Jew repellent?

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'm not sure why but I've had Hebrew day school boys getting into my shed and making a mess. I find foreskins, empty jars of gefiltefish, yarmulkes and shit everywhere.
I catch them, blasting Rammstein while chasing them and they run off, giggling and just are back at it again the next day.
What do bros

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Hire Jared Kushner with a couple of the sacks of Jewgold you find around the shed, and have him lead them away from your shed with promises of lox and dreidels. I've hired him before, it's some Pied Piper type shit. If that doesn't work, just tell them to leave. When they ask why, tell them that AIPAC said so.

 

[Honk Hill]

Put a wooden door on your shed and gas them with sweet lady propane.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Coat your shed with a thin layer of bacon grease and hang a sign on the door saying "EVERY DAY IS SATURDAY HERE, YOU CAN'T ENTER".

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

Put their bucket of lamb blood in Temple Mount, that way, if they try to retrieve it they'll be shot by Hila Klein.

 

[Ramborambo]

"I would recommend either a 9mm or a .45"

Edit: apparently I can't spell recommend correctly.

 

[Rungle]

get an exorcist and a baby foreskin.
get the exorcist to bless the foreskin.
wait for jews to appear.
one tries to touch it and his hand evaporates into nothingness.
the other jews see this and tell the other jews about foreskins laced with holy water.
never have a jew problem again at your place