Piss Towels and a embarrassing personal story - Taken from the A&N Tea App controversy

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smartypants302 said:
I was inspired by @Vapid_Idiot who started it on the user profile but the word count for replies was small and i could not fit in all the dialog, so I'm going redo it here.
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Again, as an avid Seinfeld fan....THEY DONT USE THE WORD PISS IN SEINFELD THAT OFTEN. They use the word Pee. It would be a PEE TOWEL. It was my PEE TOWEL, Jerry!!!! They had an entire episode about Poppy peeing on the couch. They said Pee the entire time. In fact they might've had a pee towel in that episode. IT WAS PEE. NOT PISS. STOP USING PISS IN THESE AI THINGS.

PhoBingas said:
Now would it be a George or Kramer episode? Maybe a wildcard and it's a Jerry episode.
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If it starts as a George episode, its a George and Jerry episode. Jerry would probably chastise him for choosing the towel. Then it would end with Jerry choosing the towel. Kramer would be sprinkled in and have a line about how his towel is multi-purpose. They'll call it sacrilege. Elaine will say they're all gross.

Also the post end title screen will have Elaine accidentally using Jerry's towel, saying "Hey Jerry this towel smells funny" before putting two and two together before puking on his floor and Kramer comes in and says "Well at least she already has a towel."
 
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Kofi Drinka said:
what are you talking about? This has nothing to do with anything I said.

When men pee they naturally retract the foreskin around the back of the head. Think of an acorn. Pee then goes from the tip into the toilet. It may go in a random direction first off but once your pee hole is opened it goes straight. When you're done peeing you shake it once or twice to get the last drop off the tip. Then if you did catch the seat you wipe it off with tissue. Your foreskin never touches the pee, it's not how peeing with a foreskin works. This is something all intact men know because they've always peed the same way and always needed to retract if it's not naturally retracted (foreskin only covers the penis head fully when it's at it's smallest). It makes no sense to any one with a penis to need to wipe the foreskin. It only makes sense that a woman making up a story about how dirty a man is would take female's needing to wipe and applying it to men.
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This is up for debate, depending on the length of the given man's foreskin. A lot of anatomy and human sexuality textbooks display an intact erection with half of the damn mushroom out of the wrap, but in my experience it can take intentional rolling back the skin or surrounded penetration to expose that much of the glans. Not all intact dicks will peek out the meat at the slightest amount of turgidity. On top of this, it's difficult to urinate with an erection, and most times men urinate it will be "at their smallest" or near it (hence, tip fully covered with foreskin if they're intact).

Having a foreskin often carries the risk of it holding a few drops of piss, men with foreskin do often need to wipe afterwards (if toilet paper is available and they're not just at a urinal) and stand-pissing into a sit down toilet can often be messy/inaccurate for foreskin owners.

I guess when I analyze it, as disgusting as the concept is, and though I'd personally rather just take 10 seconds and pick moist toilet paper lint off the tip of my dong... the piss towel makes sense.
 
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I feel like Kramer's involvement in a pee towel episode would be something like at the end he shows up with his hot new girlfriend and tells Costanza, "Well you see, George, that's your problem. You gotta use some discernment picking your ladies! Maria's from Slovakia, and we've never had any problems with the pee towel. She tells me it's weird over there for a guy NOT to have a pee towel!" *Kramer sees Costanza's pee towel, has a classic Kramer seizure* "Okay, maybe they don't have pee towels like THAT."
 
Party Hat Wurmple said:
Again, as an avid Seinfeld fan....THEY DONT USE THE WORD PISS IN SEINFELD THAT OFTEN. They use the word Pee. It would be a PEE TOWEL. It was my PEE TOWEL, Jerry!!!! They had an entire episode about Poppy peeing on the couch. They said Pee the entire time. In fact they might've had a pee towel in that episode. IT WAS PEE. NOT PISS. STOP USING PISS IN THESE AI THINGS.
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I know that they would of not mentioned piss in the show and pee instead but the original story placed so much emphasis on using Piss towel this and piss towel that, even when defending it.
 
