Q&A

What is your superpower?

Mine is courage

Answers: 3

Views: 335

Feb 13, 2021

Furret

If I'm a saggy old lady and stretch my clit out real long will gay guys suck it?

Answers: 10

Views: 536

Feb 13, 2021

Jeffrey Epstein

Why is it so cold outside?

Answers: 19

Views: 739

Feb 13, 2021

The Real SVP

How do I reach Tony Soprano in the afterlife?

Answers: 1

Views: 456

Feb 13, 2021

Kabuki Actor

What's your favorite vegetible?

Answers: 5

Views: 397

Feb 12, 2021

Furret

Can I get extra bacon on that pork sandwich?

Don't charge me extra dawg

Answers: 6

Views: 422

Feb 12, 2021

lurk_moar

Did you remember to consecrate your terminal with the sacred oils before beginning the right of activation?

Answers: 9

Views: 444

Feb 12, 2021

No. 7 cat

Post your favorite blakk historee munfffh moments,

Answers: 7

Views: 502

Feb 12, 2021

JethroTullamore

My pitch for a new TV show

A Bewitched reboot

Answers: 13

Views: 674

Feb 12, 2021

JambledUpWords

If a type 1 diabetic developed an insulinoma, would his diabetes be cured?

Answers: 3

Views: 379

Feb 11, 2021

lurk_moar

Do you suffer from yellow fever?

Answers: 10

Views: 754

Feb 11, 2021

Driftwood

D

Is Futanari gay?

No trannies, actual women with actual penises

Answers: 13

Views: 735

Feb 10, 2021

CrazyRandomZyn

Is it rape if she's wearing a skirt that ends above her knees?

Answers: 10

Views: 441

Feb 10, 2021

A Thick Piece of Meat

A

Do you like desu?

Desu?

Answers: 8

Views: 475

Feb 10, 2021

Furret

Which came first? Me or the chicken?

Answers: 4

Views: 359

Feb 10, 2021

Furret

What does poop taste like?

Answers: 8

Views: 874

Feb 10, 2021

A-Z0-9

Why do trans people not like the term "female"?

Answers: 7

Views: 494

Feb 9, 2021

lurk_moar

If I cut my dick off and wear a dress, will lesbians want to have sex with me?

Answers: 10

Views: 604

Feb 9, 2021

Dorbis

A

is legos a slur?

Answers: 3

Views: 434

Feb 9, 2021

A Welsh Cake

Which Lolcow would win a battle royal to the death

Autistic death match speculation

Answers: 9

Views: 628

Feb 9, 2021

IAmNotAlpharius

Best way to invest in troons?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 1K

Feb 9, 2021

Imperial Citizen

Is it possible to get high with an ozone generator?

Answers: 4

Views: 332

Feb 8, 2021

Furret

How do I explain kiwifarms to my parents

Answers: 12

Views: 1K

Feb 8, 2021

CrazyRandomZyn

Can you jam with the console cowboys in Cyberspace?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNtcWpY4YLY

Answers: 1

Views: 345

Feb 8, 2021

Furret

Has anyone else noticed Google's gotten especially worse since 2019?

Answers: 7

Views: 703

Feb 7, 2021

NJBear

What's a good synonym for "retard"?

2

Answers: 37

Views: 2K

Feb 7, 2021

Anonymus Fluhre

A

What's better food or sex?

2

Answers: 24

Views: 1K

Feb 7, 2021

Tragi-Chan

will you help me pick an avi?

Answers: 2

Views: 262

Feb 6, 2021

Vecr

Have more people than usual been banned lately?

Answers: 12

Views: 733

Feb 6, 2021

Jones McCann

Is there a way to track bits and subs that a Twitch streamer receives?

Answers: 1

Views: 328

Feb 5, 2021

Furret

if dogs aren't meant to have sex with humans, why do their dicks fit so well in my pussy?

Answers: 7

Views: 445

Feb 5, 2021

Leonard Helplessness

Anyone else practice-dox people they know irl?

Answers: 7

Views: 736

Feb 5, 2021

Pope of Degeneracy

did i miss anything by ignoring dating apps?

