random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Chongqing]

I know you're black

 

[Gog & Magog]

browse subsaharan Instagram for a few minutes and you can find a obsidian semen demon

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Chucky Cheese tokens, BUY HIGH AND SELL LOW!

“I sucked 19 dicks and realized ya know what, I’m not gay after all”

Only a man, and a drunken man at that, with a broke dick (no doubt from the whiskey) would get desperate enough to think shoving his balls into a weirdo gizmo made of cheap Chinese silicon so he can attempt to stuff his balls into his wifes asshole is a good idea and just the thing thats going to save his marriage.

Look at Kengles cool santa hat. With that he could win against Josh, and win our hearts.

 

[JayseeDenton]

South Africa is a shinning example of why black people should never take power