Featured on May 6, 2026 by Null: Clavicular and two of his friends have been indicted for misdemeanor reckless discharge of a firearm in Florida and face up to a year in jail each.
Went back a couple pages but didn't see it posted. Apparently charges were filed regarding the alligator shooting last Wednesday but it's only just being reported today.
tl;dr: Misdemeanor charge of reckless discharge of a firearm. Maximum penalty includes 1 year in jail, 1 year probation, and a $1,000 fine.
Featured on May 6, 2026 by Null: Joon the King has released a 3+ hour long documentary on Jeremy Hambly: "How TheQuartering Became the Most Hated Grifter"
Featured on May 4, 2026 by 0 0: The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo have leaked the entirety of MGS2's source code. A pretty prominent story about AI, censorship, and government control.
It’s not just the HD versions in the dump, it’s the full source code for the PS2 / Xbox / PC versions, everything up to Vita. The original E3 trailer script files are here. The cut Tanker water-escape sequence. 9/11 censored scripting. Internal file editors & tooling, etc.
At a brief glance, Arsenal Gear -> Manhattan crash stuff was censored by simply commenting out code. Likewise, there’s E3 / Demo assets. HD version was definitely made from OG source, not 100% reverse engineered as people misinterpret from old Bluepoint Games interviews.
Featured on May 4, 2026 by Null: Site Update: Media gallery, site-wide and thread-specific.
This is the single most requested feature in the forum's entire history. I have never been able to justify time investment into completing it without the work going into the forum rewrite. However, thanks to the Monthly Supporters, I've been able to justify the time investment.
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Featured on May 4, 2026 by Null: Jordan Williams was arrested by the UK for VTubing. The world wonders.
Jordan Williams / Alexandra Williams /Mimi Yanagi / Mimi_Yabai / Caleb Wolfgang / NebulaMink / StardustFae / Meowxie /femboydragon / FelixLovestar
This is a reminder to ARCHIVE FUCKING EVERYTHING, as Jordan is already trying to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING.
Thank you to @Admiral Throbnelius, @Avenue, @Cheese_lad, @dcss, @neu, @notorietus, @Nigga Bullshit, @thhrang@WelperHelper99 and @volatile puar for helping with researching and writing this thread. Introduction (Written by @Admiral Throbnelius)
On April 30th, 2026, lolicon cuck grifter Chibi Reviews would make a Tweet whining about an artist VTuber named Mimi Yanagi getting arrested in the UK for possession of her own artwork. Now of course, your first instinct might be to assume that this is yet another example of the British state's totalitarian overreach and two-tiered justice where they harshly punish their own citizens for minor offences while turning a blind eye to Pakistani rape gangs. In fact, in his Xitter shitfit over this ordeal, Chibi even brings up this exact talking point when calling out the UK police.
However, if we look past the autistic seething of a cucked lolicon loser and take a closer look at this Mimi VTuber, you'll see that there's a bit more to it than just "hurr durr Yookay coppers bad innit". After a little investigation into the case, it was discovered that Mimi embodies every negative stereotype you can think of for VTubers. Mimi or Alexandra Williams (powerword: Jordan Williams) is a British NEET VTuber tranny. When Jordan is not seething on reddit about doing DIY castration and how he doesn't want to fuel the evil capitalist system by getting a job, he's also a furry femboy zoophile and has some of the most disgusting porn bookmarks on Pixiv imaginable (literally explicit references to child porn and pedophilia).
An important thing to ask though, is how does one come end up becoming a degenerate like Jordan? To answer this, we'll have to go a decade before he was ever "Mimi Yanagi."
Early Online History
(Caleb Wolfgang / CalebWolfgang / NebulaMink / StardustFae / Meowxie / femboydragon / FelixLovestar / FelixDawnstar)
Jacob's early online history is (mostly) not what you'd expect from how he is now. Jordan loved to get into arguements online about politics, his positions changed slowly over time from a depressed, vaguely centrist incel, to a Labour hating tranny communist. The only somewhat normal thing about him that could be found was his interest in card games.
The first known online activity from Jacob is a Xitter(A) account named FelixDawnstar, where he would rant about both sides of GamerGate.
He would later become briefly active in different comment sections of YouTube videos. He'd again argue about politics, but this time also about... MLP.
