random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Haloperidol]

when I did report one of them it got rejected with the reason "the Bible is not Forum Guidelines"

 

[King Metalia]

Its a tragedy no footage exists of this retard dressed up as bozo the burger clown. It had to horrify kids.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I have no idea what: "silver estrogen platter from the tranch", "The Merge" or "Jahnke" means or refers to.

You can just buy real croissants and nobody asks what happened to them. This doesn't have to stay a fantasy.

In truth I don’t even think he tries to masturbate at all. Or gave up a loooong time ago. Just counts mentally gooning to blueberries as an attempt.

 

[Doxmatix]

It accepts orange as an animal.

If this is what my thread tax go to, I'm not paying that shit.

Turning people into bone chairs is just an innocent kink.

I was legit not watching for almost a week, I popped my head back in, get this. Fuck off. Fuck you all I hate this place.

I'll see ya tomorrow.

"Suicide bombers are not representing Islam properly. In my opimiom!"

Know what that fat faggot hugetard should have written as his yearbook quote? "Welcome to Cosco, I love you".

Bail officers are famous for letting people they're working with make long posts in the third person as long as they put "yabai" (no good, dangerous in Japanese slang) in their header and username.

Nemesis, you glorious, magnificent bitch-goddess, I friggin' love you more each day.

YandereDev gooning to AI anime porn is the most surprising plot twist since the sunrise this morning.

Don't let new bigotries wipe out the old ones

Why did people feel the need to post the prostate examination of ewoks not once, but twice?

Visa and Mastercard are the glue that holds this relationship together.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I doubt the hookers back then were not like "Uhhh, I am actually an artist of my asshole, so I need like, a sonnet and a flower bouquet before I take my 5 cents and get my butthole tore up."

 

[frozen_runner]

Sounds like someone had an Izzat Accident.

You're telling me I'm only 1% away from having a chronically prolapsing anus?

edit: You're telling me I'm only 14% away from having a chronically prolapsing anus?

An African Chinese hybrid will either be a really good athlete that can memorize really well, or a literal skaven.

The rape movies are made by Italians. Jews make shitty comedies about black men fucking their wives. The British make movies about cross dressing and gay sex. The French make bad movies combining all this and pretend it's art.

I’ve been on the tranny threads. I’ve seen things …. Terrible, terrible things

"Sex pest" is just the politically-correct way to say "Indian"

We may never know why Abu Killinfidels Mohammed Islam *clickclick* committed this horrific act but it's definitely the fault of the white man.

Military rations have been shit since they got rid of cigarettes and meth

Maybe AI will get so powerful it will just turn everyone White

Lets clap some alien cheeks. Independence Day prepared me for this

You're autistic so it's hard for you to understand social cues so I'll explain it to you:

I'm not a faggot or a faghag, I have a WAIFU with HUGE POMPOMS.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Piss spilled everywhere again. I am no longer keeping count.

There are deep layers to how badly he has failed.

You gotta have a doctorate in piss and shit to say anything mean about his diaper fetish.

She constantly suggests the same four names for cats.

Aster has discovered a pro-tip: eat half a container of cool whip because it makes vomit taste less bad coming out.

the cafeteria at dachau was good too, it had good ice cream. that's the part i remember the most.

Is middle America not the juggalo spawn point?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Option 4: Pickle him!

-Extremely expensive and might not work

-Ralph is already partially embalmed so that's a good start

-Null gets to keep Ralph in a giant tube in his garage

-As with Taxidermy, a pickled Ralph can be livestreamed on the Killstream 24/7 and the show would barely change

 

[Perfect Day]

Americans can wear the kilt at any time they want to. Not because of some reason within culture or whatever, but because they are objectively better than the Scottish seeing as they actually got off their asses and kicked the ass of the king's army.

 

[NoReturn]

That's not a conspiracy, that's my investment portfolio.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

my first kid thought nutella and peanut butter were poop from different kinds of squirrels

I'm a whole ass nurse

They don't need to stegosaurifically implant racist memes onto my devices to find them there.

Anyway I'm pretty sure the natural selection of me yanking clover out of the ground for a decade has produced this lineage of tough bastards that mock me as I grab up pounds of their leaves, leaving behind stems that will surely produce more assholes.

But sometimes, sometimes I have the most excellent pull, bringing up a whole fat root along with it's corms and I just about have an orgasm. I don't want to be in the yard for three hours, and I hate weeding, but I'm chasing that perfect weed coom, I need help

RPGmaker Anime Furry Hitler Rape games

HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HELD SHIFT AND TYPED EVERY LETTER OF THIS, BECAUSE I MEAN IT

shit-on-shitgnome-o'clock

To be fair, maybe these birdniggers should just stop eating plastic. How does anything in that stomach look like a fish? Fucking retards.

