Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
Lolcows of History
Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer
Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest
Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.
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Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube
CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.
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Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family
"Where we at with Red Bar?"
💰 Grifter
"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat
His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.
Lazy Podcasting Clique, Pepe the Frog Fetishists, Doxed by /pol/, Fed Honeypot for Gullible Neo-Nazi Conspiracy Theorists.
GamerGhazi Cannibalism Victim, Youtube "Intellectual"
Child Porn Supporting "Founder" of the "Alt-Right", Cucked by ANTIFA, Soyboy, ALLEGED Wife Beater
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Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple
Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight
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Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot
Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.
Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.
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Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast
The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn
Le fine Gentlesir, Suspected Pedophile, Nick's Shoe Shiner, Has Beardson's measurements, Maidenless, One Man Jihad Against Vintage Fashion Without Vintage Values, Chief Alogging Officer, Hater of Western Women
Hasan Piker orbiter, BreadTube Gay-Ops Extraordinaire, Connoisseur of Condom Pizza, Called CPS on Ethan Klein, Vexatious litigant
Hipster Metalfag. Game Journo-Doesn't Play Games He Reviews. Thief Fanfic Author. COOMER AND GROOMER.
Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.
💰 Grifter
Mat Brunet / AniMat / ElectricDragon505 / Electric Dragon Productions / AniMat's Crazy Cartoon Cast / AniMat505 / AniMatLive
French-Canadian cartoon reviewer, podcaster, voice actor, and (shitty) artist. Leftist panderer and slacktivist. Politically illiterate Trump and Elon hater. Disney adult. Was an extra on CBS' Ghosts.
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Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman'
Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.
'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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Andy Warski / Adam "Race" Warski / Andy Pires / Subcultured / Warski Live / The Warski Show / Purple Dragon / Kino Casino
Stuttering retard, known for AIM AIM AIM, avid abortionist, tranny and femboy chaser, fighter for an entire 28.89 seconds. Runs a stagnant show with his pet. 🕯️👼🕯️
Skeptic Sargon fanboy and medical student GamerGater
Degenerate loser, honorary whiteknight for Lilith Lovett, constantly at odds with his own viewers for being a centrist
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Bronze Age Pervert (BAP) / Costin Vlad Alamariu & Associates / BAPists / BAPsphere / Frogtwitter / Greek Statue Twitter / "The Talmudic Network"
An "Ironic" Gay Romanian Jew Who LARPs as Bronze Age Warrior and Posts Topless Male Bodybuilders. Feuding Against Nick Fuentes Over Which One is Gayer. Defends Pederasty. Allegedly Funded by Peter Thiel & Followed by JD Vance. + His Orbiters
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Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime
Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.
95 IQ bald retard, Nick Fuentes ballwasher, pseudo-philosopher, unabashed schizophrenic suffering from PTSD. Crybaby anti-Semite being bullied by Jewish cookbooks and Internet trolls.
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Objective discussion about not-Channel Awesome featuring Rags, Southpaw and more!
Alcoholic co-host of The Killstream, susceptible to ammo crates, somewhat trepidatious
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Brian and Ed Krassenstein / The Krassenstein Brothers / KrassenCast / edbri871 / JamesOkeef / Talkgoldcom
Twitter's premier soy boy Democrat influencer twins. Serial grifters with a 25+-year-long history of Ponzi schemes and other financial crimes.
General Discussion Thread
News show hosted by a fat genocide-denier & cast of assorted fun characters.
💰 Grifter
Reynaldo Joey Liberato / MR. OBVIOUS / @ObviousRises / ObviousRedPills / MrObviousTalks / MR. OBSCURE
Right-wing grifter, lolicon advocate, crypto bro, 4chan leech, incel coomer, rampant gay-opper, clown fetishist, suicide baiter, Tim Pool a-log, formerly homeless, closeted fandom cringelord, Canadian
"Rational" SJW, former SA goon/LPer, sexual harassment apologist, raised $350K+ for child abuse cult
Commentator, Lawyer, Writer, WAP Sommelier, Vanquisher of SJWs, Podcast Host, Mara Wilson's cousin
Stay-At-Home-Mom Supremacist, Mother of 5, Patriarchist. Christian Nationalist. Author of Occult Feminism: The Secret History of Women's Liberation
Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.
Former Killstream caller, crypto-nigger, nobody
Creator of Social Autopsy and unwitting champion of Gamer Gate turned batshit conspiracy theorist and rabid antisemite
obese lolcow, Wokester, cannot physically stuff enough tranny dick in himself
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I KNOW WE HIT THE LIMIT FOR ME TO DO THEM, BUT THOSE THINGS TAKE TIME, NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK ABOUT GARFIELD AND MCDONALDS, WHILE MOCKING OTHER YOUTUBERS!!