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draggs said:
I feel like Kramer's involvement in a pee towel episode would be something like at the end he shows up with his hot new girlfriend and tells Costanza, "Well you see, George, that's your problem. You gotta use some discernment picking your ladies! Maria's from Slovakia, and we've never had any problems with the pee towel. She tells me it's weird over there for a guy NOT to have a pee towel!" *Kramer sees Costanza's pee towel, has a classic Kramer seizure* "Okay, maybe they don't have pee towels like THAT."
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I see George overhearing about Elaine and Jerry discussing it as something causing Elaine to have a breakup. Then George gets the idea to try to use his own pee towel as a way of getting rid of a new girlfriend who is trying to get serious (a la Susan). But then she see's it, smells it deeply and then just washes it and hand sit back to him. He gets the ick, that she didn't get the ick and it bothers him. The relationship continues, to George's dismay.

Kramer is somehow at a laundry mat, stumbling around trying to wash a full load of piss towels while some asian owner glares at him. Shenanigans follow!
 
The Morning Visitor said:
I guess when I analyze it, as disgusting as the concept is, and though I'd personally rather just take 10 seconds and pick moist toilet paper lint off the tip of my dong... the piss towel makes sense.
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If you don't mind picking tissue paper off your mushroom then you might do that. But I don't think it's common for men to wipe their dicks after they pee. You don't have to fully retract it to keep it clean.

Is this going to turn into a foreskin removal debate? Where women tell us it's cleaner to cut up a penis? You have 0.3% less chance of an infection if you lose the most sensitive part of your genitals! Stop us having to teach our sons how to wash as children and start butchering kids!

Using AI to make piss towel images is funny. Remember they can be tracked back to your accounts if you're using the discord ones. It can get you doxed.
 
Party Hat Wurmple said:
STOP USING PISS IN THESE AI THINGS.
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RNTard said:
So just totally done with this conversation I've left it for house yet you moids just want to keep beating this dead horse, no I don't have kids and yes i respect the incredibly brave suffragettes and women who fought for all the rights we have today, public bathrooms for women just didn't exist, effectively confining women to the house even when we earned the right to leave the home in the early 19th century, you don't know just how far women have come, and still how far we still need to progress to truly achieve equality, the moid mind is devoid of any awareness of others struggles other then of his own dick.
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Before the 19th century, public bathrooms didn't exist, period. People just pissed on the side of the street or wherever. It didn't exclude women from public life in the slightest.

See this medieval painting of a fair:
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This 17th century Rembrandt sketch shows how women dealt with bodily needs when out and about their daily lives:
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There was a brief period in the increasingly sanitation-conscious Victorian era where pissing in public was seen as shameful and uncouth, but women's toilets weren't being built. It's a span of about 25 years in the entire scope of human history. But before the 19th century? You would have hiked up your skirts and pissed on the ground, and nobody would have thought much of it.

Thanks to a man inventing the toilet and men building public bathrooms and public sanitation systems, you don't have to do that any more. Thanks, fellas!
 
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The Hardest R said:
This thread has less to do with piss towels and more about a foid who attempted to dunk on moids and got dunked on by everyone instead.
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It's way more fun to pretend this story is 100% accurate as posted and some adult man/woman actually having this interaction in real life over a piss soaked towel. Realistically I think this was a woman who was either enraged and bitter by the Teaspill incident, suggesting the negative stereotypes of single women are far more accurate than she'd like or was full on engaging in the in app herself and got blown out of the water when people saw how much editing was done to her online presented identity vs a realistic drivers license, or just was told she was less than a 5/10 or something. This is all just theory I really have no answer to any of this and frankly having being paying that much attention.


The Morning Visitor said:
This is up for debate,
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It really is all up for debate. Imho unless you jump in the shower right after taking a piss it's like shutting off a garden hose at the valve 15 feet away from the hose end, there's going to be 2-3 drops somewhere in there. I have no idea what it's like to have a foreskin and I'm not interested in that debate. The residual piss depends on the angle standing/laying down in hospital bed hint* hint* or if you're wearing some form fitting underwear like boxer briefs. Realistically there has never been a moment a folded piece of toilet paper could not catch the last few drops or just counting to 3 giving it a shake. Beyond that it's time to see a Doctor.

TP sticking to his dick he says? IDK WTF he's doing but doesn't sound realistic in the least to me. If the story is 50% accurate that very might have been his post coitus cleanup towel she found snooping where she was asked not too. The towel I will neither confirm nor deny exists men designate to have to wipe vag residual materials/cum off their dicks immediately after having sex then throw away or throw in the washer solo immediately on the aggressive settings. Or so the legend goes....

