🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 382 13.8%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.1%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.4%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 696 25.2%
  • Total voters
    2,766
Is she back in Long Beach? I want to dox whatever hotel she is in with the blue painted walls but don’t want to waste my time if she’s in New York.

Edit: I did it! This is my first puzzle I solved, I used ai to do it. She’s at Hotel Current in Long Beach. I’m so proud of myself! I’ve never done that before. I can’t do it the old school way though. We solved it by the blue walls, white mod furniture and the artwork especially, that hotel features acrylic art work from local artists.
 
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NoReturn said:
Last shoot of the year!
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Oh goody! Yet another Basic White Bitch badly lip-syncing to rap on TikTok! Keep all that unique and groundbreaking content coming, Tess!

I wonder how many BRAPPPed-on baked goods did Tessy give to that woman as payment for her styling services?
 
Her looks have really gone downhill in the past year, haven't they? I check this thread once every couple of weeks or so and the deterioration is gobsmacking, every single bad habit she has is catching up on her at the speed of light
 
The Queen of Autists said:
Is she back in Long Beach? I want to dox whatever hotel she is in with the blue painted walls but don’t want to waste my time if she’s in New York.

Edit: I did it! This is my first puzzle I solved, I used ai to do it. She’s at Hotel Current in Long Beach. I’m so proud of myself! I’ve never done that before. I can’t do it the old school way though. We solved it by the blue walls, white mod furniture and the artwork especially, that hotel features acrylic art work from local artists.
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I believe she and Bowie are in San Francisco with Jolene right now.
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Soup Sammiches said:
I'm SO jealous. I really really wish I had a beach ball that reminded me of the last time I dropped acid.
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yeah who the fuck is this a-list rapper who likes to take lsd, stick his penis in beach balls, and watch swamp monkeys eat spaghetti? he's actually starting to sound like a pretty good hang if you're in town for one night like new years or st patricks day
 
yousoundlikeanasshole said:
I believe she and Bowie are in San Francisco with Jolene right now.
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I am LOLOLing SO HARD at Tess' caption for the DJ party.

"seeing RuPaul DJ was so iconic! I love BEING GAYYYYY!"

BITCH, speaking as an ACTUAL HOMOSEXUAL, you ain't one of us, was never asked to sit with us, and never will get to sit with us.

But please, Tessie - do explain how a woman who has only been with men and never so much as seen touching another woman's hand is "GAAYYY". Even fakers like Tila Tequila and the Russian girls in t.A.T.u. put more effort than Messy Tessy ever did.

Rate me MATI, but fuck this land-bound orca for co-opting my sexual orientation so she can net herself a higher position on the Oppression Totem Pole.
 
PatrickButtmanJr. said:
But please, Tessie - do explain how a woman who has only been with men and never so much as seen touching another woman's hand is "GAAYYY"
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She was married to a genderqueer, which in her mind, makes her gay. The genderqueer was Nick, and their relationship was hetero. She also led Olly on for a while until Olly met a fellow skinny queen lez. Now Olly and her wife lead line dancing parties in NYC.
 
multiverse said:
She was married to a genderqueer, which in her mind, makes her gay. The genderqueer was Nick, and their relationship was hetero. She also led Olly on for a while until Olly met a fellow skinny queen lez. Now Olly and her wife lead line dancing parties in NYC.
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this sounds like the winning entry in some self-indulgent party game that the algonquin round table/bloomsbury types would play
 
NoReturn said:
Last shoot of the year!
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It’s wild how someone whose “job” is to “entertain” and “be looked at” is so fucking bad at lipsynching. Go on girl! Give us nothing! She clearly doesn’t know the words at all lol.

Her skin looks absolutely atrocious. Fucking exfoliate, Tess.

yousoundlikeanasshole said:
I believe she and Bowie are in San Francisco with Jolene right now.
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Unsurprised she is hitting up lame ass shit in SF that only idiots and tourists go to — a really shitty cafeteria buffet place i only ever see homeless people dining at, and a chain “Asian” restaurant with incredibly mid food.
 
Tess is a poorly aging superfat, a horrible trash mother, and a narcissist, but the lolcowiest thing about her is that she identifies as gay despite not being gay at all. It's right up there with GOMI Alice unironically claiming that she was born in 1990. Pure, pharmaceutical grade delusion.
 
Narwhal said:
Her looks have really gone downhill in the past year, haven't they? I check this thread once every couple of weeks or so and the deterioration is gobsmacking, every single bad habit she has is catching up on her at the speed of light
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1 year ago
 
Ass Dan said:
Tess is a poorly aging superfat, a horrible trash mother, and a narcissist, but the lolcowiest thing about her is that she identifies as gay despite not being gay at all. It's right up there with GOMI Alice unironically claiming that she was born in 1990. Pure, pharmaceutical grade delusion.
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She's not gay, she's QA-WEER! Totally different things! :lol:
 
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