Former WoW Team Lead and "anti-DEI" grifter, would rather commission lesbian wrestling porn than finish a game
Orangutan-armed Clout Chaser, Creator of #KickVic, Crowdfund Grifter, Made a Tribute to a Rapist, RIP Siren
💰 Grifter
Conrad Aaron Collins / Diginée / Digibro / Digibrony / Otaku Gonzo Journalism & the Pro Crastinators Podcast
Pedophile, Two-Faced Weeaboo Ponyfag Youtube Analyst Who Wants to be a Loli + Drama, Friends & Enemies
💰 Grifter
Ashley St. Clair / stclairashley / realashleystclair / sexlaptop / optatives / ashleynstclair / asc.sys
Political Views: Subject to Venmo Balance, has two babies to two different men - one of whom is Elon Musk, former NSFW tweeter who gets people banned for calling her out
Tankie grifter, Badbunny simp, obessive loser, Destiny orbiter, self described "Alpha male"
💰 Grifter
Metokur Fembot / Maya Chavez / ItsJustMayaC / LT.JG. Pliskin / Sacrificial Guts / Bizarro Jim / Aaron / Queen of Bantz
Just a Dude, Playing a Dude, Disguised as a Chick
When your fans are somehow more retarded than you
The Self-Proclaimed Nemeses of Kevin Smith, Profiting off of Nerd Outrage, Part of the Fandom Menace, Gaslit by a Cartoon
Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics, Probably a Fed
TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms
Zealous champion of Nintendo, “Indie Novelist,” Right-Wing Moviebob, Kiwi Farms Lurker and an A-Log of the Balldo Lawyer
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Tactikal Templar / Christian Charles Gabrielli / TemplarsRoar / TemplarsVoice / Fan Advocacy Network / Chironus / Veyronus / the-300-Spartans
Self-described "giga traditionalist", pro-lolicon gooning freak, serial rapist/pedophile white-knight, fake-Catholic grifter, Hasan Derangement Syndrome, Synthetic Man-style politisperg, EXTREMELY FAT
💰 Grifter
Ethan Is Online / Ethan Rodney Case / Eden Rodney Case / @ethanisonline / @peethanonline / @peethan
Spergy Leftist YouTuber, Fat Greasy Stoner, Defends Pedos to own the Conservatards, On the Path to 41%.
Libertarian party candidate for governor of NH, grifter, turbo Karen, sexual harasser, “Everyone who died in the holocaust chose to die in the holocaust…that’s why Hitler went to Heaven”
💰 Grifter
Ryan Faulk / The Alternative Hypothesis / People's Veto / @thealthype / Stodles / FringeElements
Gay 1/16th Black Autistic Race Realist, Foot Fetish Weeaboo, Trollshielder.
Horse Cock Enthusiast, Larpy Violent Revolutionary, Sex Pest, in his 100th pedo scandal
💰 Grifter
Dalton Bryce Riley-Clodfelter / Paleocon Dalton / Dalton Jewfelter / "32nd Degree" Freemason
Editor-in-Chief of The Daily Stormer, midget nazi with a furry troll army, a lawsuit, and a pedo streak
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Revenge of the Cis / ROTC / Mersh / Mike Schiele / Terrorsperg / Royce Lopez / Hippojuicemedia / More Like Radio
The self described "Multimedia News Insurgency", who can dish out the heat, yet struggle to take it. Jews and criticism are their Kryptonite. Guest staring Porsalin as "gayman50."
Schizo pseudo-intellectual with impulsive buyer's remorse, electrified nipple clamps & split penis.
Assblasted Arab manlet "Marxist-Leninist/Eurasianist" streamer, faked being a Kanye West fan to impress Nick
"Unbiased" Reporting on All Things Anime Related By Snobbish Quebec-Based Web Company. Acquired by Kadokawa.
Do You Wanna Build A Strawman? (cuckold, creep, and communist who makes a living off of poisoning the well for public discourse.)
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Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2
Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
Edgelord, attention whore, the bane of shitty commentary channels and spergy hatedoms
Drunken Crying Bipolar Anti-SJW Skeptic Lolicon, Full of GOTIS, Amateur Christorian
Balding Lolicon viewer, cunnyposter apologist, age of consent deep thinker, collector of little girl Disney toys.
💰 Grifter
Sean Patrick Martin / Sean P. Martin, Esq / Sean Martin / Potentially Criminal / @PotentiallyCriminal / Martin Media LLC / Martin Law Office LLC
💰 Grifter
The Amazing Atheist / TJ Kirk / Thomas James Kirk / Terroja Kincaid / The Distressed Watcher
A banana up his ass and hot oil on his cock. Reddit atheist accused of pedophilia.
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Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️
Breadtuber, Male Feminist, Illymation Simp, Little Mermaid Enjoyer, TBYS and Vaush Rival, Whiteknight
Rightoid grifting network funded by the Kremlin, were the sole live reporters at AFPAC IV. Hired Tim Pool, Lauren Southern, Dave Rubin and others.
