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“A lot of people ask me, yo, why do you look so fucking young for your age?”
Meet Sus
Avrom Merlin is a 43 year old emo clown who is married to a Thai hooker. He is known for his IRL livestreams under the name Suspendas which he started in 2020, but only started to gain popularity in December of 2022 after streaming with Ice Poseidon in Japan when he ended up quitting his TEFL(babysitter?) job in Japan in order to stream full-time. His typical livestream content at that time was walking around Japan being a nuisance, blasting emo music on the train, getting drunk and high, and harassing women (or “jawns” as he likes to call them). He's now on an entertaining downward spiral as he livestreams his embarrassing married life to thousands of hate-watchers while supporting a gaggle of third-world in-laws who want in on the free ride.
Avrom's loving wife Riri
Turning a Hooker into a housewife
On April 17 of 2023, during one of is nightlife livestreams in Thailand, Suspendas met a girl named Riri. He immediately started flirting, making lewd comments, and flexing his wealth to her. They had sex after only hours of meeting, and one week later, he proposed to her. That’s right, after only a week of knowing her, and only their 3rd time meeting, Suspendas proposed to a Thai prostitute and afterwards they both got each other's names tattooed (funny sidenote - Avrom got Riri's name tattooed right under his "Nemo Nisi Mors" tattoo, which is likely a tattoo referring to his ex-wife meaning "nobody but death"(will part us)). Suspendas has tried to revise history and claim Riri was never a hooker, but it’s very obvious from the circumstances that they met, as well as the fact that he himself called her a “guest relations officer” who has sex with men for money. This video gives a good overview of what happened in their first week of meeting.
First week with Riri, start at 1:38
After proposing to Riri, Suspendas started cutting ties with and banning anyone who tried to save him from this obvious sham of a relationship. This is the point where Suspendas’ viewerbase switched from mostly genuine fans, to mostly hate-watchers and ex-fans. Since he was now in a relationship, he stopped doing the “jawntent” streams that his fans enjoyed, and started streaming himself sitting in the house, cooking food, getting in fights with his wife, and banning trolls from his chat.
Surprising nobody, Riri and her family have been milking the shit out of Suspendas. After proposing to Riri, Suspendas bought a house and a truck, both registered under Riri’s name.
He also bought Riri an iPhone 15 Pro Max, bought her ma an iPad, a motorcycle for Riri’s cousins, plans to buy her uncle a truck, and much more. Riri's mom even tried to get him to pay her monthly car lease. While Sus was out of country Riri’s extended family invited themselves into his new house via successful siege, and Suspendas' tactics of passive aggressiveness have been so far unsuccessful in pushing out the invading forces, so he has to deal with a home that always has bums crashing on the couch and raiding the refrigerator.
Sus’ house invaded by in-laws, start at 2:09
Riri and her family also regularly post to social media flexing in Suspendas’ truck, flexing money, and screenshotting large transactions to post on tiktok, to the point where Suspendas forbade Riri from posting on tiktok (she created a new secret tiktok and got caught).
Riri sells clothes online so within the span of months she has turned the place into a hoarder house with unsold clothing crowding every room.
Avrom was caught red-handed cheating on Riri with a suspected tranny, and got slapped in the face for it.
In October of 2023, Avrom and Riri had their wedding. They came to the agreement that Suspendas would provide the $6000 USD budget and that Riri’s mom would organize the wedding which would be held in their house. A youtuber called Jawn Snow did some calculations and came to the conclusion that Ma likely made off with thousands of dollars in profit. She also took 3000 baht that Sus left laying around at the house when no one was looking.
You might be wondering what would possess a man to be financially dominated like this. The main reason is that he’s extremely insecure about his manliness, and will do anything to present a confident, successful, wealthy alpha male.
Accidentally admits he was lying about owning a house in Japan
Lies about making $50k per day
Tries to indimidate younger, awkward streamer
Lies about his career in a street interview
Insecure about his wife facing away from him
Insecure that his wife is a whore"
He’s definitely right to feel insecure about his girl, look at who she follows on tiktok
Lies about making $50k per day
Tries to indimidate younger, awkward streamer
Lies about his career in a street interview
Insecure about his wife facing away from him
Insecure that his wife is a whore"
He’s definitely right to feel insecure about his girl, look at who she follows on tiktok
Riri may also be cheating as she was caught with the Tinder dating app on her phone.
