random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Pee Cola]

On Russell Greer and his lifelong quest to have him his penis sucked:

God is simply an obstacle between Russell and his whores

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Thanks for not reading my post, retard.

How do you fuckers keep getting banned in sillier and sillier ways lol, is there some kind of retarded competition going on between everyone?!?!

This guy is either an unhinged schizoprenic or one of the greatest philosophical minds of our time (but also an unhinged schizophrenic).

Disclaimer: I am not a financial advisor, nor do I play one on TV. Do your own research. If you follow my advice and lose money, you're the gullible retard, not me.

Kiwifarms is basically a millennial hate forum. I am an Uncle Ruckus to my people.

 

[frozen_runner]

Is it ok to watch slop if you pirate it?

...Does anyone know of a browser extension to automatically delete the word 'allegedly'?

Oh yeah, I always forget I'm autistic, so I just say whatever I'm thinking.

GO AWAY, LEAVE ME AND MY FROZEN TUNDRA ALONE.

Sorry the white man is so good at war

>Steam Machine announced
>2-hour war
>null says "unforeseen consequences"

Half-Life 3 confirmed?

Reggeaton is a product of uncontrolled nigger behavior.

The greatest rift in the West is those who read/watched LOTR and became Christians with guns, and those who read/watched Harry Potter and became pansexual Wiccans.

I don’t know guys, has the Indian hate peaked? Everyone is doing it now, liberals, conservatives, even trannies and niggers. Is it becoming too saturated now, is jeet hate getting kinda stale and cringey as a meme?

Have we gone corporate?

 

[Oliver Onions]

(200rpm is the practical limit for most human penises)

 

[Mound Dweller]

They've invented a hammer proof zoomer capable of running over Puerto Ricans with no consequences and whose dick is immune to viagra.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I don't know how modern old blues music counts as, but there used to be a theme of "I did stupid shit and now my life sucks because of the consequences". They should bring that back.

He can’t even win an argument against an Indian spam account responding with one word answers and refusing to answer his questions because he can’t defend any of the positions he takes without resorting to the same tactic but with 200x more seething.

Sometimes prayers are answered with “no.”

Damn, with enough filters and makeup plus the perfect camera angle I guess you really can polish a turd.

It's almost like it's a good idea to communicate with your intimate partner before you put him/her in a vulnerable situation.

But then the trannies can't break your boundaries and get off to it.

 

[DickMain]

Worst case scenario, we can set up a Taco Help Call Center in Mexico and Americans can call it for taco technical support.

 

[Dr. Butt]

This child is child how child you've child chosen child to child end child your child life child child

 

[Aunt Carol]

The trannies yearn for the minors.

I knew she trooned out for Dahmer.

As a dumb retard I should be allowed to dumbrate my own posts. As a schizo I should be allowed to disagree rate my own posts.

LEAVE MY CAT OUT OF THIS.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Which is impossible as there are just 720 minutes in 12 hours, who the fuck lasts less than a minute and where the fuck she found 1000 of them? or was she tag teamed the whole time?

Kill yourself, you filthy Santa denier.

Even in the US, you can sue your doctor for wrecking your body but surely not your sex life?

Oh, ok. Who was the one that required anus surgery?

It was the most aggressively wholesome thing I've ever seen.

The pic reminded me of when Alex Hogendorp got halal'd and everyone found his deranged gooner anime OC's all of whom had multiple disabilities due to his fetishes, someone photoshopped/used AI to make his OCs looking happy and totally healthy, to which Alex started seething that they were now, "Trump loving Christians", which prompted pictures to be made of Jesus with his OCs, and them as nuns.

"100 guys in my ass in one day"

100% true. There is this old meth head that comes into my store a lot. He used to be a drummer in a band in the late 80s and the 90s. wearing chains and tight leather and all that gay shit.

last drug bender he went on mind broke him and now he is a tranny. walks around with eyeliner and painted nails in womens clothes all the while with a beard.

Basically they're on roids and roids make you gay.

he seems alright, but his wife is like Mexican, so idk

Trans fight club would also be an aces reality show. In the left corner, we've got Samson from the Bone Temple but he's wearing butterfly clips. In the right corner, we've got a 5"1', 135 lb middle-school art teacher who cries when you talk too loud. Ding ding ding.

It's not fascism when brown people do it.

Die and go to fantasy land where you can be a gay furry or a twink anthropomorphic plank of wood. Don't worry, there's no Hitler! But there is sex trafficking and classism and pain for some reason.

Should I ask how old she is before saying she's kind of cute?

He's less than perfect with his writing and loves bestiality a little too much but

In every way except genetically, he is a Turk.

God this is so gay. Even in his "apology" he acts as if he's some kind of a powerful figure instead of a drunk retard with an obscure youtube channel. "I shouldn't have this level of RAAAAAAWWWWWWW POWAAAAAAAAAAH!" Nigger your power starts and ends with being able to sic a couple dozen seething redditors on someone's DMs, the only reactions you can elicit in anyone who isn't a gay faggot like yourself is mild confusion and laughter.

In this case, PTSD means Pig Tits Sodomy Disease.

This is the equivalent of a bunch of furries sitting around discussing whether or not they should disclose to their romantic partners that they're not actually animals.

 

[Breadbear]

You rate me dumb because the devil is a liar.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I like your posts. Just because I call you a nigger today doesn't mean you will be one tomorrow.

 

[Speedrunner]

I want race verification so I can exclusively game with real live Chinamen and blacks.

 

[Laburnum]

When I said "I got married”, I thought the moment you get married is when you essentially agreed to get married. But I then realized it wasn't

 

[indomitable snowman]

Based and beanpilled.

Star Wars sucks. I only read quality sci-fi that is written by Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Why not min max your body? Why not hit yourself in the face a little?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Simplicity doesn't appeal to the man who is unable to accept the existence of a brick building without there being some sort of supernatural plot behind its creation that spans millennia back before man even drew his first breath.

I really hope your getting paid to post here because the alternative is honestly too sad to contemplate

I briefly misread solar as "soda." Soda-powered cars.

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Learn some sea shanties, sing them as loud as you can while pissing, berate them as a nancy boy for not joining the chorus.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"Where we're going, we don't need toads."

Obviously the Pyramids were built using bigass fusion powered mechs with fricken laser beams on their heads.

I have a PhD in feminist slam poetry so I'm qualified to explain her poetry.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

What the fuck is wrong with you dude. A woman is DEAD and you're talking about the filibuster. Who gives a FUCK. ICE is going door to door splattering lib brains with frangible ammunition and you're fixated on the filibuster. Get your shit together. You're a doomtroll. Here's how you do it.

Dems are gonna sweep the elections in 2026 off this unhinged violence and it will only get worse in 28. They will never forget Trump's campaign of gestapo violence. We'll be put in cattle cars. Our final shitposts will be muttered through clenched teeth as we face the wall in Treblinka 2.0 somewhere deep in a DC swamp. It's over.

Now that's a Fatpacks post. See the difference? I know you can do this champ. Buck up and get back in the game. Don't let the team down again