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[Gentlebastard]

how does someone not feel the difference between a dick and a dildo? I'm a dude so I don't know for a certainty but there's got to be a sensational difference.

It took you six minutes to go from calling him a nigger to a kike. How are we supposed to take your insults seriously when you clearly don't believe them yourself?

Back in my day, racists had principles.

Taylor is transage, not transgender.

There is nothing sage about this bitch.

To be fair, that was a gold mine of entertainment. Any random could stumble into that thread and have a great time as long as they like gossip and laughing at retards ruining their lives when they were already set.

I can't tell if this is an extremely talented method actor or the poster boy to bring back insane asylums and lobotomies.

Lol, staying away from 4chan, but dabbling in very specific parts of the Kiwi Farms is like skipping weed and going straight to heroin. I guess we're the opiates of hate and intolerance now?

After we conquer Canada and enslave the leafs it would be nice to be friends with Russia so that together we can be the world's hat.

No stalker child. Dancing is not part of diplomacy or human interactions. Those are the beliefs of someone who was able to find a date for prom. Enjoy the cha cha slide.

However he is still waking up at 4am to oink into the void

direct mockery is a powerful societal tool. We should all be doing our part

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine how many times those kids heard their dad scream about cum.

@Gulls on Film

 

[Gog & Magog]

I just finished reading a one volume 80s manga about a high school guy who has a girlfriend. Except somehow she was turned into a 15cm person and he had to take care of her like a doll

Sacchini, who met Mangione at a Bangkok pub in March, told the publication the accused killer initially talked about video games and Pokemon before veering into a rant about how “effed up” the US health care system is compared to Thailand.

“He couldn’t believe it,” Sacchini said of Mangione’s shock at the low cost of an MRI in the Southeast Asian nation

 

[GunCar Gary]

Femboy hypnosis is finally working
My nipples are so puffy wtf

 

[Laburnum]

Seven women, so what. Seven punches. I will not back down from this self contradictory nonsensical position

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I'm pretty sure Louisianna in general is just Morrowind but in real life.

 

[Laburnum]

This is our boy Austin's year and Johnny Tardrape will never compare to the true showman.

 

[Spectate]

I’m also not familiar with how the kikifarms works.

 

[Local Fed]

Right off the rip he calls himself the "Charlie Kirk of Thailand" ready to die for truth and freedom LMAO.

People in my area are getting harassed by e-bike gangs.

At least “swag” and “yolo” actually meant something.

 

[Mound Dweller]

I received a rape threat on kiwifarm, not by a moid but by a TIF, and in someways that feels worse, to know that a fellow women would desire to harm another in such a violent manner.

Normally i'm incredibly sympathetic to TIF and their desire to escape womanhood through transition, and have read so many horrific stories of TIF who were raped/SA as children, my heart truly goes out to them and the suffering they've been though but this individual in particular has adopted the worst of violent male behaviour to such a degree it has made me pause, and question, how one ends up like this? To know how much women suffer on such a visceral level and desire to inflict it upon another is shocking beyond belief to me, I've never met a TIF who engages is such male behaviour before.

I reported the message on my profile and it's gone now but i really do question why @Begemot you hold such deep hatred in your heart for women?

 

[Jesus Swept]

Some guys I’ve been with, I could connect to their mental dick.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Many Ls to enjoy today, lads and lassies, so I hope everyone's brought a bowl, a spoon and an appetite!

 

[Tablet County]

"It be like that" Jamal though, "it really do be like that" Mr. Stancil's bronze acquaintance ebonically uttered.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I wish I could chug a bottle of Turbo-Lax and then hose down it's gravesite.

It do be like that Mr. Stancil, that the machines learned to rape you.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

I'll put this into terms you understand: The East Wing may have been designed as offices, but deep down it identifies as a ballroom. So President Trump is giving it a little “structure-affirming care,” aligning its exterior with its inner sense of self. Let’s all support the East Wing on its important, transformative journey of self-discovery

 

[Asian tech support]

Will Stancil is kind of the inverse of Yakub. Yakub's a black scientist who created white people and Will Stancil is a white guy who has a degree in black people.

 

[Crex Crex]

Who could have predicted the person with the tagline "pitbull enthusiast" would be a drooling, lead-poisoned retard?

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Times are tough when you have to do your dark Byronic brooding in a strip joint.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

There goes all our butthole photos. Again.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Does anyone actually care

i hate everyone involved

even if he only posts in his own thread, has distanced himself from a lot of the shit the site does and worst of all, said he wouldn't let us pet his cat

Nigga has no idea of the kind of autism he is toying with.