You are a dollar coin.

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Why do I always get you as change at the train station?

 

[Doji]

NO, PLEASE, DON'T!!!

 

[batterybee]

i am not a coin

 

[Table Country]

No I'm not, this is a barter economy.

 

[stupid orc]

americas fear of the dollar coin is why this country is failing

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

americas fear of the dollar coin is why this country is failing

I'll sometimes pay only in dollar coins because apparently nobody knows what they are and it's fun to confuse the dumb teenager behind the register.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Coins are filthy germ carriers.
BAN THE COIN.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

americas fear of the dollar coin is why this country is failing

i legit did like those dollar coins they issued like 2 decades ago. we need a coin for each dollar denomination.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Coins are filthy germ carriers.
BAN THE COIN.

Fun fact - pure copper and silver coins have inherent antimicrobial properties.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Coincucks should get fucked. Abolish coins, and just have solely paper money, instead

 

[Sundae]

Might as well go ahead and spend me now, because with inflation being as bad as it is, I'll most likely be worthless in another few months.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Why do I always get you as change at the train station?

Because you seemed like the type of person not to pelt other people with coins like me.

 

[TheRetardKing]

ONE LOONEY...
ONE 10 DOLLAR BILL...
MUST SAVE THE WORLD...
FROM AN ECONOMIC MELTDOWN...

THIS SUMMER, GET READY FOR THE MOST ACTION-PACKED FILM OF THE CENTURY!

FROM THE GUY WHO BROUGHT YOU THE MINIONS.

NICHOLAS CAGE AND JERRY SEINFELD IN:
A DOLLAR A DAY KEEPS THE TAXES PAYERS AWAY

 

[Soycast Guy]

I'll sometimes pay only in dollar coins because apparently nobody knows what they are and it's fun to confuse the dumb teenager behind the register.

I haven’t seen dollar coins in years, nor have I seen 50 cent coins in years.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I haven’t seen dollar coins in years, nor have I seen 50 cent coins in years.

A couple years ago I was at my bank and asked if they had any weird coins.

They said somebody turned in $60 in Kennedy half dollars and they had no idea what to do with them.

They were overjoyed when I said I’d take all of them.

Only one in the entire lot was 1964 or older. I still have a shitload of them at home.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Fun fact - pure copper and silver coins have inherent antimicrobial properties.

Aka the ogliodynamic effect.
Brass too, which is why doorknobs are sometimes brass

 

[stupid orc]

Only one in the entire lot was 1964 or older. I still have a shitload of them at home.

make sure you check for 65-70 aswell those are 40%

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

1 Dollar, the Modern Day Penny