2

Answers: 21

Views: 1K

Feb 5, 2021

TFT-A9

What is the best site/s to go to for free desktop wallpaper?

Answers: 13

Views: 844

Feb 4, 2021

byuu

White stuff came out of my peepee, should I be worried?

Answers: 9

Views: 545

Feb 4, 2021

Suburban Bastard

Whatever happened to DasBoSchitt?

Answers: 2

Views: 2K

Feb 4, 2021

Dom Cruise

Crab delights vs Lobster delights?

Add some sriracha either way

Answers: 2

Views: 251

Feb 3, 2021

spergetti & NEETballs

WHERE'S THE ANY KEY!?

Answers: 8

Views: 456

Feb 2, 2021

Rich Evans Apologist

I want to make a thread about misc Youtube videos, what is the proper subforum to post in?

Answers: 2

Views: 360

Feb 2, 2021

Furret

30 minutes

Answers: 15

Views: 590

Feb 2, 2021

Fish-Eyed Fool

Do you poop on the floor?

Answers: 14

Views: 741

Feb 2, 2021

Larkin N Likin

Satanic Symbols

Answers: 4

Views: 406

Feb 2, 2021

A-Z0-9

What did people think of yeast before germ theory?

Answers: 3

Views: 479

Feb 1, 2021

Str8Bustah

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Answers: 10

Views: 639

Feb 1, 2021

LargeChoonger

Is it gay to suck a dick if you don't get a boner?

Answers: 11

Views: 641

Feb 1, 2021

DoctorJimmyRay

G

WHICH Beatle would have trooned out?

boomer pop-rock troon speculation

Answers: 15

Views: 815

Jan 31, 2021

Governor Jeb Bush

G

Does black priviledge exist?

Answers: 4

Views: 439

Jan 31, 2021

Rufus with the gold tooth

R

Why do incels looks like sex offenders

2

Answers: 20

Views: 2K

Jan 29, 2021

Cope or Rope

Where is the Kiwi Farms chat?

Answers: 10

Views: 1K

Jan 29, 2021

Foghot

Did Dr Luke rape Kesha?

Answers: 5

Views: 533

Jan 29, 2021

Trapitalism

How do I get out of stealth mode?

Retarded question, I know

Answers: 7

Views: 1K

Jan 28, 2021

LargeChoonger

Do you like roast beef?

Answers: 1

Views: 441

Jan 28, 2021

Furret

Do u liek cheese?

Answers: 2

Views: 377

Jan 28, 2021

Furret

Thread Advice

Answers: 5

Views: 832

Jan 27, 2021

SpadeOfQueen

Who created the phrase "In Minecraft"

Answers: 3

Views: 596

Jan 27, 2021

The Cunting Death

What weird shitting stories do you all have?

Everyone shits, but some shits are bigger than others.

Answers: 6

Views: 827

Jan 26, 2021

Quantum Diabetes

Now that Jessica yaniv inverted her cock would you fuck her?

Answers: 8

Views: 786

Jan 25, 2021

TFT-A9

Cheapest Place to Live in the UK

Answers: 11

Views: 784

Jan 25, 2021

Clovis

What happens if you have a boner for more than four hours?

Answers: 17

Views: 762

Jan 25, 2021

Bad Gateway

İs bestiality really legal in russia?

Answers: 3

Views: 956

Jan 25, 2021

Tragi-Chan

If you could kill Karl Marx as a baby, would you?

Answers: 12

Views: 913

Jan 24, 2021

Pee Cola

What's the funniest mental illness?

2

Answers: 33

Views: 3K

Jan 23, 2021

KittyGremlin

Do I call my black friend nigger or nigga next time I see him?

Answers: 14

Views: 969

Jan 23, 2021

Rich Evans Apologist

Is it a bad idea to go as Charlie Chaplin for Halloween?

Answers: 7

Views: 562

Jan 22, 2021

Agent Abe Caprine

Are you transracial?

Answers: 12

Views: 1K

Jan 22, 2021

SalmaoneSlaamper

Why don't niggers put on headphone to listen to music?

Answers: 12

Views: 1K

Jan 22, 2021

mario if smoke weed

Fred Flintstone takes you hostage.

