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What would you do if you got told that they couldn't reconstruct your penis and it had to be amputated after you tried to fuck a meat machine?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 482

Aug 5, 2022

Alligator Alcatraz

What's Some Non Normie Music You Like?

Answers: 17

Views: 417

Aug 5, 2022

Agent Abe Caprine

Do Japanese streamers hate lurkers?

Answers: 11

Views: 494

Aug 5, 2022

Colon capital V

Have you ever had malware on your PC?

2

Answers: 31

Views: 1K

Aug 5, 2022

get_ur_gamon

Any thoughts on huffing glue?

2

Answers: 23

Views: 564

Aug 5, 2022

Gravityqueen4life

what if you were a werewolf

Answers: 13

Views: 366

Aug 5, 2022

NOT Sword Fighter Super

What letter or symbols of any languages would you fuck?

I am sticking the longest dildo up my ass l

Answers: 14

Views: 400

Aug 5, 2022

Agent Abe Caprine

Can we get a Club 69 started?

Answers: 6

Views: 262

Aug 5, 2022

batterybee

How bad are chavs compared to American white trash?

Answers: 8

Views: 361

Aug 4, 2022

Agent Abe Caprine

Why is one gay if they're late?

Answers: 17

Views: 504

Aug 4, 2022

El Goblina

Who is the strongest nigger?

Answers: 13

Views: 717

Aug 4, 2022

RollerGator

You're a transgender

2

Answers: 24

Views: 648

Aug 4, 2022

The Luigi Player

Do you let your dog/cat sleep in your bed?

Why or why not

2

Answers: 20

Views: 524

Aug 4, 2022

lolcow yoghurt

How does it feel being so butt blasted?

Answers: 10

Views: 364

Aug 4, 2022

lolcow yoghurt

Double Standards

Answers: 11

Views: 438

Aug 4, 2022

The Luigi Player

What kind of person do you respect the most?

2

Answers: 25

Views: 696

Aug 4, 2022

Chocolate Wombat

How much do you contribute to the forums?

Not like I have any merit to ask that

Answers: 19

Views: 415

Aug 4, 2022

SeniorFuckFace

Do you like waffles?

Answers: 8

Views: 245

Aug 4, 2022

Chocolate Wombat

Do you believe in ghosts?

Answers: 19

Views: 397

Aug 4, 2022

Chocolate Wombat

What was the dumbest thing your school ever banned

2

Answers: 26

Views: 721

Aug 4, 2022

( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)

Bulgarian Folk Songs

Answers: 2

Views: 222

Aug 4, 2022

Skitarii

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Can kiwifarms count to ten?

Answers: 15

Views: 397

Aug 4, 2022

Your Starter for 10

Could you grab me chips a bar and some pop at the corner store

im hungry

Answers: 8

Views: 346

Aug 4, 2022

Your Starter for 10

How screwed would this person be?

Answers: 10

Views: 310

Aug 3, 2022

The Magnificence

Was the push to get women and niggers into STEM actually designed to delay or prevent the technological singularity?

Answers: 11

Views: 366

Aug 3, 2022

Alligator Alcatraz

Will you the A to my Q?

Answers: 2

Views: 203

Aug 3, 2022

JethroTullamore

If George Jetson Was Born In 2022, Does Thst Mean We Are Ghosts?

Answers: 17

Views: 431

Aug 3, 2022

Just A Butt

If you were a burger, what would your toppings be?

Answers: 17

Views: 344

Aug 3, 2022

Obi Wan Kenobi

What are some tips for writing science fiction?

Answers: 18

Views: 340

Aug 3, 2022

Cats

Would you watch Dreidel 2 da Grave?

Answers: 4

Views: 230

Aug 3, 2022

The Luigi Player

Could your country's military beat some emus?

Answers: 5

Views: 308

Aug 3, 2022

Gorgar

Why the Edgelord Lockheed Martin notice?

Answers: 8

Views: 647

Aug 3, 2022

Just A Butt

You?

Answers: 15

Views: 339

Aug 3, 2022

Jeff_the_Thriller

Are bottom apartments great for someone with a stomping fetish?

Answers: 5

Views: 269

Aug 3, 2022

Milkis

If nigger is nigger, then how nigger does nigger?

Answers: 14

Views: 451

Aug 3, 2022

Soycast Guy

What does QnA think of James K from My 600 lb life?

Answers: 14

Views: 427

Aug 3, 2022

Blouie

If you could, would you live on the Red Dwarf with Lister and his lads

Answers: 6

Views: 262

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Grub

What if Nazi Germany won?

