The Retail Horror Thread 2: More Tales to Chill your Bones

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The Un-Clit said:
Stealing from a goddamn DOLLAR STORE is the epitome of niggerish stupidity. Why would you risk arrest and jail for the lowest quality cheapjack shit that can still be sold for a profit at under $2? SMH
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Failure of parents to instill basic virtue in their children. Or perhaps beat them too infrequently.
 
The Un-Clit said:
Stealing from a goddamn DOLLAR STORE is the epitome of niggerish stupidity. Why would you risk arrest and jail for the lowest quality cheapjack shit that can still be sold for a profit at under $2? SMH
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You have no fucking idea how bad it is. Like, I get teenagers lifting a bunch of shit multiple times a day since they know I can't do anything to stop them. If someone leaves a bike outside (we don't allow them in) there's always a possiblity of it going missing. Just the other day a guy had his bike stolen out of his truck bed.

Then the company ties my hands and has a strict policy of immediate firing for trying to intercept a shoplifter, so even if I could do something I'd immediately lose my job. After all that, the company then blames me when stuff walks out the door. It's madness.
 
This is currently happening, not really a horror story, but it's funny. A black woman and her kid's car broke down near the hotel I work at, Apparently, they can't get a tow, so they are trying to book a room, but the woman can't pay , and her mom wants to pay by phone, which we can't do. They are currently trying to book a prepaid room online thru booking.com, and they are going nuts dealing with the jeets that work their customer service. Meanwhile the nigger Mom that's here reeks of weed, and the mom on the phone, you can literally hear that familiar "chirp" going on in the background. Both of them are incredibly stupid, and they can't figure any of this stuff out (booking a hotel room seems beyond them), and this is going to end up with me having to throw them out, which I know will not go well, lol.

Edit: I gave them the main number to our hotel chain's booking site, and right now they're being carefully walked thru this, but neither one "understands" any of this. It's hilarious on my end. Looks like they're gonna be staying here unfortunately.

Double edit: Finally got them checked in, but what a hassle. Booking a hotel room isn't terribly difficult, but these 2 "women" had to be hand held thru the entire process, chirping smoke alarm, weed stank and all, lol.
 
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Did not expect to see the tip of an old dude's penis tonight, but that happened.

The Un-Clit said:
Stealing from a goddamn DOLLAR STORE is the epitome of niggerish stupidity. Why would you risk arrest and jail for the lowest quality cheapjack shit that can still be sold for a profit at under $2? SMH
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The store I work at had to put the goddamn Reeses cups behind the counter because some homeless cocksucker was shoving them in his mouth and leaving the empty wrappers.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Stealing from a goddamn DOLLAR STORE is the epitome of niggerish stupidity. Why would you risk arrest and jail for the lowest quality cheapjack shit that can still be sold for a profit at under $2? SMH
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I see you and raise you the local dollar store had to turn off the self-serve register permanently because people would steal shit even though it had a camera on it with a screen and a sign pointing to you being on it. It wasn't even a certain demographic, just white trash.
 
AnOminous said:
I see you and raise you the local dollar store had to turn off the self-serve register permanently because people would steal shit even though it had a camera on it with a screen and a sign pointing to you being on it. It wasn't even a certain demographic, just white trash.
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Dollar Tree didn't even bother to install the self checkouts in my location.
 
So I got good news and I got bad news. Bad news first. My manager hired a jeet named, I kid you not, Dikshita. Dikshita stank of garlic going into the interview and of curry for her first shift. I, standing at the door 40 feet away, could smell her. Good news is we got enough complaints from customers that Dikshita won't be returning for another shift.
 
Working in this store has made me realize that legitimately the best way to control crime is to just euthanize people when they get three or more felony thefts on their records, especially if they get felony theft stealing from fucking dollar tree.

The sheriff (of a big city, mind you) *finally* arrested a nignog that's stolen probably a grand of shit in the time since I got hired here. Unfortunately we didn't get a chimpout that ended in shots fired and a nigger in a body bag, he went peacefully.
 
ADN_VIII said:
Working in this store has made me realize that legitimately the best way to control crime is to just euthanize people when they get three or more felony thefts on their records, especially if they get felony theft stealing from fucking dollar tree.

The sheriff (of a big city, mind you) *finally* arrested a nignog that's stolen probably a grand of shit in the time since I got hired here. Unfortunately we didn't get a chimpout that ended in shots fired and a nigger in a body bag, he went peacefully.
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A Dollar Tree near me had to close up due to the sheer amount of theft and ne’er-do-well activity. Which sucked, because it was a huge one and I could buy all the awesome snackage there. Alas, it became a victim of the underprivileged class.

Dunno how y’all do it. 🫡
 
Not my story but told to me by an employee at a game store I used to frequent:

They got an Xbox (One or 360, can't remember) traded in and when they later took it apart to clean/inspect it, it was filled with cockroaches. They had to trash it and eat the cost.
 
Bowl of Ramen said:
A Dollar Tree near me had to close up due to the sheer amount of theft and ne’er-do-well activity. Which sucked, because it was a huge one and I could buy all the awesome snackage there. Alas, it became a victim of the underprivileged class.

Dunno how y’all do it. 🫡
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Pay > other considerations.

I nearly lost my shit at a guy last night because he tried the "it doesn't come out of your pay, why do you care" gambit. Because, you dumb nigger, if the store closes due to theft I lose my job. Not that this guy would have known anything about honest labor.
 
If I ever go back to retails (and I might, its just for this reason), its because I have a full-time job on the side; I don't care about the retail job, and im totally OK surprising management and the niggers with the fact that I dont like either, and I'm totally cool getting a little violent, even if its just for shits n' giggles.
 
I worked many a few years in retail but one that always sticks with me is the guy who blew $230 on lottery tickets because the jackpot hit 1 billy. Only for the winner to be some fag on the West Coast. That's so absurd, I never saw the guy ever again after that and I imagine (read hope) it's out of shame for blowing two hundred bucks on glorified gamba.
 
I got a picture of a shoplifter from another store in my district. Literally the niggest. May_6_2026_19_45_51.jpg
 
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