random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[indomitable snowman]

Your moons:

• Small
• Invisible
• Not a sphere

My moon:

• Large
• Spherical
• Visible to the naked eye
• Possibly a soul-catcher?

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

I guess their murrsuits aren't adapted to rain or snow.

 

[Tablet County]

If Shane had a baby Groot, he'd have a story about cruel bullies shoving it up his ass in 2nd grade.

>How can I make this discussion about interracial sex?

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

You know Benadryl is actually an anti histrionic.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Should I just kill myself? Will that help me atone for the sin of being born in the mid 90s?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

She wasn't a tranny, though, she was just Iranian.

It makes you think... that barista who served you coffee, or that nice woman that you skip ahead on line at the grocery store could be coomers wearing a buttplug, and you'll never even know it...

The buttplug railgun

I'm a faggot and my ass is flat as a board

I have no idea what it's like to have a foreskin and I'm not interested in that debate.

Triple posting and talking about fondling small breasts isn't beating the jeet allegations bro.

this is literally a vagina thread my guy

What color are your wife's nipples?

fuck you, I’m going to enjoy my remaining years with my prostate

No offense, but I'm pretty sure the giant penis graffiti on dudes faces wasn't intended as a compliment.

Hulk, you do realize that I'm a chemist.

as an israeli-russian terminally online zoomer NEET

If we're terrorists were definitely the most autistic the world has ever seen. Muslims got the prophet Muhammad. All we got was a man child who diddled a Snorlaxs as our God.

whether your balls are male or female.

I remember one time he posted himself naked on Twitter and his daughter was like Dad what the fuck? Lol

AI generated naked pics are going to become a cancer around here, arent they.

Came here to say nigger, but apparently it’s a fucking bible study group.

since finger tips have a high concentration of nerves just like the penal gland does.

I don't know if I believe that. Do you promise your phone+computer isn't filled to the brim with images of chubby mormon hands?

Damn, I thought people would be discussing @BrunoMattei but instead it's just more gay shit.

DON'T GO TO THIS TWITTER PAGE!!!!!!! IT'S ALL MAN ASS!!!!!!

Listen I'm antisemitic too, but do you really think schizophrenia doesn't exist?

No amount of talk therapy could make me want to suck a dick, so I don't see how talk therapy could make someone not want to suck a dick if that's what they're into.

Are you supposed to fuck the dishwasher or not? Why can't we make up our minds on this?

You worked at an ass factory? What asses did you make?

Jesus Christ did not willingly take up the Cross, suffer and die for our sins and rise again on the third day so Candace Owens could own the libs on Twitter.

Tbf I had nearly those exact pants. As a grunge-listening lesbian teenager in the 90s.

I never thought Rescue Rangers and Danganronpa would have something in common, but there ya go.

I don't want to be part of the same website as mentally damaged people obsessed with nigger cock

 

[neger psykolog]

I notice you don't have a 24/7 livestreaming colonoscopy cam, clearly this signals that you are gay and want to hide all the cocks you ride.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

dead, but still flatulent

She didn't even go to that paranormal event at the library in the end. I guess she has ghosts at home.

Hell - if I was in walking distance to an event like this I would probably go for funsies and I'm not even horny for ghosts.

just made to be one of those people who drift from and enshittify small community after small community. She's like a swarm of locusts, but fatter.

That poor little Naked shake has no idea what it’s getting in to.

Is said lingerie a lace car cover for those weirdos that are sexually attracted to Nissans?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Since there is now an active cyberstalking investigation, i will no longer engage anybody on either board in public beyond ratings emojis. anybody wishing to communicate may contact me in DM .

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

attracts people who love the idea of an endless conveyor belt of cheese

You're gonna need a BIG love stick

I have never been diagnosed with or accused of autism, but it does still bother me that Wacky Mac contains four different noodle shapes.

Imagine filtering your entire worldview and sense of history through a lens of buttfucking.

But that's what makes it wacky!!

I would use my favorite (and somewhat rare these days) Paranormal Anthropomorphic Lizard - but I don't want to take it out of its original dildoshop packaging

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Null has discovered the modern state of Dungeons & Dragons

He's the Sonic to my Robotnik. I just can't catch him.

SPLC is DOA at FBI

I wonder if I can trick twitter into believing bioshock is Zionist.

Go forth and destroy, my bald jewish supersoldier. Do not disappoint.

Spoiler: Extra

Welcome to the age of assholes. (This is literally the backstory of Warhammer 40k.)

 

[Dr. Butt]

Is this dude seriously trying to tell the court he was arrested for asking for a hot pizza?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I was not informed that there was a practice phase of being a person. How do I know when I'm done practicing.

Technically he is all of those things. He just leaves off the word "failed".

"I know God isn't real because it wouldn't make sense for him to be this cruel to some completely random person on Earth like me. (I am an autistic, ADHD, and OCD bisexual trans woman anime fan and furry.)"

P.T. Barnum must be laughing his fucking ass off watching this shit from whichever afterlife he occupies.

 

[Tablet County]

Oh baby, say it slower and in comic sans.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Don't presume to speak for my anus!

 

[Ken Barlow]

Or how about stop bitching? Ever consider that?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Today I will be signing an Executive Order reclassifying Sicilians as White and declassifying them as aquatic mammals.
This was not an easy decision to make.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I don’t see how you’re able to kill yourself by monorail in “the happiest place on Earth”

 

[Aunt Carol]

No matter your faith, Jack exists to test it.

He was incredibly talented and intelligent and just the right level of autistic where he was still social enough.

If I say an electric drill is "my embodiment", am I entitled to put it in you?

Drunk Chipmunk & I are in Beauty Parlor, Kiwi Farms right now. I earned this trip through Null, Slobbermutt is so faith(ful) to me!

my dad splooged on his new Orbid Jupiters.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Can't help but feel their time would be better spent on usenet.