Answers: 10

Views: 793

Jan 22, 2021

mario if smoke weed

Why does Biden hate America

Proof: Two days ago we had a smoking hot blonde PressSec. Now we have a Meredith from the Office looking uggo.

Answers: 6

Views: 549

Jan 21, 2021

Strange Wilderness

What's the best Meyers-Briggs type and how do I get it

Jungian horoscopes less accurate than a mood ring

Answers: 7

Views: 608

Jan 21, 2021

Positron

Is there a way to pirate Joe Rogan's podcast videos from gay ass Spotify?

Answers: 2

Views: 629

Jan 20, 2021

Terrorist

Are you a commenter?

Answers: 3

Views: 373

Jan 20, 2021

WinchesterPremium

Is it rape if the horse fucks you?

Answers: 7

Views: 673

Jan 19, 2021

Furret

Is there any political group without a victim mentality?

Answers: 13

Views: 732

Jan 19, 2021

Bongocat

Good reads about Norse?

Answers: 4

Views: 376

Jan 18, 2021

Psyduck

Who is the Most Evil lolcow?

Answers: 2

Views: 591

Jan 18, 2021

Furret

Are you animesexual?

Answers: 5

Views: 518

Jan 18, 2021

Furret

Have you ever had your butt fall out of your butthole?

Answers: 3

Views: 444

Jan 18, 2021

Furret

What are some canceled movies/video games that you wish came out?

Answers: 12

Views: 684

Jan 18, 2021

Arthur Morgan

How many wallets could be made with Ethan Ralph's gunt?

Answers: 5

Views: 555

Jan 17, 2021

Darksy DePhil

Who invented Sea Shanties?

Answers: 3

Views: 373

Jan 17, 2021

Cpl. Long Dong Silver

Why is the internet so retarded?

Answers: 16

Views: 1K

Jan 17, 2021

Darksy DePhil

If I wanna say the N word, do I still have to go to the gay site?

Answers: 6

Views: 706

Jan 17, 2021

Mr. Bung

Why would you post videos exclusively on Twitter?

Answers: 7

Views: 469

Jan 16, 2021

Furret

Who keeps putting poop in my butt?

Answers: 12

Views: 692

Jan 16, 2021

draggs

What's your most hated KF post?

Answers: 2

Views: 515

Jan 16, 2021

Furret

How do you fill a delicious hot pitta bread without burning off your finger prints?

Answers: 4

Views: 385

Jan 16, 2021

Tragi-Chan

Short Hair or Long Hair?

2

Answers: 23

Views: 1K

Jan 16, 2021

Alcatraz

Are people actually attracted to vaginas?

Answers: 13

Views: 790

Jan 16, 2021

Pee Cola

Is Null a dull lull?

Answers: 3

Views: 507

Jan 15, 2021

Creep3r

What is the greatest John Ritter movie?

Problem child 2 obviously

Answers: 2

Views: 358

Jan 15, 2021

Clown Baby

A Thot Exercise

Original Content DO NOT STEAL

Answers: 1

Views: 394

Jan 14, 2021

LazarusOwenhart

Do Quebecois say à cause de instead of parce que?

Answers: 4

Views: 531

Jan 13, 2021

JamusActimus

Who is/was the first lolcow?

Answers: 8

Views: 2K

Jan 13, 2021

XYZpdq

Why does the Internet turn people into extremist faggots?

Answers: 13

Views: 823

Jan 12, 2021

LolRaccoon

What's the opposite of a True and Honest Fan™

Who qualifies for it?

Answers: 5

Views: 1K

Jan 12, 2021

lurk_moar

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

Answers: 3

Views: 320

Jan 12, 2021

OrionBalls

Which one would you sex with

Answers: 3

Views: 408

Jan 12, 2021

Thebag$$$

E

Were the 2 NICs on Null's Server's Motherboard Disabled By a Malicious 3-Party?

Fried by malicious firmware update?

Answers: 6

Views: 602

Jan 12, 2021

CWCissey

Question for Null

Answers: 4

Views: 635

Jan 12, 2021

JethroTullamore

Who should get the autism vaccine first?

