreen Salahuddin / @FridoKala / @SamAmbreenSalah / @SamAmSalahuddin
Muslim apostate, paki, drug addict, far-left extremist, forced fem husband-slave, "raped in womb"
Schitzo Serial Stalker, Convicted Felon, Toilet-Cam Urinalist, Antifa A-log, Snitch, currently stalking IP2 Alice
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Sex trafficking, glasses hating, and Tate cocksucker exiled by his friends.
💪 Tough Guys
Bernice Morgan / NeeceLoneWolf / NeiszLoneWolf / LoneNeisz / NeeceWulf / NeecePolysexualPagan / Neece Darque / neece.firegrave
Australian woman rages at lolcows, one-woman harassment factory, threadban dodger & poo toucher
42yo kissless virgin volcano-autist on welfare, #DropKiwifarms simp
💪 Tough Guys
Kevin Ian Beaumont / GossiTheDog / gossi / actualgossi / gossitd / rm_gossitd / kevinbeaumont1 / kevin.beaumont / kevin beaumont / kbeaumont / clanger
Cybersecurity "expert". #DropKiwiFarms bandwagoner. Crybaby over anything to do with Microsoft. Has PTSD flashbacks every time he sees the windows logo.