Q&A

Why do serial killers listen to the demons inside their heads and not the demons inside their hearts?

Answers: 11

Views: 696

Jul 17, 2021

Battlecruiser3000ad

Should Italy forfeit it's win against England after it was proven that they cheated?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 959

Jul 17, 2021

MidUSA

Does P = NP?

Answers: 11

Views: 608

Jul 17, 2021

byuu

Actual "Write a reply to Vice Motherboard one word at a time" Response Letter.

Answers: 15

Views: 1K

Jul 17, 2021

Screed

Why can't trans women be egg donors?

2

Answers: 27

Views: 1K

Jul 17, 2021

Screed

Have you ever eaten an onion ring off another dude's dick?

Answers: 14

Views: 725

Jul 17, 2021

Sexy Senior Citizen

Why do so few people wash their hands after using a public restroom?

2

Answers: 21

Views: 932

Jul 16, 2021

Agent Abe Caprine

Does soy make you left wing?

Answers: 14

Views: 861

Jul 16, 2021

Ed Special

Should I turn this into a Kiwi Farms fanfic?

"Kiwi Farms Summer Camp"

Answers: 12

Views: 820

Jul 16, 2021

Donutcapybara

What type of compost should I use for my kiwi crop?

Answers: 8

Views: 471

Jul 16, 2021

I Love Beef

If given the chance, which kiwifarm member's chest would you shit on?

Answers: 15

Views: 569

Jul 16, 2021

JethroTullamore

Can we get some more based stickers

The sticker autism legacy continues

Answers: 8

Views: 563

Jul 16, 2021

IAmNotAlpharius

How to stop repetitive thoughts

Answers: 19

Views: 785

Jul 16, 2021

Bees

Are there more openly trans exclusionary sites out there?

2

Answers: 22

Views: 2K

Jul 16, 2021

Bees

How you be entertained?

Answers: 8

Views: 389

Jul 15, 2021

Screed

What should I put in my burger?

Answers: 14

Views: 693

Jul 15, 2021

MarquisDeStatic

How many times do I have to post the word "jew" before I'm rolled away?

Answers: 6

Views: 402

Jul 15, 2021

stares at error messages

Has anyone tried birds nest soup?

Answers: 11

Views: 622

Jul 15, 2021

pedoguyguykrai

where were you when kiwi farms dies?

2

Answers: 24

Views: 2K

Jul 15, 2021

TerrorSperg99

Does Blaire White get fucked in the butt by her boyfriend or does she fuck his butt?

Answers: 18

Views: 2K

Jul 15, 2021

Pocket Dragoon

What should I put in my anus?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 829

Jul 15, 2021

Bob's Vagene

How do I troon out?

Answers: 9

Views: 927

Jul 15, 2021

The Spice boi

How do you fart out of your dick?

Tryna win a bet

Answers: 11

Views: 925

Jul 15, 2021

I (Don't) Have A Gun

What should I put in my cum sock?

Answers: 9

Views: 440

Jul 15, 2021

Pissmaster

What should I put in my gacha game?

target audience: DSP, neckbeards

Answers: 13

Views: 500

Jul 15, 2021

Cron

What should I put in my taco?

no not that kind of taco

Answers: 13

Views: 586

Jul 15, 2021

Pissmaster

What’s your favorite user on KiwiFarms?

Answers: 10

Views: 706

Jul 15, 2021

mister meaner

WHY?

Answers: 9

Views: 534

Jul 14, 2021

Screed

How do they arrest you if your morbidly obese

Answers: 15

Views: 771

Jul 14, 2021

MrTroll

Would you fuck Cher's daughter?

Answers: 16

Views: 840

Jul 14, 2021

3MMA

Why aren't CIS women allowed to donate sperm?

Answers: 13

Views: 593

Jul 14, 2021

stares at error messages

most based midge

Answers: 9

Views: 466

Jul 14, 2021

vulg

Will iOS 18 allow me to use bluetooth usb 2.7 testicle dongles?

Answers: 4

Views: 280

Jul 14, 2021

Quantum Diabetes

Which butt cheek do I lift when farting respectfully in a Mongolian bbq?

Answers: 7

Views: 439

Jul 14, 2021

Screed

Does anybody else imagine certain years at a certain time of day and weather?