Ariana grande needs a bacon butty and the fat activists need to shut the fuck up

bitch i know you want pot its the only times you write me. im playing fallout 4 what the fuck YOU do want

TBH we should have just let Andrea Dworkin get fat enough to collapse into a black hole and then throw the cunts in with her and use it for energy

It's always vaguely irritating to me when the barber asks what I want. I'm in there every three weeks and I have short hair. I want this (pointing at my head), but less so.

To find a mammal chimping out at McDonalds or any other fat-food place, whom isn't a female nigger, is like washing up on a uninhabited, one-square-kilometre island in the South Pacific, and there discovering a Fabergé Egg, balanced in a tree, atop a coconut, watched over by a friendly-but-mildly-standoffish dodo bird.

Tell me I'm wrong.

If the goddamn animal doesn't want to be eaten it can evolve a little faster and come fucking fight me.

One pair of headphones for me. One for my wife. One for God. One for the woman I am in telepathic communication with. One for my cat that can understand English fully.

>>crabs and lizards used as weapons and fear mongering

All I know is that after we saw that Jeepers Creepers movie in the theater my bestie would crank call me with that blacks lady's voice saying "Jeepahs Creepahs" and continues to do so once every 10 years.

The only good reason to go to Disney these days is for the nigger fights but you can go just about anywhere for those.

It's the "I SMILE IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF YOUR COCK" grin that really gives it the cursed vibe.

Yes I used AI for this, fuck your utility bill a fat woman needs fashion advice

Guy Gardner was the worst GL. Even the Muslim one was better. Halal Jordan, I think he was called.

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This one is an accurate translation. She really is addressing them as Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers.

I agree, we should all live in a lawless commune so I can rape you several times daily with no consequences

Most people are bad at at least 2 things!

Not exaggerating, I have shirts that are older than this chatgpt using mongoloid and he's dispensing business advice.

In fact, when Billy Connolly did his sketch about GIANT ANTS ARE EATING MA HEED after wearing a wool balaclava his aunt knitted, I knew exactly how he felt

you just gotta hide little explosives in your foreskin to make it forgivable

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I think the most scrumptious meal you can imagine is fresh nigger penis

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

How do you imagine these rapist death guys to operate?

I'd actually gain some respect for Barbara if she chopped her clit off to show she is truly down with the Islamic cause.

"Garsh," he said, cheerfully walking into the retarded rhetorical question nobody with a brain would ever ask, "I 'spect he walks up and stabs 'em!"

A better question might be "just how many rapist death guys do you actually believe are out there, and why do you believe that?"

Redditors are living proof that not beating children has had disastrous consequences for society as a whole.

Did you know you cant even mention Delta Force on the Call of Duty subreddit after the shit with Maduro? The literal DoD propaganda game playe by dudebros and normies has its own reddit community full of guys who hate trump that much to not even wanna mention a literal playable faction.

Viv's gay sex obsession will inevitably lead to a male demon on demon recreation of 2 Girls 1 Cup if left unchecked.

Unfortunately after being outed as a slav, he can't even be rightly called a self-hating white.

He did boil his son to death, so that might dampen one's enthusiasm for the guy.

Allowing you muslim preacher to expand your anus in order to hide explosives in your butt is halal.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Is the icecream truck/hut still outside Auschwitz?

 

[Dr. Butt]

e: i just took a shit and remembered... wait a minute this is THE ODYSSEY.

 

[Gentlebastard]

(This theory is based on absolutely nothing, I’m sorry, carry on)

There's no actual convictions here. All there is, is mouth fodder for the belly god.

My lawyer has advised me not to reply honestly.

Her writing is about equivalent to the emojis - but sure dood, you're so alpha

He’s clearly very mentally ill and not in a fun way. I see no reason to treat him as a reliable narrator of his own life.

The only people triggered by those types of memes are white liberals, which is still highly amusing.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Unfortunately, this is not the website to see examples of good parenting or good people.

The 'the vagina is just another asshole' fic, originally a one-shot, is now a multi-chaptered story.

The only people more autistic than lolcows are the farmers who watch them.

Get ready for some POWERFULERECTIONSand CUNTBANQUET

Undeterred, Anna vowed to write more Mpreg to own the haters.

You'll suck the hyena clit and pozload the bonus hole and you'll like it, bigot.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

holy fucking shit I fucking regret not being born completely retarded. Huge fumble on my part.

 

[sodaboard]

well, is jelqing halal?

 

[BeardedWall]

Osseus joiner specializing in fine familial furniture, welcome to the bone chair atelier.