Jordan saw himself at the time as a Christian man. He also advises someone to go and punch bullies.
Although not much, his Xitter and YouTube comments give a baseline understanding of who Jordan is. Digging further into his online history, we can truly see his transition from a Christian man to one of the most porn addicted depraved people on the planet, starting with the Godless place known as Reddit.
On his u/CalebWolfgang account he described himself as a "leftist of some sorts", bisexual, a "working class voter", critical of "business practises", advocate for minorities, and voted in "FAVOR of Brexit".
He also lists himself in 2017 as a 24 year old male who was going through depression with a family life. He says he has issues with his gender identity and wrote a long winded paragraph about his life (real) on r/depression with no comments.
He also talks about being a leftist and being suicidal from 16.
He also mentions that he was in a friendship with somebody. Her friends "started doxing me" and as a result had issues with women for years. Later, he admits he got revenge after emailing conversations to her parents. In this, she talks about her "fetishes for animals and underage boys". He says he got a "front-row seat for that shitshow, and it was GLORIOUS".
Before getting into his NebulaMink Reddit account he would make 2 years later, lets now take a look into what he was doing off of Reddit. Jordan's habit of commisioning artists did not start with his VTuber persona, but instead his dragon persona named "Nebula." (L) <- LOGS YOUR VIEW / (A)
Jordan would commision most of his furry art on FurAffinity, which he had 2 accounts on. , CalebWolfgang(A) and NebulaMink, the first of which was active between 2016-2020, and NebulaMink being active for an unknown amount of time as it was deleted.
Something you can't see is his NSFW commisions, as you'd need an account to view them.
Going back to Reddit, lets look into his NebulaMink account. Browsing it you'll see hundreds of posts about UK politics, mostly in r/LabourUK and r/transgenderUK, but he has other posts in subreddits like "r/TERFisafetish" and "r/GenderCynical". He really hates the Labour party, despite it being his most commented on subreddit.
In one of the most Reddit comments I've ever seen, he refutes Capitalism by making a comparison to Doctor Who.
Posts on r/Feminism about how they became a tranny, and hate for J.K. Rowling.
Continuing onto this, he's autistic and has struggled with loneliness. Being "trans" and having transitioning as his goal gives his life meaning.
For a short period of time he engaged with flamewars against TERFs, celebrating a TERF subreddit being taken down, and "warning" a different subreddit that TERFs might be invading the subreddit.
By 2020 he already wanted an axe wound, he said he hasn't done it yet, because there's an actual process you have to do in order to get your genitals chopped off in the UK.
Jordan REFUSES to work so that the dirty capitalists don't gain profit from his work.
He was also pro-Israel because Muslims stone trannies.
The only post which Caleb made on his Reddit account which is of note is one where he asks r/asexuality if he's asexual or sex-repulsed, knowing what he's favorited on Pixiv, I'd bet on neither.
All of Jordan's socials from before he went by Mimi seem to have been purged/gone inactive since 2021/2022, he wouldn't appear online again until 2023 when he became "Mimi Yanagi." So, how does Jordan present himself as "Mimi"? Well...
It should be clear already that Jordan is far removed from anything "normal," however, the depravity he would sink to under his new VTuber VTweeter (he never actually streamed lol lmao) persona which was only hinted at beforehand, truly blows anything from his Reddit account out of the water.
The Surface
Jordan would describe himself as a "bratty imouto bunnygirl," imouto meaning "younger sister." (A)
His typing style completely changed, now trying to mimmick what he thinks a little girl types like. (L) / (A)
When asked by his fans on what his favorite type of loli is, he responds with "spoiled and bratty, but sweet too!" (L) / (A)
This seems to be how he wants to portray himself as.
He was then asked further what his family thought of his "interest." (L) / (A)
It should be soon clear that even when just scratching the surface, it's not just Jordan "liking moe anime girls"
Something that he Jordan likes to do is publicly post about hentai. (L) / (A)
Although the cover page doesn't showcase obvious children, looking into nyatorikkusu's page shows that he does draw lolicon.
He would retweet another post from the same artist, this time a body pillow with a school girl stripping to show her swimsuit underneath. (L) / (A)
Continuing onto this, Jordan would post number codes for the sources of different hentais. (L) / (A) (L) / (A) (L) / (A)
Jordan's VTuber avatar, named "Mimi Yanagi," is a small child with pink hair and tranny-colored clothing. He spends hundreds of dollars commisioning art of this character.
