random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[BlueArmedDevil]

Toxoplasmosis arc when?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Kinda sad looking through this. One minute you'll be watching some chick getting her back blow out, then the next minute you learn that she died.

I made this for my mom and she told me I was both an accident and adopted (somehow). And that she should have gotten a pair of chinese babies instead.

It's sad that he lied but it's also sad that you are fucken dumb.

Munchie-by-proxy is galactically more common than most normies will ever suspect, and this keeps our tranny threads alive, healthy, and vital exactly like trannies themselves are not.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

It's spotted dick, not chlamydia necrosis dick

 

[JustSomeDong]

We really should replace the Big Five Personality Test with the Hitler Tester. He is everywhere in our society. He's there when you turn on the news. He's there in the voting booth. He sits in your car as a passenger when you see illegal alien truckers driving freeing on your interstate. He unites us. He guides us. He binds us to our future and anchors us to our past. He's the most influential Austrian to have lived. He's bigger than Arnold Schwarzenegger, and more lied about than Marie Antoinette.

I just find it ironic that a man named "Proud Skibidi Aryan Toilet" was expecting more of an adult discourse on fucking kiwi farms.
You're basically looking for a 10/10 stripper at half past 2:00 on a Tuesday, fella. Wrong place, wrong time.

 

[CallmeCicada]

is everyone in this thread retarded?

 

[Drip Torch]

Mother Earth likes playing with teats ig

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

oh god, no wonder pedophiles like islands. They're just baby continents.

 

[Chromeo]

Chicks have eyes

 

[Cryogonal2]

is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid?

 

[scathefire]

We went from Homer's Odyssey to Homo's Oddity

 

[ChefOptimusCunt]

So, we're up to a whole fleet of dead babies

Yes, i admit i am new here, but i find such stalking to be creep behavior.
I would like an apology for it.

 

[MNM]

Context please?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Me dad was a lampshade me baby was a bar of soap!

Didn't the glue guzzler say that boomerfag introduced his fellow anus enjoyer to the fat cunt?

She asks:
“Why did you take me through troubled waters”

God responded:
“I didn’t ,you’re just stupid.”

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

They put on those fucking pajamas and it's over. That show had an anti-fuck field around it.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

There was a man...a great man, maybe the best. And I knew him well. I still know him. He said to me the other day, "Donald", he said, "people are calling the Iranian conflict a huge success". But I wasn't talking to this man on the phone. I was praying. Because this man was Jesus Christ, the big guy himself. And he assured me that if I were to run again, which they tell me I can't, but if I did, it'd be a landslide in my favor.

But before I tell you about him, let me tell you about Mary, his mother. I also knew her. And his father Joseph. I knew all of them. Great friends of mine, really, terrific people.

Makes sense, not everybody wants to be remembered as "the guy who sucks cocks".

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Mods, Mods... When is kiwifarms going to get banned, please?

i juste have to watch them laught a me ?

From a French faggot whining about us laughing at him being French and a faggot on the pixel placing website.

 

[Gentlebastard]

just cause me and my dog hate your guts doesn't mean we don't wanna hear what you have to say. One of us is concerned for your wellbeing.

All if this analysis to determine whether a creature that isn't capable of thinking ahead is thinking ahead or not.

You know what they say about lying with dogs. You wake up with plights.

I mean you might actually feel sorry for the little goblin if it wasn't all his own fault. And he wasn't a complete psychopath.

I read "unwashed self-importance", which is also applicable in this case.

Any time they announce that shit I can hear the fucking Soviet anthem play in my head, and I'm the kind of guy that would use the one bullet to shoot the commie in the gut so he'd die slower.

What the fuck is mandamus?

A really good way to piss off the judge.

Look at him. Hunched over like a morbidly obese Neanderthal.

Using the same racist slur is pretty boring and undermines the insult. Using the wrong racial slur aganist someone is even worse, just comes off as childish and very ignorant.

IMAGAYMANIMAGAYMANIMAGAYMANIMAGAYMAN!!!

 

[Hey Bitches it's me]

Thank you for including me, good sir

 

[Drip Torch]

You got a pussy though?

 

[Curry Teafag]

I had an A770 when they came out, but the AI support was garbage so I gave it to a friend who needed a card for gaming. He never spoke to me again.