Answers: 7

Views: 669

Jan 9, 2021

CivilianOfTheFandomWars

what if KIWI FARMS was the friends we made along the way

Answers: 4

Views: 388

Jan 9, 2021

Ronnie McNutt

Will Kiwi Farms survive 2021?

Answers: 4

Views: 516

Jan 9, 2021

Swiss46

Yiff or Hentai?

What would you rather jack it too?

Answers: 5

Views: 677

Jan 8, 2021

Wright

How does one become a YouTuber

Answers: 5

Views: 480

Jan 8, 2021

Leonard Helplessness

How many baked beans can you fit in your butt?

Answers: 6

Views: 698

Jan 8, 2021

Rozzy

What shall you drink tonight?

Answers: 13

Views: 523

Jan 7, 2021

dumb idiot

What will the Capitol Building death toll be, when the dust clears?

Name numbers.

Answers: 6

Views: 603

Jan 6, 2021

Mr. Bung

What is the deal with airline food?

Answers: 6

Views: 604

Jan 5, 2021

augment

Anyone got some good examples of C source code to learn from?

Answers: 4

Views: 831

Jan 5, 2021

Full Race Replay

What do you think about reddit

Answers: 14

Views: 1K

Jan 5, 2021

Mr. Skeltal

why does it always seem like MtF trannies are fat

Answers: 5

Views: 688

Jan 4, 2021

Mr. Bung

Tell me whaaaaat's up with the youth?

Answers: 8

Views: 601

Jan 4, 2021

sleazetown

Who is the real satoshi nakamoto?

Answers: 3

Views: 677

Jan 4, 2021

gangweedfan

Why is 'Larkin N Likin' such a stupid cow, and what are our plans to troll him epically?

Answers: 2

Views: 569

Jan 4, 2021

Larkin N Likin

How Do You Suppose the Repeal of Section 230 Would Affect Your Favorite Lolcow?

Answers: 2

Views: 541

Jan 3, 2021

Source-X

Why does the West coddle trannies?

Answers: 12

Views: 1K

Jan 3, 2021

CheezzyMach

P

Why are you guys bullying me

Answers: 6

Views: 595

Jan 3, 2021

JethroTullamore

Does anyone actually use the light theme?

Answers: 3

Views: 506

Jan 2, 2021

Max Doof

What tips do you have on keeping chickens?

Answers: 19

Views: 953

Jan 2, 2021

Picnic_Boy

Different interpretations of SOS by ABBA?

Answers: 10

Views: 738

Dec 31, 2020

Pee Cola

Why do people think that Monty Python and the Holy Grail is better than Monty Python's Life of Brian?

Answers: 7

Views: 706

Dec 31, 2020

Jason Wynn

Who was exceptional enough to DDOS us?

Answers: 2

Views: 355

Dec 30, 2020

Penis Drager

What the actual fuck is Popee The Performer?

Answers: 1

Views: 536

Dec 29, 2020

Fromtheblackdepths

M

I am brand new. Do I have to lurk or can I jump right in?

WTF is a subtitle?

2

Answers: 30

Views: 1K

Dec 28, 2020

CrippleThreat

Who are the bigger Jews, the Jews or the Chinese?

Answers: 11

Views: 1K

Dec 28, 2020

POWER IN MISERY

Why do people say Julay on banned members' profiles?

Answers: 3

Views: 1K

Dec 28, 2020

IAmNotAlpharius

ITT: We pretend this is reddit

2 3 4

Answers: 61

Views: 5K

Dec 27, 2020

All Cops Are Based

M

What are lolcows?

Answers: 3

Views: 393

Dec 26, 2020

M_1

M

What's your favorite kind of pizza?

Answers: 14

Views: 688

Dec 26, 2020

Idiotron

Which lolcow stole your Christmas?

Answers: 3

Views: 418

Dec 26, 2020

Larkin N Likin

What do I use a Fire Extinguisher for?

Answers: 8

Views: 503

Dec 25, 2020

Jason Wynn

What is the difference between a Belarusian and a Russian and how quickly would I lynched be for asking Belarusians this?

Answers: 3

Views: 426

Dec 25, 2020

Battlecruiser3000ad

What's the grossest thing you've ever cum pant to?