Answers: 6

Views: 564

Jul 13, 2021

Apis mellifera

where did null touch hotwheels?

Answers: 13

Views: 726

Jul 13, 2021

Synthetic Smug

Most lolcow tier guest viewing the forum right now?

Answers: 7

Views: 590

Jul 13, 2021

Nig Kang Theory

do these retards think they are doing anything?

seriously

Answers: 2

Views: 421

Jul 13, 2021

Queen Of The Harpies

Why are all programmers trannies?

Answers: 9

Views: 768

Jul 13, 2021

Meiwaku

In the Country of Chad do they execute The Betas?

Answers: 10

Views: 500

Jul 13, 2021

stares at error messages

What is the site kiwi called

Answers: 3

Views: 359

Jul 13, 2021

Ramborambo

I can't stop farting, how can I make it stop?

Answers: 17

Views: 865

Jul 13, 2021

Cloaca Rimjob

Why aren't celebrities experiencing vaccine injuries?

Answers: 11

Views: 582

Jul 13, 2021

Dysnomia

Joshua Moon vs Zombie Frank Sinatra

Answers: 10

Views: 693

Jul 13, 2021

IAmNotAlpharius

Does nigger?

Answers: 11

Views: 500

Jul 13, 2021

Bob's Vagene

Wanna know how I know Null is a gay?

Answers: 6

Views: 451

Jul 13, 2021

deso2y

thoughts on revenge?

2

Answers: 21

Views: 970

Jul 12, 2021

Agent Abe Caprine

What's the best strategy to serve laxative filled brownies for furries without getting caught?

2

Answers: 38

Views: 1K

Jul 12, 2021

Tragi-Chan

Is it legal to tell someone to do a flip if they try to emotionally manipulate you with threats of suicide?

the legality of telling someone to neck themselves when they're acting as a faggot.

2

Answers: 28

Views: 2K

Jul 12, 2021

seri0us

Why do White Liberals make a big deal over Chopped Cheese?

Answers: 3

Views: 530

Jul 12, 2021

Negg

Will humans ever evolve a fat cap?

Answers: 7

Views: 585

Jul 12, 2021

Marissa Moira

What's the deal with Israel? Why is it such a joke here?

Answers: 11

Views: 559

Jul 11, 2021

knobslobbin

A

If you could move to any country, where you go to and why?

2

Answers: 39

Views: 2K

Jul 11, 2021

AmazingEagle

A

What supplies do I need to open up a ham farm?

Answers: 8

Views: 417

Jul 11, 2021

Horton Hears A Whore

How can I get more autism ratings?

Answers: 13

Views: 674

Jul 10, 2021

Exuvia

If humans evolved from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?

2

Answers: 24

Views: 1K

Jul 10, 2021

Mr. Bung

Jew repellent?

Answers: 6

Views: 760

Jul 10, 2021

Rungle

Why is it that the conservative talk radio types hate Imagine?

Answers: 18

Views: 1K

Jul 10, 2021

Poppavalyim Andropoff

if whites are the master race, then why are jews in charge?

Answers: 19

Views: 922

Jul 10, 2021

Useful_Mistake

Welcome to Q&A. How autistic are ya?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 1K

Jul 9, 2021

Liquid Marlon

Is the human anatomy obsolete in this post industrial society?

Answers: 10

Views: 543

Jul 9, 2021

Adolphin

Is Yawning Sneasel and Kengle the same person?

Answers: 13

Views: 752

Jul 8, 2021

Daisymae

Are fat women the sexiest type of women?

BMFFWW

Answers: 14

Views: 566

Jul 8, 2021

Vingle

Did WingsOfRedemption name himself after Spawn?

Answers: 2

Views: 421

Jul 8, 2021

Quantum Diabetes

Help finding an episode of Captain Planet

Answers: 4

Views: 319

Jul 8, 2021

Sexy Senior Citizen

What happened to SIGSEGV?

2

Answers: 39

Views: 2K

Jul 8, 2021

No. 7 cat

Can we get stickers to react to stickers?

Answers: 10

Views: 584

Jul 8, 2021

The Mass Shooter Ron Soye

Are feet the most erotic part of the female anatomy?

