random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Drip Torch]

FUCK you Joshua Conner Moon, I am not sperging

 

[Aunt Carol]

What I think will happen is a significant chunk of the human population will be shrunken down to a very small size and then shoved inside the butthole of their respective elected government official.

I also once ate Taco Bell exclusively for an entire month, so I may have bias.

I implore you to check the Book of Hebrews, niggerfaggots

Is she aware that you need to breathe continuously to sustain life?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

BLACK PEOPLE CANNOT EAT CHEESE THEY HAVE LACTOSE FUCKING INTOLERANCE

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

What kind of absolute faggot doesn't want to look at gay porn. I swear, you kids today.

I hope whoever introduced her to Carl Jung shits wrong for a week.

I had never heard that story before. I guess it's my own fault for hanging out here that I learned this.

She looks like she just got done chewing on wires

 

[Gentlebastard]

You could have that $2.51 turned into pennies and put them in a sock to hit yourself in the head with repeatedly and it would be less painful than trying to read Pat's humour.

Somehow the visuals were worse than I expected and I expected it to be bad

"You don't like that I'm an entitled piece of shit? You must want to kill yourself!" is quite possibly the most unhinged take I've seen in a while.

 

[Drip Torch]

The government is saying they are making it harder for white males to get the dole.

 

[Laburnum]

No, they just both love cock and being annoying.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Adam, why do you think one of the things most often said to you is that you should talk less?

What the fuck is in the water at the AT&T center? What kinda retards are you guys hiring over there???

Nigga had his own personal Goonageddon when he realized she was taking her censored tit pics off OnlyFans and manually screenshotted every centimeter of cellulite.

Oh, Adam, just recall the last time you thought it would be great to crash on someone's couch.

It's like New Game+, except all that carries over is the bad parts.

Chibi's brain: "You've made a huge mistake."
Chibi: "I would really prefer if you'd be quiet"

That’s life. One day your mom is taking Tylenol and the next day in the future, you are trying to think of what sonic the hedgehog figure would fit best inside your asshole and how to speedrun Celeste for the 100th time after taking HRT.

Is this true with white women or are you using statistics which includes blacks?

I think reality is setting in that Japan isn't the promised land of bing bing wahoo.

Enjoy jet fuel, steel beams child.

Chibi and the Hedgehog Boys

Null's next ban-list can start with everyone who clicked play on that audio file.

Chris "in this twink my dick will sink" Cantwell

I've seen the video, it's fucked up and very sad. But, at the same time neither of these people should have been in the country to begin with. This jeet should have been shitting in the street in India, and this spic should have been taking a siesta in Mexico. Two wildly different types of people that were never meant to interact with each other.

They're cursed.

Source: trust

Wear one of his fake medallions and you eventually turn into an autistic ring wraith.

I wonder if Elliot based his troon appearance on her.

This is no mere clay, it's Crayola™ Model Magic™.

If Chris killed Lord Miles I'm going to be SO pissed off, you guys.

IT'S THE SAME THING YOU FAGGOT. YOU ARE THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF TRYPOPHOBIA.

If a nurse does a tiktok dance while I drift off to eternity, I at least don't it to be a tranny.

I think he is also revealing he got raped by a black man when he was 13.

lol null misspelled stagnation

He likes his site how he likes his women.

Taylor Swift has always been a disgusting slut.

I didn’t know you were a Swiftie, @Marvin

Feel like making a city on a map with a poop lake and putting little India on that poop lake.

wasn't that guy trying trying to shill his AI slop porn game about cows puking on women on here?

Maybe he is the alpha in his group of tards

apparently that duck still needs tom tom to pound.

lol they look like gay retards.

Maybe they should give him back that dog that won't stop biting everyone.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Gods Chosen People's Chosen News Paper Chosen World Leader

 

[Sean Andalou]

“Stay and pee at home if you’re going to be an anti social degenerate”?

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

"Enterainment will still be allowed" aka the male strippers will still be allowed but they won't be available for you fat skanks to paw at. lol.

 

[Thé au lait]

I'm sure everyone remember this:

I know 100% if you mongoloids start a Discord I'll be seeing a video of Callmecicada masturbating in a french maid dress while on video call with his girlfriend(male).

I now present to you all the sequel:

Well now we know who's going to be the girlfriend (male) once that Discord video call with Call Me Clitada in the maid outfit leaks

Others:

When I said I wanted gay stuff I did.not mean vingle whoring himself to a barely legal incel

You never see a troon named 'Barbara'.

 

[Pedophobe]

It's strange, watching a person lose their mind in real time. It's like watching a video of a horrible accident: you know what's coming, but you can't look away.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I saw "stroke" and "president" in the same sentence and got excited.

You wanna do what to the president???

 

[Aunt Carol]

Sorry that young-me insisted on being such a slovenly ho, grandmama!!

 

[General Emílio Médici]

There have been countless people who have told me I hav autism but that can't be true, since by psychiatrist clearly said I have Asperger's.

Hi KF. Former NATSOC here. Now I am a therapist.

 

[NoReturn]

my ancestors hunted the hog, the deer, the rabbit, the ox and the bear
my ancestors farmed the cereals and the vegetables
they ranched the chicken, the pig, the goat, the sheep & the cow
they drank the milk, and ate the eggs & dairy products
sure as hell they didnt eat the bugs, thats some niggermonkey shit

 

[Wright]

[ . . . ] Feet, hands, armpits, assholes, toes, hands, fingers, knees, ohio, ceiling tiles and such are not sexual characteristics and are abnormal and weird to enjoy sexually.

 

[Drip Torch]

I bet if you went through My Little Pony frame by frame you would see dancing stars of david and talmundic spells.

 

[Tablet County]

So just because you're a racist and think Hitler did nothing wrong you're a Nazi? Rude.