Sus confronted Riri about her tinder app on stream. At first she denied having it but then admitted to having it, but denied ever using it while she was with Sus. This is bullshit because Suspendas bought her that phone, so she would've had to have downloaded it after their relationship had already started.
He then ended the stream and had a meltdown, trying to delete everything in his discord, then left.
Riri caught lying about tinder + possible additional evidence of cheating.
He Can Quit Whenever He Wants
When Sus got together with Riri, she introduced him to a drug called Kratom, which is an addictive drug that is drunk in a tea mixture. The real kicker, though, is that their dealer has red-cap and blue-cap kratom, with red-cap being pure kratom, and blue-cap being mixed with codeine cough syrup, which is the main ingredient in lean, the drink that was infamous in rap culture in the 2010s. The codeine is the more dangerous part of this drink.
Avrom explains blue cap vs red cap kratom
After a months of drinking kratom daily, he told his chat that he was going to quit kratom. He kept getting caught drinking kratom and would switch up his story between “I’m not drinking kratom, you guys are crazy” to “So what I’m drinking a little kratom, it’s my choice, it’s not even that bad”. Eventually he had the genius idea of forgetting about the kratom and just going straight to the main ingredient, and viewers started noticing many medicine bottles lying around his house during streams. Despite the fact that he claims to now be drug-free, him and his wife are constantly caught drinking Coca Cola mixed with codeine.
Degeneracy and Sexual Assault
Avrom has a history of being a sex pest, and having sex with prostitutes on livestream is only scraping the surface of his degeneracy. In 2023 he mounted and forcefully made out with a girl who was drunk and near-unconscious
He also had sex with a prostitute while her toddler was in the room
Compilation of some creepy comments and predator behaviour towards minors
Note: Avrom has a Kick deal and is friends with Eddie Craven, one of the owners of Kick. But don't say the N word or you'll be banned.
Alex Addicted
Long before he was a streamer, over 10 years ago, Avrom was associated with a “““modelling agency””” called AlexAddicted, which in reality was a front for some creepy guy to get nudes of underage goth/scene/emo chicks. This operation was exposed by ex-members in a YouTube video, as well as a website.
Website: The Truth Behind Alex Addicted / Archive
Some people claim that Avrom is AlexAddicted, but there’s not much proof of that other than the fact that it does seem in-character for him to do something like that. Here’s his extremely cringe modelling video if you’re interested
Here’s a weird video where he dodges the allegations by dropping the word “psyop”. In another video he claims it was a government psyop and that he’s not worried about prosecution because of the statute of limitations. He's very cryptic to avoid incriminating himself.
And here’s a video from his So Fetch Clothing YouTube channel. You might notice that his voice sounds 100x more faggy than normal. Keep in mind he was in his 30s so his voice shouldn’t have changed all that much in 10 years.
Perhaps this was during his “experimenting” phase.
His clothing company So Fetch had some pretty interesting design choices... And yes, he admitted to designing these and defended it as an edgy joke.
If you wouldn't wear these, you must be a woke snowflake.
He’s also a deadbeat father to his daughter that he left in Japan
At some point there was an interview/documentary of Suspendas on YouTube on a channel called Kesshin. The interview has now been privated or deleted. Interestingly, when you visit SoFetchClothing.com, it redirects to this YouTube channel.
Suspendas and fellow streamer Slightly Homeless arrested anddeported told to leave Nepal after being reported by viewers for disrespecting locals
Gets into controversy after kicking a cat
He’s been labelled as the “Most Embarassing Streamer Ever” by popular YouTuber penguinz0, who made a video on an incident where Avrom was confronted by Japanese locals for playing loud dubstep music on a train:
Someone claiming to have been scammed by Riri / Archive
Suspendas and fellow streamer Slightly Homeless arrested and
Gets into controversy after kicking a cat
He’s been labelled as the “Most Embarassing Streamer Ever” by popular YouTuber penguinz0, who made a video on an incident where Avrom was confronted by Japanese locals for playing loud dubstep music on a train:
Someone claiming to have been scammed by Riri / Archive
Social Media
Linktree / Archive
Youtube / Archive
Kick / Archive
Twitch / Archive
Twitter / Archive
Instagram (Private)
So Fetch Facebook / Archive
So Fetch Youtube / Archive
Riri's TikTok / Archive
Suspendas.com (Defunct)
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