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[Haloperidol]

when I did report one of them it got rejected with the reason "the Bible is not Forum Guidelines"

 

[King Metalia]

Its a tragedy no footage exists of this retard dressed up as bozo the burger clown. It had to horrify kids.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I have no idea what: "silver estrogen platter from the tranch", "The Merge" or "Jahnke" means or refers to.

You can just buy real croissants and nobody asks what happened to them. This doesn't have to stay a fantasy.

In truth I don’t even think he tries to masturbate at all. Or gave up a loooong time ago. Just counts mentally gooning to blueberries as an attempt.