Yes, they did draw a sexualized underwear for this child model.
He also has a more sexualized variation of this model, with the character in a gambling themed Playboy Bunny suit.
From looking at this artist's pricing, this would'v been at least $215, not counting the extra outfit.
He's even commisioned a full rigged and moddled "VTuber Kids" avatar. (L) / (A)
This model probably costed a lot of money, at the minimum ~200 dollars (and he never even used it.) (L) / (A)
Jordan would also commision more NSFW or expliticly sexual art for his "Mimi" brand. His Twitch banner and background for his Linktree would be this:
Another commission, this one where the character is sweating without it's jacket on. (L) / (A)
These commisions, even when they are more tame compared to what we'll see Jordan commision later on, was enough for him to get suspended on Xitter after the "wrong people" found his commisioned artwork. (L) / (A) (L) / (A)
This begs the question, what is Jordan doing on his Pixiv and Baraag accounts, where moderation on lolicon/pedophilic content is incredibly lax?
The Depths (Written by @Cheese_lad)
Jordan is into many more degenerate fetishes, like futa, tentacles and urination, but those are not serious enough to be discussed. Zoophilia
When looking through Jordan's Pixiv and Baraag profiles, something you'll immediately notice is that a sizable chunk of the porn in his favorites/followed artists involved animals. Not in any anthropomorphic furry way, straight up drawings of bestiality. To make it somehow even worse, the vast majority of these drawings also involved children along side the bestiality. Another thing you'll notice is that a lot of this art was commissioned by Jordan himself, involving his Mimi VTuber persona.
He has a type, as his favorites which include bestiality falls into one of three categories:
The first is Pokémon porn.
(If you see an account screenshotted liked this Mimi is following them.)
This next drawing was commisioned by Mimi.
The second is horses.
2 out of these 5 images are commissions, and the video is also a commission.
The third is dogs.
The last image of the first set also contains scratches and bruises.
The total count for those who, reasonably, don't want to look is 55 images retweeted/favorited (14 commissioned), a video (also commissioned), and a total of 10 separate bestiality accounts that he follows.
Pedophilia
Jordan is attracted to children and child-like features, a pedophile. and once you look at all the shit he jerks off to, no reasonable person can disagree. He has favorited many drawings with tags that reference the character's young age and/or followed the creators of such drawings. Despite being thorough, these examples are not all there is on the account. There's still a lot more.
Jordan favorited many drawings of characters with child-like items; school clothes, teddy bears, pacifers, and children's security buzzers. (A)
This is what the text on the right side of the last image translates to.
Jordan also commissioned a minute-long animation of an incestuous threesome where his vtuber avatar is wearing a common Japanese child's backpack, and a children's security buzzer can be seen on the ground.
This animation also had dialouge:
He favorited art of underage characters.
May (10 or 12 depending on if it's the show or game)
Anya (4 or 5 years old) and Becky (6 years old)
The little girl from that Japanese McDonald's ad. He follows artist that tag their art with "pedo".
One the images he favorited is named "Powerpuff Children". Not girls or loli, but just straight up children. Another favorited image is named "lonely little girl".
He favorited art where the character was explicitly stated to be underage.
He favorited a comic of a father raping her daughter.
The picture next to this text is the girl holding two full condoms.
Jordan has favorited images that fetishize being a pedophile.
He even favorited art of a toddler being raped at a preschool.
One of the worst drawings which Jordan had on his account had the exact phrases:
"Thanks to you, the illegal childporn industry is coming back to life"
That wasn't the worst, as he also follows an account dedicated to drawing babies being raped and favorited one of the images. This is in no way hyperbole.
Still, a lot of people would defend this content as it's all "just drawings!" and no real children are involved, however, one of the artists which Jordan followed had drawings which was of a real child actress.
Stephanie is the name of a character from the children's TV show LazyTown, she was acted by 2 different actresses, both being underage when playing her role.
