Why do you all sexually harass Null?

[Crippled_Retard]

Why?

 

[Grub]

because it's funny to tell brain dead retards to send null pictures of their feet

Null told me my feet were the cleanest and prettiest he'd ever seen. He demanded to know what soap I use and guessed correctly, that yes I do moisturize. He complimented my evenly trimmed, perfectly curved toenails. He smiled from ear to ear with delight and said the length was just right. He told me he'd framed the picture and put it on the ceiling above his bed so every night as he drifts off to sleep after a glass of warm milk and chocolate chip cookies, he can fall asleep to the sight of what he himself called, my heavenly feet.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I came looking for booty. Don't get me wrong, I didn't come looking for no little boys. I ain't got no milk no cookies no nothing. I came looking for mans butt.
Now, I tell you what, I like ya, and and wants ya. We can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way, the choice is yours.

 

[Soycast Guy]

How could you not love this face?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Because he's a hot stud.

 

[Street Peter]

Because Josh loves banana peppers

 

[Amphotericin B]

Because I seek out father figures.