random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The First Fag]

It's literally a LOAD BEARING SLUR

 

[PhoBingas]

Abortion and sticking your dick inside a corpse have nothing in common.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Maybe we should just put me in charge for a while. I guarantee you it will be something you've never experienced before.

Well, at least in the United States.

gamete-filled piping bags who've managed to mimic human speech

Bullying works!

There’s not too many stripes of Christianity that’ll rubber stamp this particular infraction

 

[Gentlebastard]

I want to thank whomever featured the gordian knot dickless dick. Truly a marvelous feature.

Those Temu gym shorts really accentuate his penis.

Are they just pretending to be retarded or are they retarded? How the fuck do they think we got the pictures? By going into their room and taking pictures of them because we live in their walls? (We do, check 'em.)

I’m flabbergasted at his shirt where we get to see his layers because he won’t fucking buy a shirt that is the right size.

 

[Mound Dweller]

He dropped the whole islam shtick immediately after. He still had nothing but positive stuff to say about ISIS

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

In my dream I’m having sex. She was Asian and making Asian sounds. I am shocked awake when I remember that this is not real, I am not having sex, in reality, I am humping the cold hard floor at Narita International Airport.

 

[Hitman One]

Oh, ok. Who was the one that required anus surgery?

 

[RomanianSchizo]

god just imagine the size of the model train setup Nicki Minaj must have hidden away if this is true.

I'm not autistic, I'm just dummy thicc

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

KiwiFarms is kinda the digital equivalent of Slab City

 

[Dr. Butt]

Fuck trying to get pussy, he needs to kill himself immediately.

 

[Gentlebastard]

For reasons known only to Allah, Pig of Man is rage oinking in response to xeets from two years ago....again

He is the most dangerous kind of retard, an evil retard.

I think he's trying to mimic the Transatlantic accent, but only manages to sound like a total fag.

Who among us is without sin? Who among us is not content to scrawl a death threat in the boys' restroom or resort to endless lawsuits when we don't get us our penis sucked?

Semper fudge.

The first time I changed planes in Cincinnati, I wanted to nuke it. How dare anything be that flat and featureless? What kind of degenerate gets to -that- and unhitches their wagon?

As long as we still remember and believe, the tranch will continue to live on and kill alpacas with starvation and neglect in our hearts.

I envy the Sentinelese.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

You rate me dumb because I speak the truth. You rate me dumb because the devil is a liar.

 

[fitty tucker]

Why exactly is Mem’s continued existence worth more than a new pair of pants or a seasonal milkshake?

her ME/CFS is so bad she had to get married at home while lying down.

 

[Gregis]

You start with the HIV that is mass immigration, folks, and before you know it, your country has Somali Business AIDS, and it's full blown.

 

[Chromeo]

I think AI should go back to telling people how to kill themselves.

Look in your mirror nana. No, get the cloth, now some spray, bit of hot water. Wipe it properly, no not like that. Fuck it, give it here you sped.
Okay now look in your mirror.

Look when you're still constipated in both buttholes you've gotta get creative.

"I Have No Vagina and I Must Scream"

are you calling out the fujoshi community for racism

"yo man how do we write seuss dialogue"
"idk write a super polite ned flanders mad scientist type deal"
"but I can't really get it to rhyme"
"that's not important"

bix noodians making ghetto pisghetti with lean sauce and tube beef

 

[Laburnum]

listen up it's hard to go to the gym when you got unmanaged schizophrenia

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I stopped clicking on forum links after finding that "sex dolls enthusiasts" forum

But Kaiiiser!
It has to be exactly at 8 o'clock!

their schlickfic has the billionaire werewolf protagonist spending all day nonconning with his “curvy” lover

Jew or dago or generic NYC fungus.

Having a discussion with my younger brother, who just started playing P5R, about how the music in the P5 intro is superior to P5R's. I am this close to just driving over to his place and beating his ass

I'm kind of morbidly fascinated by this man's decision to keep his pubic hair.

You'd think someone so devoted to his DIY surgical abomination would want to show it off not obscure it.

as long as they're above age, human & didn't die on camera then go for it fuckin pull ya dick till it falls off

There isn't a moral to this story.

I'm sure the motivations are diverse

*nods towards you lizardfully*

I'd agree that's for the best, but I'd feel bad for the coroner who'd have to look at that.

But the bitch who takes pictures of French Fries is martyring herself for the craft I gues

he owned a vintage Hitler

This video reminds me of when I worked at a Bagel Shop in my late teens and this crack head black guy came in off the street hallucinating spiders and spent 10 minutes trying to show me how to "properly" sweep the floor until my boss bribed him with a bagel to leave.

Fuck, now I want to go rustle some horses

The huge complex hairdos on african american women, 5 layers, 6000 curls, 4
sprouting areas, 200 dangling bits, 6000 beads, air conditioning and enough
hairspray in it that it wouldn't move if Hurricane George hit it.

I don't remember anything about how I did this,
other than you have to have a sugar thermometer, and a normal one, or else you'll fuck it right up

Put raw tomato on pizza until you get accustomed to their terrible texture. After that you can enjoy it anywhere. It requires a high IQ and extreme self discipline to properly enjoy tomato.

Chlorophyll-pigmented fronds typed this post.

 

[AnOminous]

You were in the process of unsuccessfully spiraling out of his life like the shooting star of worthless dog vomit that you are.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

One defendant was sentenced to six months in prison, while eight were handed suspended sentences between four and eight months. All 10 were mandated to attend cyberbullying awareness training.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

I'm a retard and I love Linux.

There was obviously no penis, so I concede she’s not a Reddit user.