🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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I almost corrected the prose but why bother, the original dude used the book (SMRT) Tarl wanted to vent his spleen but can't skinwalk Seuss.

Hell, since we have you here Tarl, is your niece your sister's kid or the weird ex shit GayRV keeps accusing you of?

Because if it's the second one, you need to cut ties before your pirate arrest happened.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
I wonder if someone advised him to stop.
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When has Tard ever taken anyone's advice ever?

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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I absolutely never did anything inappropriate with my niece.
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If you don't know the brother mommie Pam gave away then who exactly is this niece you are talking about, the Megan spawn?
 
Bumpkin Boozehound said:
Dylan's music has been posted I believe yet this particular track warrants attention:
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This thread. It likes rabbit hole recursion at this point

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Bothriolepis said:
Dear God, your poetry makes me feel like goddamn William Blake by comparison, and I'm dogshit at writing poetry. Please, please hang yourself and spare us any more attempts at writing.
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Its aislop guaranteed.

Bumpkin Boozehound said:
Megan isn't his sister, rather an ex with whom he remained close and called his sister. Then when she had a daughter Styx started referring to her as his niece. I think.
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I know the history, I'm just trying to get Tard to tell the world about his twisted menagerie of bpds and slags and their spawn and jacked up living situation. I'm also curious about the man living at Schloss Warwick that was downloading kp/csam.
 
Oh, he's fucked then. The Newspaper already made hay of it, so he isn't going to roll dodge that one.

I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut
And my weakness is that I care too much
And the whore reminds me that the rent is due
I put on my Tricorn, just to feel
 
ZipDisk said:
Oh, he's fucked then. The Newspaper already made hay of it, so he isn't going to roll dodge that one.

I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut
And my weakness is that I care too much
And the whore reminds me that the rent is due
I put on my Tricorn, just to feel
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I do not care about the legacy media.

Anything published in the papers tends to be nothing but BS anyway.
 
I think the amount should go down; those were prime pre-Christmas rates they were being offered.

Tarl, you can ignore the warnings, I'm just saying the time to stop calling your exes' daughter your "niece" was before the publish date.

She's not your niece.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
His issue with drinking may be hereditary. Tarl mentioned his father being a former alcoholic.
Another incident Tarl had mentioned to me describes an incident where he had slipped on ice as a child and claimed to have injured his spine.
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Hmm... alcoholic, bad spine, fading internet popularity... I feel like we've seen this movie before lol.

Sounds like all he needs is some Ambien and Mangosteen to go with the boxed wine. Start ordering expensive pies, and charge users $10 to send Super Chats. The transformation into LowStyx will be complete. :smug:
 
I wish I would win the lottery so I could indulge in my dark goldbelly desires. $75 for fucking cookies? Unlikely!
Just checked, the prices are pretty static, they're about where they were when Rich died. $69.99 for a six pack of white label bbq sauce.

Also, hah, I did not catch the banjo bit at all.
 
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