2

Answers: 23

Views: 1K

Jul 8, 2021

M0nster

Will Null ever get gf?

pic related

2 3

Answers: 40

Views: 2K

Jul 8, 2021

MarquisDeStatic

C

Can we get a "I agree but I still hate you" rating?

Answers: 6

Views: 356

Jul 8, 2021

MarquisDeStatic

Stickers?

Answers: 2

Views: 364

Jul 8, 2021

Exuvia

Pissing with balls out vs. pissing with balls tucked in - time to settle this once and for all

2

Answers: 32

Views: 2K

Jul 7, 2021

Pruto

Can we have Sticker-coin? a crypto version of stickers.

Answers: 2

Views: 348

Jul 7, 2021

Penis Drager

What porn should I subscribe to this month?

Answers: 12

Views: 652

Jul 7, 2021

TFT-A9

How do you feel about kiwifarms being called the worst place on the internet?

2 3

Answers: 50

Views: 2K

Jul 7, 2021

Toolbox

What do you think of my name?

2

Answers: 35

Views: 1K

Jul 7, 2021

GentleMaledomRapist1488

Are you circumcised?

2

Answers: 26

Views: 1K

Jul 7, 2021

I (Don't) Have A Gun

Who is Boxxy?

The monster that created e-girls

Answers: 19

Views: 1K

Jul 7, 2021

Nu-13

What's your favorite George W. Bush moment

2

Answers: 24

Views: 1K

Jul 6, 2021

lurk_moar

How are people able to forgive Obama of this?

Answers: 19

Views: 785

Jul 6, 2021

lurk_moar

Why do deathfat females always have hair on their lip / chin

Answers: 3

Views: 599

Jul 6, 2021

JoshPlz

what other lolcows should I throw in to my sims game? and who to ship with?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 1K

Jul 6, 2021

419

am I a robot?

Answers: 9

Views: 712

Jul 6, 2021

Just Dont

Will Null ever get the onion working again?

Answers: 5

Views: 628

Jul 6, 2021

Nathan Higgers

Why do forum ratings use the pictures they use?

Answers: 8

Views: 1K

Jul 5, 2021

Just Dont

I'm thinking about becoming an incel.

Answers: 14

Views: 754

Jul 5, 2021

RayBlue123(TransRights)

R

Am I a Twitch thot for being retarded?

Answers: 6

Views: 547

Jul 5, 2021

Squidfucker

Is Autism ruining the world?

Things are less fun and more painfully logical.

Answers: 6

Views: 644

Jul 4, 2021

Fentanyl Floyd

Is Null becoming NRx?

2

Answers: 21

Views: 2K

Jul 4, 2021

Shoggoth

Is anyone here going to Sawcon?

Answers: 13

Views: 654

Jul 4, 2021

I (Don't) Have A Gun

What anime was the anti-LGBT clip using?

Answers: 6

Views: 1K

Jul 4, 2021

Xarpho

If the word "woman" has the word "man" in it...

Answers: 14

Views: 529

Jul 4, 2021

Tragi-Chan

A

What do you think of the Southern United States?

2 3

Answers: 42

Views: 2K

Jul 4, 2021

mario if smoke weed

Is it ethical to still make a post if you forgot what you were going to say?

Answers: 6

Views: 472

Jul 3, 2021

wry wrangler

What is the second most powerful word in the English language?

Answers: 16

Views: 827

Jul 3, 2021

TFT-A9

Why are girls like this?

Answers: 11

Views: 949

Jul 3, 2021

drtoboggan

Is it true that All that atheists are, are people who have been looking for scientific evidence on why they should give up on life?

2

Answers: 28

Views: 2K

Jul 3, 2021

Tragi-Chan

N deaths until all the furry trannies are gone?

Answers: 4

Views: 491

Jul 2, 2021

Horton Hears A Whore

Do you think Jesus ever sucked cock?

Answers: 16

Views: 636

Jul 2, 2021

TFT-A9

Would Null be a good roommate?

Answers: 8

Views: 583

Jul 2, 2021

Monkey_Fellow

Why are british people so awful?

2

Answers: 25

Views: 1K

Jul 2, 2021

Info Player Start

Invisible printer dots-for tracking

Answers: 9

Views: 434

Jul 1, 2021

Death Grip

What would you do if kiwi farms went down forever?

