- Joined
- Nov 26, 2023
What?
Furfag registers for an account, posts a request to go after some other Furfag, they are then, ironically themselves usually phonebooked.But Why Does This Keep Happening and Why Do They Come Here?
Whenever the farms recieves any mention, it's treated like the Death Note of the internet. We kill trannies doncha know. Now imagine the kinda of people that'd not only believe that, but if everything said was true, would weaponize that.Examples of spikes in Furries joining: 4chan going down, furaffinity gets hacked and then redirecting to the farms, Keffal's and the #dropkiwifarms faggotry and mostly recently that AMC zoophile doc.
But What About The Warning When Creating An Account?
LOL, LMAO.A Small Sampling of Said Exceptional Individuals
"Larry, Curly and Moe"
Timeline of Furfag Personal Army Requests
(Please feel free to DM me anything i'm missing or just post it in this thread}03/15/2023 @Jackski would post this PA request thread, would be phonebooked By @GaryGray, as Neil Fox, Autistic, disabled, gay, "She/Her", failed radio and podcast host with presidential aspirations.
10/31/2023 @erickfox would join the farms, after failing to find a superhacker elswhere. He'd then post a PA request in the BlueFolf thread targeting ValidLs, a twitter gimmick account, for posting nudes (specifically folfs), while having kids following the account. He would then do the exact same thing a day later. He would then fedpost and get into arguments with various users. Eventually he'd get his own thread
08/20/2024 Furaffinity gets hacked to redirect to the farms. Alot of furries join with bad opsec but as far as I know, no PA requests.
06/15/2025 @Error_1296/Dalton James Robinson would join the Farms then create this PA request, trying to protect "women" only spaces in Overwatch 2 from "fake" transwomen. Would be phonebooked here.
06/24/2025 @voidkat420 would join the farms, then create this thread about a furry who makes Animal Crossing porn. A youtube account named Voidkat420 was found , he would deny it was him and prove it by providing his X and instagram account. @Spectate would then find his "NSFW spanking roleplays with Tom Nook AI chat bots, where Tom Nook's children walk in on him mid cock-sucking" and him talking about having just turned 15. The rest of his phonebooking here. Banned for being underage
07/25/2025 @the anonymous Hatchet aka Raymond Rey Quiles would post a Google Doc and PA request, his fursonna would be found by @#FF0000, a full phonebooking by @Rux would happen 5 hours later. All of this would be moved the next day to his newly created thread
08/12/2025 @whitehleb would create a PA request thread about some Russian furry,
08/20/2025 @ILoveNitazenes would create a PA request thread about some Canadian furry
08/23/2025 @Meatballbuster would post a PA request in prospering grounds, would be phonebooked by @Spectate in 56 minutes, the current speedrun record
08/25/2025 @AntiFursAreBad would create 2 PA request threads 1 2 He would get phonebooked hours later by @Rux
08/25/2025 @bezibank posts in this thread, then creates a Mass Debate thread in Proving Grounds defending Dyno (another PA request furry), He would admit to being a "recovering zoophile" and then would subsequently be banned. This is the only time i'll mention Dyno until I have something both concrete and interesting and/or funny because right now, it seems retarded and boring.
(Dis)honarable Mentions
Doesn't quite fit the criteria, but still deserve a mention@Claudio Hernández Castañeda
I'll keep this short and sweet. Here's a link to his thread which, for a brief period was one of the most active and growing threads on the site. Joined to white knight for Synthetic Man, he would shit up various threads and mildly annoy users, Things would come to a head when he posted 2 pa requests 1 2 . @Spectate would post his phonebooking in The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame in response. 2 days later Spectate would create his dedicated thread. Well worth a read.
@Shadeamous
2 months after joining, he would create this thread complaining about his twitter account being suspended. He had not read the account signup warning and had used the same username he used everywhere else 1 2. Would fuck off shortly after, but not before posting this
@ElbowGrease6437
Frequently necroposted and would be gross and weird. Posted this PA request. Banned for posting CP.
@Peppermint Swirl
After signing up, would immediately go to the Ruben Sim Derangement thread with the intention of "exposing Ruben Sim". He made the classic mistake of using the same name for his KF account as his name on various other websites. Thread
In Conclusion
We are not your personal army. Doing this only draws the eye of Sauron upon yourself.
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