random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Maybe they have an unwashed skinhead genderblob quota to fill.

 

[Betonhaus]

Yes I use light mode, kill yourself

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Time is a retarded circle.

 

[Dr. Butt]

That's the Parole Witch.

 

[Laburnum]

When you have two Xanax in your mouth and pounding a third into sand I would say we're fucked.

 

[Big Lenny]

armenians are hairy, greasy, swindling, double dealing, low IQ, caveman brained, slack jawed, pot bellied, armani exchange wearing, bmw driving,
hookah smoking, pointy shoe walking, unibrow toting, yak herding, mud hut dwelling, conmanning, hook nosed,
mafia wanna-be-ing, italian impersonating, greek imitating, upside down Js and Qs alphabet having, mush mouth Caucasus Mountains language speaking,
post soviet nostalgia-ing, commie in the sheets-moneychanger in the streets, "we wuz the first christian nation"ing, no good, subhuman RATS.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I didn't know it could get gayer than sweaty men in speedos touching up on each other

Would. And so would most of you.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

AI Generated foot fetish furry porn" is a term they would have burnt Crusader Cat at the stake over when the Crusades were happening.

Doesn't the Bible have a part about sex with animals being a stone-able no-no?

It forbids faggotry too, but we see how well that's turned out so far.

 

[Cnidarian]

id be bitchin about [manna] and die in one of god's punishments probably

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

Someone tried to stir the e621.net community by creating alt accounts, spamming sets and supporting communism

I don't have to shower because I'm trans

The cheek clapping that got posted was a bridge too far and we seriously dropped the ball.

 

[Snusmumriken]

but now that you know
im just saying
im into diapers
but like
i cant help the pissing stuff
ok thankyou

—Nicole D’Amore

 

[Dr. Butt]

what an uncanny tranny.

 

[Law]

My money is on that he's been up for a few days, is in a psychosis, is irrationally conflating things and having paranoid delusions. I'm excited to see where this goes.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

i joined late and got to hear how fat she is

 

[Tablet County]

Another abortion pie, bold choice Anus.

 

[Computer God Autism]

It's so fucking over. He's listening to Anime Women stealing ideas from Niggers so backwards they burned a continent into a desert.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Canada is not a real country.

Minimize effort, minimize urine-food contact: this is basic party planning, guys.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Car marketing has deeply penetrated your butthole

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I looked at my penis, saw the curve, and thought “partition.”

 

[Uncle Buck]

Time is a retarded circle.