The Arrest
Before getting into Jordan's arrest, we first need to discuss the laws in both the UK and the US when it comes to the drawings Jordan both consumed and helped produce. The short answer is that lolicon is very illegal in the United States, and the United Kingdom followed America by banning lolicon. Furthermore, there is a history of so called "free speech warriors" defending child porn, and therefore America's current law against lolicon is carefully written to be fully and explicitly consistent with the 1st amendment. The following section should not be taken as legally authoritative, since it is not written by a judge.
This section going over the legality of lolicon in the US and UK was written by @volatile puar.
United States
In the USA there are three laws which ban sexually explicit images of children: 18 US Code 2252, 18 US Code 2252A, and 18 US Code 1466A. 2252 has a slightly higher proof requirement than 2252A, although it is the most commonly prosecuted of these three laws, at least in 2011 and 2012 per data from Project Safe Childhood in 2016.
We will, however, focus on 2252A and 1466A, since these were created for the purpose of prohibiting fictional child pornography. 2252A prohibits any child pornography as defined by 18 US Code 2256, which in brief is any photographic or "deep-fake" image of a minor, and although the child depicted must be an identifiable minor, since there is no requirement to prove the identity of the child, any sufficiently photorealistic depiction of a fake child will be prosecuted under this law.
1466A, on the other hand, prohibits any obscene and sexually explicit visual depiction of a minor in any medium whatsoever, including cartoons. Furthermore, it is not necessary that such obscene work depicts a real minor, as did some works of Shaddai Prejean, but it is sufficient if it appears to depict a minor. The penalty imposed by 1466A is identical to the penalty imposed by 2252A, which prohibits CSAM of real minors, and the United States Sentencing Commission assigns the same offense level to crimes against 2252, 2252A, and 1466A.
1466A and 2252A in their substantially present forms were created by the PROTECT Act of 2003, which was a renewal of the prior laws against child pornography, which had been struck down as unconstitutional due to poor wording causing potential infringements upon free speech. In that prior law, the Child Pornography Prevention Act of 1996, fictional child pornography was prohibited under 18 US Code 2252A. The reason why it is necessary to ban fictional child pornography is given in the findings report of that law. Although there are other reasons mentioned, the most important are the following, or in other words child pornography stimulates and strengthens the sexual appetites of pedophiles, creates and secures pedophiles in their perversions, and empowers pedophiles to more ably groom children.
Although this law only concerned images which are virtually indistinguishable from depictions of real minors, this deficiency was corrected by the later PROTECT Act along with the other deficiencies generally of CPPA 1996, which deficiencies caused it to be struck down as unconstitutional.
As said above, the 1996 law was struck down as unconstitutional due to deficiencies in its wording which rendered it an overreach with respect to restrictions on speech. This was instigated by the Free Speech Coalition in Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition under the pretense that the government has no authority to ban fictional child pornography. Due to the effects of this decision most child pornography was legal in practice for a period of about one year, as the findings for the PROTECT Act mention.
Furthermore, pedophiles were greatly emboldened by the legalization of child pornography, as is mentioned in H. Rept. 107-526.
Now, although the consequences of this decision were terrible in the short term, in the long term the decision was beneficial, since it led to the creation of a much superior law, the above mentioned PROTECT Act. This law is far superior both due to its increased scope, in which all obscene and sexually explicit child pornography is banned, whereas the prior law only banned photorealistic child pornography. Secondly, it is superior by more effectively ensuring the right to free speech than the prior law, which could be interpreted as banning protected speech. It does this by explicitly only banning obscene works.
The prior law banned all fictional child pornography regardless of whether it was obscene. In practice, there is no difference between these two laws, since there is no such thing as non-obscene child pornography, however the government is not willing to make such a claim since it does not pretend to be the authority on such matters. The same thing is stated by NCMEC in S. Rept. 108-2.
Some readers may be surprised at the mention of unprotected speech since it is a common misconception that the 1st amendment protects all speech, and, to borrow a phrase from a pedophile, that freedom of speech "exists to protect transgressive speech." In reality, the protection of speech guaranteed by the 1st amendment and other such free speech laws is meant to ensure the general right to the freedom of expression under the natural law and does not extend to all speech whatsoever, as is mentioned by Robertson v. Baldwin and Roth v. United States.
The current standard for obscenity used by the United States was defined in Miller v. California.
"Appeals to the prurient interest" means that it is likely to incite lust in its intended audience.
