you are a credit card

[stupid orc]

what do you buy

 

[Doji]

I was gonna make this thread but it's asking for your personal information.

Also, I'd buy an ultra PC.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Nothing, because I'm an object.

 

[PfromAtrick]

Kiwi coins

 

[thebananaonion]

how tf could I buy anything if I'm a piece of plastic?
no don't make a plastic surgery joke either.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Mmm ICC card with no contactless...
Not sure what I'd be buying but I imagine I'd be dipping my chip if you know what I mean...

And none of that beta tap and go stuff either

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

 

[Table Country]

No I'm not, I'm fiat currency.