Answers: 3

Views: 880

Dec 25, 2020

Battlecruiser3000ad

Where's the beef?

Answers: 6

Views: 432

Dec 25, 2020

Mr. Bung

Why do so many trannies smell like ham?

Answers: 10

Views: 1K

Dec 24, 2020

Product Placement

What does God need with a starship?

Answers: 13

Views: 945

Dec 24, 2020

Mr. Skeltal

If you could completely annihilate a single country from the world, which one would it be?

2 3 4

Answers: 69

Views: 5K

Dec 23, 2020

Windows XP Home Edition

Is it okay to call your black friend nigger?

Answers: 13

Views: 661

Dec 23, 2020

NOT Sword Fighter Super

Do black jannies both get it and do it for free?

Answers: 1

Views: 306

Dec 22, 2020

NOT Sword Fighter Super

How much pain can you inflict on a baby wtihout killing it?

Answers: 13

Views: 730

Dec 22, 2020

Dojima's Dragon

Scenario: You are a judge and a pedophile comes before you.

Answers: 14

Views: 852

Dec 22, 2020

Idiotron

Why don't Black and White nationalists join forces?

Answers: 4

Views: 586

Dec 21, 2020

ToroidalBoat

How to sleep straight?

Answers: 5

Views: 568

Dec 21, 2020

Swiss46

If I have corona and coof on everyone, can the government assassinate me for bio terrorism?

Answers: 2

Views: 417

Dec 19, 2020

Product Placement

What do you think the punishment should be for trans people?

Answers: 11

Views: 750

Dec 19, 2020

lurk_moar

E

If malware is pushed to Kiwi Farms, will you be infected?

Answers: 2

Views: 666

Dec 19, 2020

Fibonacci

What if a celebrity or politician you hated chewed on your genitals like they were gum?

Answers: 2

Views: 387

Dec 19, 2020

Product Placement

how much can i get for this breeding sow on the market?

Answers: 5

Views: 482

Dec 19, 2020

Leaf-eon

When the many are reduced to one, to what is the one reduced?

Answers: 2

Views: 340

Dec 18, 2020

Curtis LeMay

Patriotic kiwi guerilla HQ

Answers: 2

Views: 309

Dec 18, 2020

Synthetic Smug

Obtaining Crypto Anonymously

Answers: 2

Views: 420

Dec 18, 2020

Large

I sent null my feet picks why is my account still up?

Answers: 10

Views: 1K

Dec 18, 2020

Diesel

Is this gay?

Answers: 8

Views: 615

Dec 16, 2020

JethroTullamore

How long do you think it'll be before China comes and takes full control of the US?

Answers: 6

Views: 736

Dec 16, 2020

Bad Gateway

Is there anyone you trust to run this site besides Null?

Answers: 10

Views: 586

Dec 16, 2020

Bad Gateway

Least favorite race?

Why?

2 3 4

Answers: 72

Views: 5K

Dec 15, 2020

Vlinny-kun

welcome to the 🅱read store

we got toasted, roasted, 🅱read on deck, 🅱read on the floor

Answers: 7

Views: 485

Dec 15, 2020

Chiang Kai-shek

Does KF accurately reflect the diversity of Lolcows in the USA?

Answers: 5

Views: 504

Dec 15, 2020

AMHOLIO

What is the Onionfarms?

Answers: 9

Views: 3K

Dec 15, 2020

Sneakywombat666

How many grandmas have you killed?

Answers: 13

Views: 768

Dec 14, 2020

naught sock account 1

My Cat bit my penis.

Answers: 9

Views: 678

Dec 13, 2020

️ronic

Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?

Answers: 8

Views: 584

Dec 13, 2020

Wallace

Have you ever had a dream that...

Answers: 1

Views: 535

Dec 13, 2020

️ronic

How does modern sonar deal with the deep scattering layer?

A serious question for once.

Answers: 1

Views: 364

Dec 12, 2020

LateNightMuffin

Wait... Explain this to me

Answers: 2

Views: 529

Dec 12, 2020

Colonel Collateral

Can someone explain the sexual thrill behind being shackled to the stove with the burners full on while someone chucks tomatoes at you?

Answers: 7

Views: 556

Dec 12, 2020

Sriracha

Help with baking.

