You are Chris-Chan.

[Doji]

What are you doing in your cell right now?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Probably masturbating.

 

[zero-who]

Shitting my pants and doing nothing.

 

[stupid orc]

Probably masturbating.

he’s prolly put gallons of cum onto the prison floor

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Don't you fucking tell me what I am you ho. You don't know me.

You don't know me.


Anyways in Virginia it's 1 in the morning so he's probably asleep. Chris is very fat and crappy so he probably gets fatigued pretty easily even doing normal every day tasks.

 

[batterybee]

Chris is very fat and crappy so he probably gets fatigued pretty easily even doing normal every day tasks.

I imagine hes losing a lot of weight not being able to eat macas every day, hes bin in therre for ages too probbly been pumping iron with magichan

 

[Jason Wynn]

Studying my case, preparing my defense, getting organized and familiar with the appeals process and making sure I’m clean, well groomed and well dressed for my court date

Did I mention I’m Chris from an alternate dimension?

 

[I am vomit]

Masturbating on my prayer rug

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

he’s prolly put gallons of cum onto the prison floor

he should swallow like a good girl instead of making a mess

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

he’s prolly put gallons of cum onto the prison floor

Imagine the smell

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I have NOTHING in common with Chris. I may be an overweight autistic virgin with rage who lives at home, but we're completely different. For instance, I have a job working 10 hours a week at Subway which something Chris can't say. He's what, worked at Wendy's for a few weeks and sold Cutco knives? Big fuckin whoop.

Also I'm actually capable of doing a pullup and I've never run anyone over or been caught fucking my mom. So no, OP, I'm not Chris. I'm nothing like Chris. In fact I actually hate Chris for making other autistic people look bad thank you very much.

 

[Doji]

I have NOTHING in common with Chris. I may be an overweight autistic virgin with rage who lives at home, but we're completely different. For instance, I have a job working 10 hours a week at Subway which something Chris can't say. He's what, worked at Wendy's for a few weeks and sold Cutco knives? Big fuckin whoop.

Also I'm actually capable of doing a pullup and I've never run anyone over or been caught fucking my mom. So no, OP, I'm not Chris. I'm nothing like Chris. In fact I actually hate Chris for making other autistic people look bad thank you very much.

You're Chris.

 

[Shiawase]

In this situation, I would pass time rewriting lyrics to some of today's Top 40 hits. This world is due for a modern Christian & The Hedgehog Boys "comeback" CD.

 

[Johnny Salami]

He's writing his manifesto

 

[Doc Cassidy]

You're Chris.

Holy Shit did you even read my Fucking Post? I Literally explained Exactly why I'm Not Chris can you even Fucking Read? Fuck Off with your Bullshit you lying whore!!!

 

[Table Country]

No I'm not, I'm Ian Brandon Anderson.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Use a rusty spoon to hack off my cursed Barbachu bangin pp

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Hardcore solitary workout so that I can be a combination of Bronson, Yuri Boyka, Vince Vaughn in Brawl In Cell Block 99, Scott Adkins in Avengement, Ricky from Riki-oh and every Most Evil Death Row Convict from Baki. When I'm out I would go on a rampage against everyone who ever contributed to stopping me from getting a boyfriend-free girl

 

[Blouie]

Counting down the days until the dimensional merge.