United Kingdom
Similarly to the United States, child porn is banned under two different statutes in the UK. The Protection of Children Act 1978 Section 1 bans indecent photographs and pseudo-photographs (deep-fakes) of real children, and the Coroners and Justice Act 2009 Section 62 bans obscene and pornographic images of children. The material banned by the latter is substantially identical to 18 US Code 1466A, although the wording is different. There is a misconception about the UK law which ought to be clarified. Namely, it is commonly believed that the UK banned lolicon because they are anti-free speech. On the contrary, the UK banned lolicon in part because the United States had already banned lolicon, as the Home Office says in its Consultation on Possession of Non-Photographic Visual Depictions of Child Sexual Abuse. Therefore, there is no intrinsic attack on free speech present in this law.
Furthermore, they gave sufficient consideration of the right to free speech when formulating this law, since the UK does guarantee the right to free speech in their laws, although this right is in a sorry state in their country.
Presuming that Jordan is only charged under the Coroners and Justice Act 2009, he faces up to 3 years in prison per count, which is less than the statutory maximum of 5 years for possession of CSAM in the UK, since unlike the United States, possession of obscene materials is a lesser offense with a lesser punishment compared to possession of CSAM. (A)
According to Jordan, he was forced to move his activities to a new SFW account, along with a name that his bail officers agreed to.
That's right, he used a troon name for this, and still called himself a "bratty imouto" on an account that had the eyes of law inforcement on it.
Jordan would post a few times on this account before deactivating it, all of his tweets are sympathy bait and in the third person.
The reaction to Jordan's arrest was immense, most people before this had 0 idea who Jordan was or the actual severity of the drawings which he owned/produced, causing many to believe that he was legitametly arrested over drawings of his VTuber model.
One of the best examples of this was a comment on the character sheet which Jordan comissioned, where a commenter says that Jordan was arrested over the character sheet. (A)
It did not help that many popular accounts made tweets outright downplaying what Jordan was producing. Some examples include:
Fuji News (L) / (A)
Pirat_Nation (L) / (A)
And of course, Chibi Reviews. (L) / (A)
Those tweets combined have reached 18 MILLION, yet none of them actually said what was on Jordan's more NSFW accounts.
UPDATE: Chibi Reviews has now retracted his support for Jordan and credited the Kiwi Farms for finding this information. (L) / (A)
He has also made an entire video which goes over what he said above.
Now, onto the outright sweeping. KuroSekaiAnime posted a tweet saying Jordan was arrested for "suggestive art of [his] model," and using this as a call to action against the UK. (L) / (A)
Another user says that this situation has "exposed the asses of a lot of LARPers in the vtuber community." I guess drawings of small children getting raped by horses is Otaku culture..? (L) / (A)
A character designer for the original Street Fighter games even drew fan art for Jordan, of his VTuber model drawing in a notebook. (L) / (A)
For context of this next post, a person made a Reddit account to post about his wife supposedly being arrested for chibi drawings she made 10 years ago, many claimed this to be Jordan, however that is not true. This account was banned shortly after this post was made. (L) / (A)
A VTuber used this Reddit post which provides no proof, and conflated this post with Jordan's circumstances to say "someone got arrested over chibis and you all defend this shit." (L) / (A)
He went even further to correct "misinfo", stating that "[he] never drew anything," however he still commisioned artists to make this beastiality content with his underage character. (L) / (A)
You might notice that last talking point, saying that all porn is obscene, and that you can get arrested for it in the UK.
This almost exact talking point was used, of course, by Chibi Reviews just a few days prior.
Yes. Chibi is using this example of someone who was comissioning incest/pedophilic/zoophilic drawings being arrested to say that all VTubers who do NSFW content in the UK will be arrested.
As of writing, the only proof of Jordan's arrest is 4 images of his bail bond. (L) / (A)
"TheTopTierGoon", the same person who was given permission to leak the bail bond images, asked Jordan "before you changed your name... was your first name jordan?" Jordan responded by saying "I don't know that name..." The rest of the thread was not addressed. (L) / (A)
Multiple people have tried discrediting this OP with downright false information which seems to have been passed around through a game of telephone. Most these people are literal who shitters, so I'm not going to address them in the OP itself, however @Gibs has made a good post going over a post by Mizutamari (@Rebel Lucy)
Conclusion Before, Jordan was an argumentive, depressed, lonely faggot online arguing about GamerGate. Over time, and as trannies started to gain more power online, he found new meaning in his life by sitting on his ass all day dreaming about being a woman, this derangement eventually lead him to becoming the ageplaying freak he is now, commisioning hundreds and hundreds of dollars to imagine himself as a little girl getting raped by horses and dogs.