2

Answers: 23

Views: 817

Jun 30, 2021

Poppavalyim Andropoff

Can Null single handedly take care of the tranny problem?

Answers: 10

Views: 992

Jun 30, 2021

4ChanPartyVan

Linguistics question

Question for linguistics experts

Answers: 6

Views: 394

Jun 30, 2021

Billy Beer

B

Is Nintendo secretly grooming emu devs into trannies to kill off 41% of the emulation scene?

Answers: 11

Views: 637

Jun 30, 2021

Strong like Bruce Willis

What can we do to save the Farms?

2

Answers: 28

Views: 2K

Jun 29, 2021

byuu

What do women really want?

2

Answers: 34

Views: 1K

Jun 28, 2021

naaaaiiiiillllll!!!

Why do commies hate the homosexual?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 933

Jun 28, 2021

CAPTAIN HAPPY

Why does the UK worship the NHS?

Answers: 18

Views: 1K

Jun 28, 2021

Moe Szylak

Would you hangout with Null if you had the chance?

2

Answers: 28

Views: 1K

Jun 28, 2021

jell0

Why is French considered a romantic language?

It sounds gross tbh

Answers: 17

Views: 757

Jun 27, 2021

AmazingEagle

A

As a pansexual, what's your favorite piece of kitchenware to fuck?

Answers: 13

Views: 577

Jun 27, 2021

Ghost of Wesley Willis

How much poop goes into one toilet over a toilets entire lifetime?

Answers: 13

Views: 566

Jun 27, 2021

RW 1995

R

What is the best way to troll someone?

2

Answers: 25

Views: 958

Jun 27, 2021

Gig Bucking Fun

Which "Master of the Universe" slayed the most poon?

Answers: 9

Views: 527

Jun 27, 2021

Quantum Diabetes

What is A&N hated so much here?

2 3

Answers: 45

Views: 3K

Jun 27, 2021

The High Prophet of Truth

Was Sassette a preteen dyke or what?

What do two girl smurfs do anyways, just scissor?

Answers: 18

Views: 730

Jun 27, 2021

Pocket Dragoon

Damn girl

Answers: 5

Views: 590

Jun 27, 2021

Xenomorph

Can someone buy me fly paper?

Answers: 5

Views: 417

Jun 26, 2021

Mediocre

Do you/Have you ever had a Twitter account?

2

Answers: 21

Views: 848

Jun 26, 2021

Solid Snek

What if a cartoon was made about your personal life?

Would YOU watch it?

2

Answers: 29

Views: 2K

Jun 26, 2021

TFT-A9

Does Jungle?

Answers: 9

Views: 530

Jun 26, 2021

Tragi-Chan

How to become white?

2

Answers: 27

Views: 1K

Jun 25, 2021

Epic Fail Man

Are autists attracted to weeabooism because Japanese culture discourages eye contact?

Answers: 9

Views: 528

Jun 25, 2021

Marissa Moira

Can you guys bully me into losing weight, gaining it back, losing it again, then gaining even more weight than what I had originally?

Answers: 6

Views: 463

Jun 25, 2021

Pruto

Got my vaccination notice today.

2

Answers: 23

Views: 1K

Jun 25, 2021

Pruto

Can you losers weight me into bullying fat?

Answers: 8

Views: 511

Jun 25, 2021

Pruto

Am I just lucky or are there not many computer viruses out there?

Answers: 13

Views: 916

Jun 25, 2021

Battlecruiser3000ad

Why do people bitch about gentrification?

Answers: 19

Views: 991

Jun 25, 2021

Mr. Bung

Do People realize that the White Atonement groups are run by Scientologists?

Answers: 7

Views: 617

Jun 24, 2021

Marissa Moira

so is this just the subforum for posting absolutely retard ass bullshit

Answers: 6

Views: 366

Jun 24, 2021

The Repeated Meme

Which unfortunate person sweeps up this sub?

Answers: 2

Views: 332

Jun 24, 2021

Flip: Draw 2

Will anyone be my Electronic Friend?

Hi, I'm Cats, and I'm Online! I'm lonely, too.

2 3

Answers: 52

Views: 3K

Jun 24, 2021

No. 7 cat

Would you ever eat a dog?