I'm looking to bake some cookies.

Answers: 3

Views: 380

Dec 12, 2020

MemeGrey

Which Bakemonogatari girl is best girl

Answers: 7

Views: 589

Dec 11, 2020

JEB!

S

Jodi Arias thread

Answers: 1

Views: 889

Dec 11, 2020

MrJokerRager

T

Could People With Tourettes Syndrome Work In Churches?

Answers: 3

Views: 422

Dec 11, 2020

latter day taint

should i take the covid vaccine?

Answers: 5

Views: 848

Dec 11, 2020

Takodachi

Will your eye get infected if you accidentally get cum in it?

Answers: 5

Views: 427

Dec 11, 2020

Mr. Skeltal

Why do jobs make you do work when there's no work

Answers: 4

Views: 495

Dec 11, 2020

Mr. Skeltal

What book(s) should I read in 2021?

Answers: 3

Views: 399

Dec 11, 2020

MrJokerRager

Best monkie?

Answers: 18

Views: 849

Dec 11, 2020

Mr. Skeltal

how do i set up the scoo

Answers: 1

Views: 308

Dec 10, 2020

Qreirangers

Q

Do you play quake? (Why are arena fps dead? if the first question is too offtopic)

Answers: 2

Views: 361

Dec 10, 2020

Qreirangers

Q

What is wrong with Null?

Answers: 14

Views: 2K

Dec 10, 2020

Bad Gateway

Could Jesus eat a soggy, lukewarm burrito without being disgusted?

Answers: 4

Views: 413

Dec 10, 2020

naught sock account 1

When the Ghost of Null mentions a user, does the user get alerted?

Answers: 2

Views: 538

Dec 10, 2020

naught sock account 1

How do I build a metal gear and nuke people I dont like?

Answers: 9

Views: 682

Dec 10, 2020

AMHOLIO

Why are a bunch of avatars all glitchy

Answers: 1

Views: 346

Dec 9, 2020

Wish I knew

ok i don't wanna get political or anything

Answers: 3

Views: 388

Dec 9, 2020

Driftwood

D

If you led a coalition government what would that coalition look like?

...

Answers: 4

Views: 347

Dec 9, 2020

Niggaplease

Is lasagna a cake?

If a hot dog is a taco then...

Answers: 3

Views: 354

Dec 9, 2020

MemeGrey

T

What would life be like if cum was white instead of red?

Answers: 4

Views: 470

Dec 9, 2020

Long Tongue Silver

Whats the difference between "What's New" and "New posts"

Answers: 1

Views: 400

Dec 9, 2020

Jah Hates Kaffirs

Are You Smarter Than A 6th Grader?

Answers: 11

Views: 660

Dec 8, 2020

Pissmaster

Strongest wizard???

Answers: 13

Views: 841

Dec 8, 2020

WinchesterPremium

How do you trick people into liking you?

Answers: 16

Views: 779

Dec 8, 2020

Crankenstein

hey can anyone read my story

Answers: 6

Views: 486

Dec 8, 2020

Crankenstein

What would've happened if

Answers: 1

Views: 253

Dec 8, 2020

LurkTrawl

If you were Joe Biden, what would you be doing right now?

2

Answers: 20

Views: 1K

Dec 8, 2020

2020chan

F

Should I become fluent in Japanese soley to watch the Parappa anime?

Answers: 2

Views: 528

Dec 8, 2020

Driftwood

D

Do lesbians really scissor?

Answers: 18

Views: 1K

Dec 8, 2020

Snusmumriken

Why does this exist?

Answers: 4

Views: 466

Dec 8, 2020

Sped Xing

Would you rather have an amazing life and die in 10 years or live a grueling life and die at 90?

Answers: 6

Views: 388

Dec 7, 2020

MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin

D

Why was the wheel not used by New Worlders?

Answers: 3

Views: 408

Dec 7, 2020

Analog Devolved

What video sharing site is not pozzed?

Answers: 2

Views: 578

Dec 7, 2020

NoSpiceLife

N

What are your predictions for 2021?

2

Answers: 22

Views: 1K

Dec 7, 2020

Quantum Diabetes

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