random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

I just got banned for the 4th time.

 

[Clotso Coof]

yeah who the fuck is this a-list rapper who likes to take lsd, stick his penis in beach balls, and watch swamp monkeys eat spaghetti? he's actually starting to sound like a pretty good hang if you're in town for one night like new years or st patricks day

If not for bingo I can imagine Amber being one of those people who is only found months later when her neighbours complain about the smell, and her pets have burrowed into her like that blizzard scene in Star Wars.

What's the point in holding back at this stage? Go, Chantal, go and chain-smoke to the extreme!

Of course she'd break 5 of his ribs and his nose by falling on top of him but eventually after several tries, she'd get him the narcan he needed.

 

[Cnidarian]

Reading this thread is making me feel like a delusional leftist seeing dogwhistles everywhere on twitter, except the dogwhistlers are pedo-enablers, and my sanity is in check.

 

[Dr. Butt]

>tfw no retarded gf to grow potatoes with

 

[Black Man Underwear]

how is THAT gay??

 

[CaddestSlown]

I'm starting to think the glowies don't actually do psyops and they really are just that retarded.

"Yes, you lost everything in that fire. But have you considered that our fire chief likes getting her snatch licked by other women? Doesn't that make it better?"

i agree, you aren't dooming. You are just really fuckign stupid.

there was a discussion about oils for lubricants and no one told me. Im sad now.

Damn I got bamboozled. I just hate fat niggers so much.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I guess you could get a titty implant on only one side.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Right wing death squads, next question

you need to accept that your nephew shows up for Christmas dinner naked, acting like a chicken, and laying an egg on the table from his butt.

While you cried "Fuck Trump" I was fucking your mom.

At the point of time when the inter-dimensional walls collapse and breasts can consume the entirety of space until everyone is surrounded and suffocated by the immensity and breadth of boobage everywhere and breast matter is created and destroyed in singular moments becoming breast holes upon which no man can escape only then will they be ‘too big’.

Imagine being so emotionally invested in paw patrol that you get into edit wars with the rest of the site.

Butts and pussys are funny but the dick hole shit makes me physically cringe.

Bad Dragon Guy has a vested financial interest in convincing people to pay top dollar to shove bespoke oversized animal dildos up their asses.

He’s not wearing Hugo Boss, he’s wearing Dylan Klebold.

I read "offices" as "orifices" at first. Weirdly, the context of the article doesn't change at all.

I need glasses.

Of all the A&N articles I'm not going to read, I'm not going to read this one the most.

All my posts make sense. The issue is typically the recipient, not the sender.

Only retards cant make sense of my words

" WE'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!* "

* For legal purposes, this is not to be construed as a threat.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Today big tobacco is what prevents the white man from his dream of living like his Flinstones ancestors

the dog ate my homework has become the dead dog ate my streaming career.

The Truth is something even dumber and far worse.

Look at that smile. He LOOOOVES THIS. He LOOOOOVES his little epic battle with the trolls. He's a spy/super soldier/rock star/victim all at the same time and it gives his life purpose.

Oh hell yea we got death threats now we are so back

Documentary evidence that Gunt used to occasionally be a normal, human color.

The jews know, shut it... down?

 

[stupid frog]

"Had a bittersweet weekend, our youngest daughter passed away. She was being looked after by Kayla and got into a toxic substance. I wasn't the biggest fan of having daughters, but she was a good, sweet daughter loved by us all. Maybe I'll stream tomorrow."

Bro there's novels about being body-switched into a chicken nugget who gets fucked by sauces (Dipped).

 

[Dr. Butt]

Sweet agony! I was but a fool to simplify a common turn of phrase to make a crude and pedestrian cum joke!

 

[Gog & Magog]

Maybe it's time to stop using the internet as a shizo dumping ground.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I do not know what is what anymore.

The lizard folk need more adrenochrome.

 

[neger psykolog]

Are all just going to ignore the fact that he fucked a woman and then called her his sister? The banjo music is strong with this one.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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Correcting the record, Plaintiff 4chan's counsel, who sent that communication, does not in fact own a hamster.

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4chan's destruction-by-shredding of the Section 100 Orders, a necessary step to convert Ofcom's letters into comfy hamster bedding, would have no legal consequences in the United States

 

[Pube Dandruff]

Good grift if you can get it but I'd rather still have my dick personally

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is the cartoonishly large ACME rocket you tied yourself to in an effort to catch up with me but missed and flew over a cliff's edge instead, pausing briefly while looking down and going "GULP!" after which gravity kicked back in and you plummeted to your death with flesh and bones splattered everywhere, stalker. Enjoy prison.

This is why you ran your automobile at high speed into a tunnel entrance painted on a solid wall. Enjoy prison.

Everything about them just screams to my amygdala that I'm not supposed to have any sort of physical contact with this thing.

He's like a pathetic lost puppy, but extremely uncute. And Fat.

Did not expect to see the tip of an old dude's penis tonight, but that happened.

When the world gives you lemons you make lemonade

When the world gives you jeets you make 800 gorillion ways to troll them

Bourbon, brandy, rum. Egg nog should fortify a man to stay in yet insulate him from the nagging. Sit and ponder your beverage.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

You think if Tim Walz killed himself that his retard son would eventually eat his corpse like someone’s dog after not being fed for a few days

 

[CaddestSlown]

Good, I hope my entire family gets raped FIRST.

I don't want to win, I just want you to lose

Holy shit, why is the thread such a pool of doom this morning.

We will win, doomers will get BTFO and have no one to blame for their failures but themselves, we will eat delicious steak, we will own houses, we will have amazing communities, and there is nothing the drug-addicted, porn-addicted, violent communists can do about it.

One person's rapist is another person's peaceful religion.

 

[JustSomeDong]

YouTube comments are the lowest form of discourse, and I say this as someone who 20 years ago used to argue with people on the official Comcast forums

Go check your profile I left something really immature and petty on it.