2 3

Answers: 51

Views: 2K

Aug 3, 2022

Shitposting boogeyman

S

Do yall ever peel the sticker off water bottles and put your lips on the glue

Answers: 11

Views: 299

Aug 3, 2022

Pony! Hugger of People

You are a genius.

Answers: 11

Views: 389

Aug 3, 2022

Moths

You are now a Vtuber

Answers: 9

Views: 411

Aug 3, 2022

Gravityqueen4life

What's for breakfast?

2

Answers: 25

Views: 767

Aug 3, 2022

Quantum Diabetes

Who is the Q&A janny?

2

Answers: 24

Views: 688

Aug 3, 2022

Skitarii

Niggers?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 1K

Aug 3, 2022

Charles

How many niggers have you shot?

Answers: 13

Views: 773

Aug 3, 2022

Soycast Guy

You are a parrot.

Answers: 17

Views: 574

Aug 2, 2022

Agent Abe Caprine

Who of QnA has sucked and fucked the most cocks? How many cocks have you sucked and fucked?

Answers: 12

Views: 390

Aug 2, 2022

Your Starter for 10

HOLY CRAPP!!!! 😳😳 PETITS SAYNIGN THE N WERD?????? NO FERAKING WAYH!!!!!! 😱😱😱

Answers: 7

Views: 495

Aug 2, 2022

Quantum Diabetes

Would you listen to obama's killer drum solo?

Answers: 2

Views: 218

Aug 2, 2022

Chocolate Wombat

Are shrimps just mentally ill??

Answers: 13

Views: 432

Aug 2, 2022

Doji

Anybody interested in this job?

Answers: 13

Views: 503

Aug 2, 2022

Doji

You own Kiwi Farms.

2

Answers: 31

Views: 713

Aug 2, 2022

get_ur_gamon

Gay Black Thugs

Answers: 7

Views: 329

Aug 2, 2022

Chocolate Wombat

Which Kiwifarms User do you think is Null?

Answers: 11

Views: 469

Aug 2, 2022

axeltrite

A

If you were given permission to ban one KF user of your choice, who would you pick?

2 3

Answers: 41

Views: 1K

Aug 2, 2022

Just A Fat Round Bird

Is Minecraft pretty much fucked now?

Answers: 10

Views: 516

Aug 2, 2022

Just A Butt

my tranny hurts from jerking off to cock porn

what should i do?

Answers: 4

Views: 294

Aug 2, 2022

malleusmaleficarum

You are a nigger

Answers: 9

Views: 572

Aug 2, 2022

Soycast Guy

if things were so much better before the internet how come we still have the internet?

Answers: 6

Views: 271

Aug 2, 2022

The Real Me

What is the best Translation of Paradise Lost?

Answers: 1

Views: 217

Aug 2, 2022

Wine em Dine em 69 em

Why do you all sexually harass Null?

2

Answers: 25

Views: 914

Aug 2, 2022

Amphotericin B

What the hell is going on in this image?

Answers: 2

Views: 274

Aug 2, 2022

Wine em Dine em 69 em

You are the US president.

2 3

Answers: 46

Views: 1K

Aug 2, 2022

AMHOLIO

Would you win in a fight against null?

Answers: 17

Views: 400

Aug 2, 2022

AMHOLIO

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Answers: 7

Views: 358

Aug 2, 2022

mister meaner

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Answers: 15

Views: 361

Aug 2, 2022

Blobby's Murder Knife

Can we redditify these posts?

Answers: 14

Views: 492

Aug 2, 2022

Blobby's Murder Knife

You are a dollar coin.

Answers: 17

Views: 423

Aug 2, 2022

SuperShibuyaFighter

What's worse?

Answers: 13

Views: 420

Aug 2, 2022

Retink

should null permanently disable registration?

2

Answers: 21

Views: 955

Aug 2, 2022

The Unfinished Swan

You own a circus.

Answers: 15

Views: 438

Aug 1, 2022

Soycast Guy

Is there a general sense of rules for comic book paneling?

Answers: 7

Views: 351

Aug 1, 2022

MerriedxReldnahc

why do I want to know what a cock feels like inside me

2 3

Answers: 57

Views: 2K

Aug 1, 2022

mister meaner

Have you ever considered yourself as a lolcow ?

Answers: 12

Views: 515

Aug 1, 2022

awoo

If There are Native Japanese People On The Farms, Can You All Do Me A Favor?