TTD. TVTD. TLCD.
Information Gathering Process As it was not properly explained how Jordan's names or previous aliases are found, this will serve to explain it in full detail.
Jordan has a main Steam profile.
@thhrang was able to scan this account with steamid.uk to see it's prior usernames.
These are all the usernames which were found in the OP, besides FelixDawnstar. That was found by @notorietus checking breaches for "FelixLovestar"
A connection between his NebulaMink, StardustFae, CalebWolfgang usernames is that they all had an interest in card games.
The connection between his Felix alias and card games come from a now deleted account on CardMarket which was named "FelixLovestar," found thanks to @Avenue and @neu
Code:
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There we get his real name, Jordan Williams.
Furthermore, we can find the general in which he lives (South West) from his Reddit account.
Featured on Apr 29, 2026 by Null: Site Update: Videos are now post-processed and auto-subtitled and translated.
(the audio being bad is my own fault)
Someone ("K") gave me $6000 to fix our videos with. So, now when you upload a video it will enter a queue for processing. When it finishes, your video will get the "Kiwi Tube" player as above. This should also help with issues where videos people upload don't work on certain browsers or devices. Now, everything should work.
The system supports multiple codecs. Right now: 360p H.264, 480p H.264, 720p H.264, and 1080p AV1. It encodes in 360p and AAC as immediately as possible, and will work its way up in the queue to 1080p AV1 with OPUS. While it is queue, you will have the option to play the original video with your browser's player.
I have also tinkered with uploading and today successfully uploaded a 1.21GB copy of the Matt Jarbo boulder stream. It processed correctly and I was able to scrub through 6 hours of it without issue or significant buffering.
If you have feedback or issues please poost it here.
There is a download icon in the top-right. This is how you download the video. The video you download is the original upload without any modificaiton.
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TO-DO / KNOWN ISSUES:
1. Automatic subtitling is coming. The ADAs can handle AI transcribing and I will be exploiting that.
2. Constrain vertical height on 9/16 videos.
3. Graceful restarts of media processor. Some videos were skipped because of this, will need to fix.
Featured on Apr 26, 2026 by Null: New shooter manifesto dropped.
The New York Post published the failed assassin’s manifesto:
Cole Allen’s manifesto in full:
Hello everybody!
So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.
I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”
I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)
I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.
I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.
I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.
On to why I did any of this:
I am a citizen of the United States of America.
What my representatives do reflects on me.
And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.
(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)
While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)
Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest
Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t*
Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)
Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security
National Guard: same as Hotel Security
Hotel Employees: not targets at all
Guests: not targets at all
In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)
I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.
Rebuttals to objections:
Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.
Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.
Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.
Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.
Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?
This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.
Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.
Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.
Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.
Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack
Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.
Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.
I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.)
Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.
Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.
Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.
Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.
Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.
Thank you all for everything.
Sincerely,
Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen
PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.
Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.
What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.
No damn security.
Not in transport.
Not in the hotel.
Not in the event.
Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.
I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.
The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.
Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.
Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.
Actually insane.
Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.
Featured on Apr 24, 2026 by Null: Chibi Reviews claims to be in fear for his life in viral X post claiming the Kiwi Farms is hiring an assassin to kill him.
Chibi Reviews has doubled down on his lies against Kiwi Farms. He is actively claiming that Kiwi Farms wants to pay $200 to a teen to assassinate and kill Chibi Reviews in real life.
This is borderline libel. Jacob is so utterly dishonest. N/A
Featured on Apr 23, 2026 by AltisticRight: Brianna Wu is advocating for TTD: transgender babies should be opted out of the gene pool because they grow up to be insane.
There is no doub that you are a full blown homosexual John.
John goes full eugenecist.
FALSE. You have SEVERE mental illness. This very tweet has manifestations of that mental illlness. First, there is no such thing as male and female brains or "mind - body alignment." Second, there is the persistent delusion that you actually pass and the bizarre fantasy that strangers are sexually atracted to you.