2

Answers: 24

Views: 1K

Jun 23, 2021

IAmNotAlpharius

Is the Puppy Bowl better than the Super Bowl?

Answers: 2

Views: 348

Jun 23, 2021

naaaaiiiiillllll!!!

Is this called double blackface?

Answers: 6

Views: 459

Jun 23, 2021

lurk_moar

Why are so many people from Washington and Oregon insane?

Answers: 12

Views: 681

Jun 23, 2021

naaaaiiiiillllll!!!

What are some fun practical jokes to play on the mentally handicapped?

Personal stories and accounts encouraged

Answers: 18

Views: 826

Jun 22, 2021

Epic Fail Man

How do you deal with Chinese people?

2

Answers: 24

Views: 2K

Jun 22, 2021

Aunt Marge

give me a kiss?

2

Answers: 22

Views: 868

Jun 22, 2021

RW 1995

R

What is the best chicken sandwich topping?

Answers: 11

Views: 673

Jun 22, 2021

Monkey_Fellow

How do they poop?

enquiring minds want to know

Answers: 7

Views: 470

Jun 22, 2021

Monkey_Fellow

Why omegle is so weird?

Answers: 13

Views: 926

Jun 22, 2021

Monkey_Fellow

Who would win in a fight? Popular movie stars edition.

The most pressing question of our time.

Answers: 11

Views: 521

Jun 22, 2021

Quantum Diabetes

Would you sex a woman who's had an abortion?

2

Answers: 24

Views: 971

Jun 22, 2021

Idiotron

What's up with retards tarding up Q&A?

Answers: 15

Views: 672

Jun 21, 2021

Clint Torez

wwyd if she started flirting with you?

2

Answers: 27

Views: 1K

Jun 21, 2021

JektheDumbass

J

WHo thought this was a good idea?

Answers: 11

Views: 650

Jun 21, 2021

hot hot leg

If sex robots became available in retail store, how much are you willing to pay for it?

2

Answers: 37

Views: 1K

Jun 21, 2021

wry wrangler

How do I convince my friend to stop transing the dog?

Answers: 14

Views: 1K

Jun 21, 2021

Lucius_Kazuya

How has autism impacted your life?

2

Answers: 21

Views: 1K

Jun 21, 2021

interrobangings

Why are there so many shithole countries?

2 3

Answers: 40

Views: 3K

Jun 20, 2021

Alex Hogendorp

Who would win in a fight? Lolcow edition.

Answers: 10

Views: 435

Jun 20, 2021

Monkey_Fellow

Is Father's Day more overrated than Juneteenth?

Answers: 10

Views: 504

Jun 20, 2021

Quantum Diabetes

Am I retarded for enjoying twitch thots?

Answers: 12

Views: 655

Jun 20, 2021

Geoff Peterson

What melee weapon would you use if you had your back against a wall with 2 pit bulls approaching?

What would be your strategy?

2

Answers: 38

Views: 1K

Jun 20, 2021

Poppavalyim Andropoff

Because of the month Who will be top? Darksydephil or LowTierGod?

Answers: 2

Views: 504

Jun 20, 2021

Blamo

If a mosquito lands on your dick and sucks blood out of it, is that technically a blowjob?

Answers: 15

Views: 652

Jun 20, 2021

Exuvia

Am I retarded for envying twitch thots?

2

Answers: 21

Views: 991

Jun 19, 2021

emptyblu

Is this the ideal tardpost?

Answers: 3

Views: 480

Jun 19, 2021

Wowcoolusername

What does LGBT stand for?

2 3

Answers: 48

Views: 2K

Jun 18, 2021

Windows XP Home Edition

What would be your lock and load soundtrack for the Day of the Rake*?

Answers: 8

Views: 471

Jun 18, 2021

Dom Cruise

What's the best basic smoker to use for all protein

I'm talkin beef, chicken, pork, fish, minorities

Answers: 15

Views: 663

Jun 18, 2021

Crunchy Oats

I am 300 pages behind on the Chantal thread, should I bother catching up or just skip to the current page?

Answers: 6

Views: 602

Jun 18, 2021

funny amogus haha

Would you have sex with a woman who used to be a goy?