Answers: 3

Views: 344

Aug 1, 2022

Meiwaku

Does ibuprofen really slow down your healing, or not?

Answers: 7

Views: 476

Aug 1, 2022

Moths

Who is the Somalian Dante?

Answers: 4

Views: 327

Aug 1, 2022

NOT Sword Fighter Super

How many shrimps do you have to eat, before you make your skin turn pink?

Answers: 9

Views: 421

Aug 1, 2022

BONE_Buddy

Is it possible for a business full of dead employees to succeed?

Answers: 5

Views: 290

Aug 1, 2022

Wine em Dine em 69 em

Are Standing Desks any good?

Answers: 10

Views: 448

Aug 1, 2022

Retink

why isn't gorgar responding to my polite requests to have my dick sucked? is he prude??

Answers: 4

Views: 325

Aug 1, 2022

The Magnificence

my cock hurts from jerking off to tranny porn

what should i do?

2

Answers: 23

Views: 813

Aug 1, 2022

Poppavalyim Andropoff

The world ends in 30 days, how will Kiwi Farms react?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 513

Aug 1, 2022

Wintersun

if I cut a sandwich in triangles and eat it

Answers: 10

Views: 337

Aug 1, 2022

I (Don't) Have A Gun

Who is the most insufferable host out of the Vsauce Trio?

Answers: 9

Views: 451

Aug 1, 2022

Alligator Alcatraz

What color is your pee?

Answers: 19

Views: 410

Aug 1, 2022

Neurotypical Mantis

Do you still use America Online?

Answers: 19

Views: 390

Aug 1, 2022

PipTheAlchemist

When is Josh gonna open up the Registrations again?

better dono up piggies

Answers: 10

Views: 594

Aug 1, 2022

Rio

Can I take you on a date?

2

Answers: 23

Views: 607

Aug 1, 2022

Gravityqueen4life

Is it possible for a business to succeed?

Answers: 4

Views: 340

Aug 1, 2022

Wintersun

What is the best Banquet Frozen Meal?

Answers: 4

Views: 253

Aug 1, 2022

Chocolate Wombat

Should they bring back Aunt Jemima?

oh lawd chille

Answers: 9

Views: 513

Aug 1, 2022

Jason Wynn

Who's your favorite video game villain?

Answers: 17

Views: 460

Aug 1, 2022

SandyCat

What is the most based book?

2

Answers: 24

Views: 710

Aug 1, 2022

PeggieBigCock

You found a magic lamp.

Answers: 19

Views: 398

Aug 1, 2022

Agent Abe Caprine

The most annoying zoomer meme?

Answers: 15

Views: 703

Aug 1, 2022

Agent Abe Caprine

Is the moon a Necron tomb world?

Answers: 14

Views: 340

Jul 31, 2022

TFT-A9

What is edp445 up to these days?

Answers: 8

Views: 412

Jul 31, 2022

Soycast Guy

If Reddit were a city, which one would it be?

Answers: 15

Views: 418

Jul 31, 2022

Open Window Maniac

You are a terrorist.

Answers: 16

Views: 373

Jul 31, 2022

A-Stump

You are Chris-Chan.

Answers: 18

Views: 484

Jul 31, 2022

Blouie

What songs have you accidentally ruined for yourself because you once set them as your ringtone

Answers: 4

Views: 263

Jul 31, 2022

Neo-Nazi Rich Evans

Should I shave my balls again?

Answers: 2

Views: 270

Jul 31, 2022

The Real Me

How to toaster bath

Answers: 4

Views: 393

Jul 31, 2022

Blobby's Murder Knife

Look at the green goblin faggot (for real this time)

Answers: 9

Views: 363

Jul 31, 2022

Blobby's Murder Knife

Look at this green goblin faggot

Answers: 7

Views: 458

Jul 31, 2022

Blobby's Murder Knife

What foods do I need to eat, to shit-out this color

Answers: 7

Views: 277

Jul 31, 2022

PipTheAlchemist

If I put bacon on a bagel, does that make me Hitler?

Answers: 14

Views: 520

Jul 31, 2022

Table Country

You are a kiwifarms moderator

Answers: 8

Views: 359

Jul 31, 2022

Table Country

Who is your favorite videogame character?

2 3

Answers: 43

Views: 1K

Jul 31, 2022

Table Country

you are a credit card

Answers: 7

Views: 268

Jul 31, 2022

Table Country

You are a spy.