Featured on Apr 23, 2026 by AltisticRight: Laura Loomer's defamation lawsuit against Bill Maher and HBO over a joke has been dismissed by a federal judge in Florida.
Her lawsuit against Bill Maher and HBO has been dismissed:
Judge tosses Laura Loomer’s defamation suit against Bill Maher
The conservative activist alleged that Maher defamed her with a joke suggesting she had an affair with President Donald Trump.
By JACOB WENDLER 04/22/2026 07:16 PM
A federal judge in Florida has dismissed conservative activist Laura Loomer’s defamation lawsuit against comedian Bill Maher and HBO, ruling that his suggestion that she was having an affair with President Donald Trump was clearly a joke.
U.S. District Judge James Moody also said in his dismissal on Wednesday that Loomer failed to prove she suffered any reputational harm or loss of income as a result of the comedian’s jokes about her on his HBO show, “Real Time with Bill Maher,” in September 2024.
“A reasonable Real Time viewer would have understood Maher was making a joke, and not a statement of fact about plaintiff and President Trump,” Moody said.
Loomer, a brash online personality who frequently touts her relationship with the president, said she would appeal the decision.
“It is beyond the pale for any judge to say that a woman can be accused of having sex with a man and have it be brushed off as ‘a joke’ just because she proclaimed a platonic love for their politics and leadership style,” she said in a statement. “The ruling is totally dishonest and misogynistic.”
HBO did not immediately respond to a request to comment.
Loomer filed suit a month after Maher speculated that Trump was having an affair with someone and said, “I think it might be Laura Loomer.”
The joke came after Loomer had accompanied Trump on his private jet several times and attended a 9/11 memorial with him. The comedian said in a deposition filed in response to the suit that coverage of their apparent closeness inspired his remarks.
“I made a joke based on their sudden closeness in the news that week,” Maher said. “I could have shown a video of them together and all the places they were together and all the things that were going on, the ‘I love you’ the ‘I love you,’ the blowing of the kisses, you’re very special, all this stuff, and then just said, ‘Hey, get a room,’” he said.
Though Loomer said she received threats as a result of the jokes, the judge found that she had not shown that she suffered any reputational or financial harm.
“The record reflects that, to the contrary, Loomer testified that her income increased in 2024 compared to prior years and that she continues to speak to and meet with President Trump, he continues to solicit her opinions, and she continues to receive invitations to the White House,” he wrote.
Loomer, an influential figure in the MAGA movement, has used her platform since Trump returned to the White House to weed out administration officials she accuses of being insufficiently loyal to the president. She has targeted dozens of staffers across the White House and executive departments, many of whom have been swiftly fired or seen their nominations pulled.
Featured on Apr 23, 2026 by 0 0: James Wilcock, alien truth-seeker and scam artist, has shot himself during a police encounter. The truth of alien life vanishes into darkness.
Ironically necro-ing the thread to say there's rumours he offed himself. Hope he's with the Alliance aliens and Archangel Michael now, rest in piss baths.
Deputies arrived at approximately 11:02 a.m. and made contact with a male outside a residence who was holding a weapon. Within minutes of deputies’ arrival, he used the weapon on himself. He was pronounced deceased at the scene.
Featured on Apr 15, 2026 by Null: Russian state media made viral a clip of Camila, a muslim Lebanese VTuber, crying about her family being bwown to widdle bits by the IDF, in her performance voice while wearing a party hat.
Featured on Apr 15, 2026 by AltisticRight: Nuisance streamer Johnny Somali (Ramsey Khalid Ismael) has been sentenced to 6 months of prison with labour in South Korea.
Featured on Apr 14, 2026 by Null: Elijah Schaffer's custody battle includes allegations he molested a 16-year-old boy while serving as a youth pastor.
Transcript is out. Elijah is on a number of drugs and one of them is typically used for schizophrenia.
Quetiapine is typically prescribed for schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, major depressive disorder, insomnia, anxiety or other similar issues.
Eszopiclone is typically for insomnia.
Escitalopram is for major depressive disorder, anxiety disorder, panic disorder, etc.
Xanax is used for anxiety disorder or other anxiety episodes.
Hydroxyzine is also for anxiety issues as well.
Holy shit... holy shit... His wife outed him as a possible pedophile. That explains why his lawyer tried to seal this transcript from the public. It's now in the Palm Beach County record.