Answers: 6

Views: 633

Jun 18, 2021

Poppavalyim Andropoff

How can i become a lolcow?

Answers: 16

Views: 680

Jun 17, 2021

(not) y2k compliant

confused & kinda scared

what is everyone talking about???

Answers: 10

Views: 567

Jun 17, 2021

Scarlett Johansson

If you poop in the shower, do you wipe it?

Answers: 9

Views: 434

Jun 16, 2021

Justanotherguy

I need examples of why you shouldn't let the internet raise your children.

2

Answers: 34

Views: 2K

Jun 16, 2021

eDove

F

Do you remember "Penis Inspection Day" at school?

Answers: 10

Views: 1K

Jun 16, 2021

Pruto

Are you white when you're lactose intolerant?

(see image)

Answers: 9

Views: 488

Jun 16, 2021

Dysnomia

Is Deadwood worth watching?

Answers: 17

Views: 905

Jun 16, 2021

Miss Misery

Should the US import more based tradcaths?

Answers: 4

Views: 348

Jun 15, 2021

Lensherr

Which historical figures do you think will be a good dog name?

2 3

Answers: 40

Views: 1K

Jun 15, 2021

Idiotron

Why is the word “fried” used when referencing to being electrocuted?

Answers: 6

Views: 585

Jun 15, 2021

stares at error messages

Question for Stupid Furfags

Answers: 6

Views: 399

Jun 14, 2021

Gorgar

What was the one weird trick that made trainers hate him?

Answers: 5

Views: 305

Jun 14, 2021

Dysnomia

what was the last thing you apologised for?

Answers: 19

Views: 946

Jun 14, 2021

UncleFezziesPantsPuppet

How big do you think Null's nipples are?

2

Answers: 23

Views: 972

Jun 14, 2021

419

Why is sex work being promoted as virtue?

2 3 4

Answers: 70

Views: 5K

Jun 14, 2021

Idiotron

Why does this site attract so many braindead edgelord retards?

lol, calm down incels.

2

Answers: 23

Views: 1K

Jun 14, 2021

Quantum Diabetes

Have any of you ever put your tallywhacker in a neovagina?

Answers: 11

Views: 1K

Jun 14, 2021

Cloaca Rimjob

What's the funnier site? DeviantArt or Twitter?

Answers: 13

Views: 764

Jun 14, 2021

Town Drunk

Question about ratings

Please be patient I am retarded

Answers: 7

Views: 842

Jun 13, 2021

Knight of the Rope

B

Why do you, personally, follow Lolcows?

2

Answers: 39

Views: 2K

Jun 13, 2021

Fetid Queef

Why do so many artist girls have some sort of mental disorder?

Answers: 18

Views: 1K

Jun 12, 2021

Luminous47

Radfems are just female incels CMV

Pro Tip: You can't

Answers: 7

Views: 889

Jun 12, 2021

Aquinas

V

Whats with the dream obsession?

Answers: 18

Views: 881

Jun 12, 2021

niqlo

What are some good free academic article search engines?

Answers: 6

Views: 480

Jun 12, 2021

Mender Bug

How would you protect Target from Looters?

2 3

Answers: 41

Views: 2K

Jun 12, 2021

stares at error messages

What are some good prog rock bands?

Answers: 6

Views: 454

Jun 11, 2021

Torque Wheeler

Should I learn American Sign Language?

Answers: 11

Views: 538

Jun 11, 2021

Agent Abe Caprine

Ignore

Answers: 13

Views: 829

Jun 11, 2021

Fetish Roulette

Would you finger your 100 year old grandma for a million dollars?

Answers: 19

Views: 757

Jun 11, 2021

TaimuRadiu

F

Where do you look when shaking hands?

Answers: 9

Views: 559

Jun 10, 2021

Furret

Where is this quote from spykids2 from originally?

Answers: 7

Views: 587

Jun 10, 2021

Analog Devolved

why are flat earthers so retarded

Answers: 9

Views: 743

Jun 10, 2021

get_ur_gamon

Your balls in a waffle iron.

Answers: 7

Views: 415

Jun 10, 2021

Bob's Vagene

Locked

where you would go if they shut this place down.

2

Answers: 35

Views: 2K

Jun 9, 2021

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