Answers: 6

Views: 246

Jul 31, 2022

Table Country

You're a NFT

Answers: 2

Views: 203

Jul 31, 2022

Table Country

You are a fish.

2

Answers: 23

Views: 540

Jul 31, 2022

Blobby's Murder Knife

You are depressed.

Answers: 17

Views: 356

Jul 31, 2022

Basement Dwelling Dork

You are a Kiwi Farmer

Answers: 7

Views: 308

Jul 31, 2022

Blobby's Murder Knife

What is your favorite United States government agency and why?

Answers: 14

Views: 338

Jul 31, 2022

PipTheAlchemist

You are a farmer

Answers: 5

Views: 322

Jul 31, 2022

I am vomit

anyone going to see phish in Atlantic city?

Answers: 2

Views: 205

Jul 30, 2022

Bassomatic

Am I the only one that thought this guy was Hitler?

Answers: 7

Views: 282

Jul 30, 2022

The Real Me

You are a fisherman.

Answers: 13

Views: 280

Jul 30, 2022

ICametoLurk

We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty.

Answers: 9

Views: 284

Jul 30, 2022

Moths

Who built the mosques in the ramparts of the City of Dis? What do they do there?

Answers: 3

Views: 294

Jul 30, 2022

Moths

Which lolcow has had the biggest fall from grace?

Answers: 5

Views: 573

Jul 30, 2022

Ultrapenguin

Was alex a CIA nigger?

On top of being a stupid one

Answers: 2

Views: 317

Jul 30, 2022

Table Country

How do you like ice cream?

Answers: 6

Views: 221

Jul 30, 2022

Doji

How would you like your sex life to be like?

Answers: 10

Views: 309

Jul 30, 2022

From The Uncanny Valley

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Answers: 19

Views: 556

Jul 30, 2022

Catler

C

What’s the point of continuing?

2

Answers: 26

Views: 721

Jul 30, 2022

SSj_Ness (Yiffed)

What does hairy tofu taste like?

Answers: 4

Views: 266

Jul 30, 2022

keytar

Did you hear about Elvis?

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Views: 579

Jul 30, 2022

Moths

How to draw massive fucking tiddies?

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Views: 469

Jul 30, 2022

NerdShamer

If lolcows were an actual variety of bovine what would their milk taste like?

Answers: 18

Views: 394

Jul 30, 2022

独人13

Should I start an asmr channel?

2

Answers: 24

Views: 722

Jul 30, 2022

Gravityqueen4life

What do I do to become a true furry? Where can I find those scratchy watermarker illustrations of furry characters?

Answers: 11

Views: 385

Jul 30, 2022

Marcus Tullius Cicero

Is there a monster at the end of this thread?

Answers: 17

Views: 503

Jul 30, 2022

Skitarii

Is Q&A meatloaf?

Answers: 13

Views: 272

Jul 30, 2022

Cats

is travis scott mid?

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Views: 212

Jul 30, 2022

Chocolate Wombat

What's your favorite vegetable?

2 3

Answers: 42

Views: 867

Jul 30, 2022

Narcotics

what’s worse rape or arson?

2

Answers: 21

Views: 705

Jul 30, 2022

secret zebra

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Answers: 7

Views: 253

Jul 30, 2022

Figger Nucker

What request should we spam Makeship with?

Answers: 6

Views: 350

Jul 29, 2022

mr.moon1488

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Answers: 4

Views: 350

Jul 29, 2022

JethroTullamore

Can semen be a food condiment?

2

Answers: 23

Views: 617

Jul 29, 2022

Shitposting boogeyman

S

Is meatloaf a kebab?

Αλλαχου Ακμπαρ

Answers: 13

Views: 381

Jul 29, 2022

Moths

Pro's and Con's of getting into Open Source stuff?

Answers: 6

Views: 332

Jul 29, 2022

Flatline

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Views: 307

Jul 29, 2022

Smug Chuckler

Can we write a letter to John Lee one post at a time?

Answers: 9

Views: 317

Jul 29, 2022

Moths

Is meatloaf meatloaf?

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Views: 210

Jul 29, 2022

Moths

What conspiracies are just made up bullshit?

Believing is for suckas

2

Answers: 22

Views: 707

Jul 29, 2022

Agent Abe Caprine

Should we abolish copyright law?

Answers: 15

Views: 680

Jul 29, 2022

Moths

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Answers: 18

Views: 506

Jul 29, 2022

Open Window Maniac

Is Meatloaf Bread?

