You're a transgender

[PfromAtrick]

What are you going to do ?

 

[HonestlyMikaela]

Live a short, miserable life.

 

[Wintersun]

Immediately stop being a faggot, and go live a normal life as a sane person.

 

[Pimpleking55]

Nothing, just living my live as i always have done, no dick chopping operation or waving transflags...just keep it to myself and when grandma asks me why i haven't got a girlfriend yet ill tell her i am way to busy with work and like my bachelor live. Being trans shouldnt define who i am or what i am.


Just kidding, will try back flip and a corkscrew from a bridge.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

"When in Rome..."

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

how DARE you assume my gender

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

What kind of troon? Like am I waking up as an autogyno who never dreamed of getting the chop, a fat Aiden without boobs, but no sausage or a dedicated HSTS who's done all the surgeries and skin care routines?

The answers different for each.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Cut myself off from the Internet as best I can and schedule genital reconstruction surgery.

 

[Very Average Redditor]

Jerk my girldick to pictures of naked children, post rape threats on Twitter, and plan to brigade wrongthink subs with my comrades over at r/AgainstHateSubreddits. You know, the usual stunning and brave transgender stuff.

 

[Chuck McGill]

"When in Rome..."

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"What do you like to do in your off-time?"

"Oh you know, just hang around."

 

[AMHOLIO]

Start my own social justice focused twitter, ranp up my reddit moderation game, and sign up for as many discords as possible. Proceed to spread the gospel to the impressionable, uneducated masses about girldick. Turn my twitter into half socjus half asspatting and thirst bating, crying about why I can't get a date and flying into fights with anyone who I think would make me look better or feed my ego. Cry and try to DFE when my thread is finally written on the farms, only to come back the next day thirstposting and bullying more people.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Make TikTok’s creeping on lesbians.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Get myself some giant honkin' KK-Cup breast implants, and jiggle the fuck out of them live on Twitch

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

I infiltrate the LGBTBBQ+ cult and collectively make them 41% by doxing.

 

[Dysnomia]

If I haven't lopped my tits off and sewed an arm flesh tube to my crotch: detransition. If I have already mutilated myself: 41%sville baby.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

use my status as a protected lgbtq+++++ member to bully corporations.

 

[Table Country]

No I'm not, I'm alive.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

Move to a blue state and use the untouchable status of the troon to avoid all consequences while committing as many warcrimes against other troons as possible. Also identify as black to truly ensure no consequences

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Start a FtM tranch where nothing but Grant MacDonald plays all day. I'd then get kicked in the head by a horse, but it actually raised my IQ and I 41% as God intended.

 

[Doji]

It depends on how deep, do I get a surgically butchered body.