Ultimately the story with such unrealistic detail makes no sense to me, making me think OP is some schizo/autist enraged by Teaspill on a personal level and they're either trolling or outed themselves anger getting the btter of them. I'm here for comedy factor so I reallly dont care either way.

I won't go into conspiracies, I'll say 3rd wave feminism has fucked us all to the point where 3 million people thought Tea was a good idea and the previous failures of similar concepts was not to be taken into consideration. This online anonymous dating scorned partner shit always turns into trainwreck some way some how. For the life of me I cannot find the video I'm looking for, a black man is livestreaming holding what appears to be his ex GF at gunpoint threatening her life and possibly the life of her son after she went on facebook or something and dumped a gallon of false "tea", objectively false facts about him. It's been a while but he might have ended up shooting her after brandishing the pistol taunting her, something like "You wanna play games post fake shit 'bout me fucking around with other hoes on facebook huh? Tryna fuck up a nigga relationship cause you still mad we broke up huh?"

I'll never get over the hubris and hypocrisy of the Teaspill or pisstowel sorry, it's too funny.
 
Troon_Patrol said:
I have no idea what it's like to have a foreskin and I'm not interested in that debate.
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You say this, and then follow it up with utter confusion:
Troon_Patrol said:
TP sticking to his dick he says? IDK WTF he's doing but doesn't sound realistic in the least to me.
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It happens. If your foreskin is wet from taking a piss and you dab the end with toilet paper, little bits of toilet paper will get moist, break off from the square/wad of paper and cling to the wrinkles at the end, much like how TP clings itself to a nick from shaving. This happens to vulvas too, if a woman is too vigorous in wiping and doesn't check the folds between her labia afterwards.

I'm not going to justify keeping a towel on the linoleum next to the toilet and slowly soaking it with dabs of piss over the course of months, only giving it "an occasional rinse", but I will confirm that he found a very lazy and nauseating shortcut to a minor inconvenience that intact men deal with.
 
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The Morning Visitor said:
You say this, and then follow it up with utter confusion:

It happens. If your foreskin is wet from taking a piss and you dab the end with toilet paper, little bits of toilet paper will get moist, break off from the square/wad of paper and cling to the wrinkles at the end, much like how TP clings itself to a nick from shaving. This happens to vulvas too, if a woman is too vigorous in wiping and doesn't check the folds between her labia afterwards.

I'm not going to justify keeping a towel on the linoleom next to the toilet and slowly soaking it with dabs of piss over the course of months, only giving it "an occasional rinse", but I will confirm that he found a very lazy and nauseating shortcut to a minor inconvenience that intact men deal with.
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The debate I was referencing towards were the ethics of male circumcision. It's typically brought up by incels as some kind of crime against humanity.
 
RNTard said:
Seriously can we just be done with this?? Have you not had you perverted enjoyment yet? Yeah I fucked up even mentioning a piss towel as some off comment on disgusting moid behaviour and it would've just been left at that had you not begged me for the full story, so as far as I'm concerned this is over, the story has been said, there is nothing else to be gained from this endless circlejerk I hope your happy moids.
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Can't you just own it and not be such a pissy (pun not intended) cunt? One of the funniest bizarre things happened in your life and instead of being on the joke and laughing with everyone else, admitting how stupid and funny the situation is, you're just "whaa, whaa, they're buwwying mee". "If you say things I don't like you're a lonely incel/bully/moid/other bad word".

I bet that's why you're alone. I'm not saying you have to be ok with piss towels if you find them gross, I'm talking about your attitude towards people in general. Besides, piss towel isn't the worst thing ever, yet you (willingly!) made such a big fuss about it both irl and on the internet. Throwing it into a guy's face, really? So fucking dramatic. What if he threw something at your face (anything, not even a gross object)?

You keep preaching about equality and important historical figures, yet you can't handle even the slightest of criticism of people who find your stupid situation funny (which it is). Do you think your beloved suffragists would've found you brave or smart or whatever? Stop playing a martyr. You have nothing to do with strong women (or people in general) of the past. The fact you both have vaginas doesn't mean you're in their rows, calm down.
 
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