What injuries can come from playing chess?

[William]

It is a sport, after all.

 

[Justtocheck]

Breaking fingers

Falling of chair

 

[Feefee81093]

Eye injury, fingies, ular nerve, radial nerve, contact dermatitis.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

The table can break.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Becoming a self-hating Jew.

 

[DumbDude42]

concussions and broken bones

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Competitive chess players often suffer from bruises and broken bones from getting stuffed into lockers by literally every single person who encounters them.

 

[Skitarii]

Getting your finger buck broken by a chess robot

You can also suffer a concussion

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Penile atrophy, of course.

 

[Table Country]

Wanker's cramp, the deadliest affliction to come out of the UK.

 

[Doji]

Ego bruises and self loathing.

 

[Idiotron]

Carpal tunnel syndrome.