Answers: 8

Views: 291

Jul 29, 2022

Just A Butt

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2

Answers: 20

Views: 682

Jul 29, 2022

CrazyRandomZyn

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Answers: 4

Views: 389

Jul 29, 2022

SweetDee

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2

Answers: 21

Views: 587

Jul 29, 2022

Miss Misery

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Answers: 12

Views: 618

Jul 29, 2022

Apochrypha

Why does society find it funny when a man gets hit in the balls, but not when a woman gets hit in the pussy?

2

Answers: 27

Views: 854

Jul 29, 2022

glass_houses

Do you read whole lolcow threads?

Answers: 12

Views: 461

Jul 29, 2022

glass_houses

Where were you on JULAY 30th, 2021?

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Views: 983

Jul 29, 2022

Moths

Would you probe an alien?

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Views: 223

Jul 29, 2022

I (Don't) Have A Gun

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Views: 721

Jul 29, 2022

Agent Abe Caprine

20 lolcows

3 4 5 6 7

Answers: 129

Views: 8K

Jul 29, 2022

pirate holiday

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Views: 314

Jul 28, 2022

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Mimes or clowns?

Answers: 11

Views: 325

Jul 28, 2022

Cat tit bingo

What injuries can come from playing chess?

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Views: 369

Jul 28, 2022

Idiotron

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Views: 577

Jul 28, 2022

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Views: 404

Jul 28, 2022

TheRetardKing

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Views: 495

Jul 28, 2022

Sewer Level 9

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Answers: 16

Views: 418

Jul 28, 2022

Wine em Dine em 69 em

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Views: 840

Jul 28, 2022

Alligator Alcatraz

Since Neko got banned, do you think we can finally convince Null to ban all anime avatars?

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Views: 667

Jul 28, 2022

Doji

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Answers: 15

Views: 358

Jul 28, 2022

Moths

which pokemon would you have sex with?

Answers: 16

Views: 483

Jul 28, 2022

SSj_Ness (Yiffed)

is this a violation of the NAP?

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Views: 237

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BONE_Buddy

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Views: 616

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Views: 518

Jul 28, 2022

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Views: 462

Jul 28, 2022

pikachudidnothingwrong

Would you rather be born as a Chris-Chan-tier barely-functional autist, or be forced to live your life as a weird non-passing tranny?

2

Answers: 23

Views: 620

Jul 28, 2022

PipTheAlchemist

Something something something something, something something?

Answers: 11

Views: 353

Jul 28, 2022

Circular Square

C

What is your favorite kind of explosive?

Answers: 19

Views: 376

Jul 28, 2022

PipTheAlchemist

lincoln park or linkin park?

Answers: 9

Views: 346

Jul 28, 2022

PipTheAlchemist

Which cut of beef is better for making demi-glace?

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Views: 252

Jul 27, 2022

Moths

What's the most controversial take you have?

2 3 4

Answers: 74

Views: 3K

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Cool Dog

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2

Answers: 21

Views: 829

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how to handle an annoying coworker?

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Views: 358

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Alligator Alcatraz

Did you meet your quota today?

Answers: 16

Views: 353

Jul 27, 2022

Alligator Alcatraz

How did the universe begin?

2

Answers: 23

Views: 579

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SSj_Ness (Yiffed)

Do you love your partner?

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Views: 288

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Distant Ranger

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2

Answers: 23

Views: 449

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Chocolate Wombat

What conspiracies do you think are real?

2

Answers: 39

Views: 1K

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Pony! Hugger of People

Is being a man gay?

Answers: 11

Views: 381

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Chocolate Wombat

so how bout them yankees?

Answers: 3

Views: 198

Jul 27, 2022

Moths

Is Null from KiwiFarms a boy or a girl?

Answers: 17

Views: 531

Jul 27, 2022

IAmNotAlpharius

Do you use any discord servers?

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Views: 589

Jul 27, 2022

WhoIsSutterKane

Whatever happened to 3D Printing?

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Views: 490

Jul 27, 2022

Alligator Alcatraz

Is autogynephilia the most based fetish ever?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 2K

Jul 27, 2022

AlexGustavoPhilipe

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Does anyone miss the newfag troll face?

Answers: 3

Views: 379

Jul 27, 2022

Suburban Bastard

What is the worst music genre?

2 3

Answers: 42

Views: 2K

Jul 27, 2022

SomeDood

Who is the fattest kiwi here?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 590

Jul 27, 2022

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