Minor politcow multiclasses in Schizocow. Reddit Athesist Defender of Catholicism, angel unsummoner, target of CIA psyops.
"The Internet's Busiest Music Nerd"™, heelturned since 2017, slowly becoming smug SJW, threw Sam Hyde under the bus
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Shoe0nHead v2, Female Andrew Tate and Pickme supreme that never got picked
Single manbaby, angry atheist/anti-feminist Youtuber, attention whore
Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger
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Ian Miles Cheong / Stillgray / SolInvictus / Little Hitler / Ian Miles Cheong Wen Xian / "Chungus"
Former SJW Nazi reddit mod banned for payola turned GG "ethical journalist"; Swatted Adam Warski
Deranged Attention Whore, Homoerotic Provocateur, Nick Fuentes's Boyfriend, Co-Founder of the Cat Nats, a (ironic) fag
Mouseman, British White Nationalist, Guntguard, Felted by Shitlib Documentarians, Russia & China Shill, Simp for Islamists
Battered Nick lapdog and sycophant. Spineless coward and chronic liar. Suffers from a severe case of Stockholm’s Syndrome
White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch
leftie gaming channel that had two of its members accused of "misconduct" in only 2 months
From #NoChin with 12 year old kid drama to a weird return, currently sweeping it up for a Mexican White Nationalist. Got dunked by Ethan Ralph.
PPP's former sidekick/caretaker/shitcleaner turned Alog and Ralph worshipper
Former AF General, Former Identity Evropa Leader, now a casual gaming/political streamer, Nick’s arch-nemesis
Pseudo-intellectuals ranting on Youtube
Cured of his Autism, Jewish Catholic, Self-help Extraordinare, Obsessed with Respect, Family-Friendly Groyper, Lazy Eyed Physiognomist, 36- Year- Old Immensely Creepy Nick Sucker, Beardson Guard, Failed Country Singer, Weaponized Autism Incarnate
MrBeast's Former employee, failed comedian, heteroflexible polyamorous he/they-ish Brooklynite, claims to be a socialist but doesn't like it when he had to pay higher taxes when he made 6 figures, but worst of all he never got to be fourth banana.
Shape-shifting Kippah-wearing Torah Jew turned Catholic incel groyper who wants to deport illegal men and force illegal women to marry Californian incels, running for California governor in 2026, wannabe pop singer.
The Right wing Lovechild of Ben Garrison and Andrew Dobson
Pornsick Degenerate, Groomed Friend’s Daughter, MGTOW Black Bull, “Muh Dick”, Accelerationist, and Staunch Supporter of Sex-bots, the Artificial Womb and Straight Men Having Sex with Trans Women
BREAKING: Former Flamenco janny and eternal clout chaser wants you to notice him
Married Nick Rekieta, Failed Wife/Mother/Daughter/Sister/Friend/etc…, “Stay-at-Home Mom”, Trekkie, Pill-Head, Cocaine Addict, Sex Toy Enthusiast, Swinger, Aaron Imholte’s Soulmate, Self-Professed Christian, Dork
Gay Iranian hairdresser, fat, Gunt janny, Godwinson’s butler, bears & otters enthusiast, ex lover of PPP
Dysfunctional Creators of The Sarkeesian Effect and their farce on display
Nick’s former sidekick, ex-America First Treasurer, now alog against America First
Talk show host who burns all bridges, even with his own wife
Target of America First.
Pseudointellectual Irish twink, Nick Fuentes dickrider, friends with Snowflake Gang pedophiles, creepy school shooter phenotype, started #BanTheADL
Cucked, Ex-anti-SJW, Breadtube Grifter
Chain-smoking Alcoholic, Racist Degenerate, Welfare Leech, Weilder of the God Rod
"147 IQ" Cult Leader, Flat Earther, Dinosaur Denier, Self hating Jew
(((Lawyer))) turned Brazilian pimp and world-renowned journalist who likes smoking meth and licking black people's feet. Leaked the NSA files with Snowden.
Creator of "EFILism", Anti-Natalist, Philosopher, Physicist
Twitter war between a Canadian in nationality and a Canadian in behavior
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David Sherratt / Spinosauruskin / "Shitrat" / Hardon for Assad / Alternative Facts / @discordspies
Easily Triggered, Spineless, Hypocritical Incel hates the alt-Right & cancer kids, Lord of Gay Ops.
Failed congressional candidate whose existence revolves around hating white people
Catboy Fuhrer’s personal documentarian, professional sycophant, creepy old pedo lover
Loser America First sycophant and aspiring gunt guard
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Chantel Brittany Johnson / Politically Provoked ✡️ / C Brittany End / @ProvokedBrit / Rage Whore
Pill Popping & Perpetually Drunk Middle Aged Yenta, Single Deadbeat Mother, Bimbo Airhead Grifter, Nicksucker & Guntguard Extraordinaire, Doxxer, E-Girlfriend to Big Tech, Racemixer, Mad she has a Kiwi Thread
