Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery
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If she was from somewhere in North America I would think it’s more possible, but seriously, going on transatlantic flights to see him regularly means either Caden is seriously paying her well, or she really likes him.
If Chris was churning out content getting millions of dollars for Caden, then sure, but it’s really a bit too far fetched for less than serious money.
The selling of gravel and shitty sonichu medallions isn’t going to be worth sending them both forward and back every few months.
It might have been making some money for a bit, but interest and cash from even the saddest of weens will have dried up now.
Even if it is some money laundering front, that is too many moving parts, plus Chris attracts attention one way or the other.
Bella was manipulative and could easily have taken Caden for a bit of a ride too.
Maybe he is the alpha in his group of tards, but Bella appears to be genuinely sociopathic and disturbed.
Caden isn’t some 4d thinking mastermind, he wouldn’t have got caught for mushroom dealing or whatever landed him in legal problems.
It just happens to be a couple of coincidences and Chris being Chris.
And seriously, what would be the end game here?
Trick Chris into admitting having sex with Barb, and hope that it generates content and clicks, while keeping him happy with a Finnish girl?
That’s a bit underpants gnomes don’t you think?
It’s much more likely that she does want to be with him and perhaps Caden okayed her to Chris.
Caden probably thought she would eventually disappear like any other previous “friend” of Chris or after a few letters just stop writing and never visit.
So what would be the harm?
Things don’t need to be hugely complicated.
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Chris didn't need to be 'tricked' to fuck Barb.
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No, but he needed to be coaxed into admitting it.
He knew it was twisted and wrong.
He might be a fuckwit with the shittiest brains imagine, but he knew that mother fucking was not something to boast about to girls.
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No he didn't. He was literally dropping hints to Null and anybody that would have listened. He couldn't wait to tell Bella.
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He knew enough not to tell nool directly but he more or less openly boasted to Isabella Loretta Janke. This is how the Suitress did the right thing and turned him in.
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I've maintained from the start, and continue to maintain that Flutter has absolutely nothing to do with Caden, and never has.
The relationship is a 100% organic relationship. They are dating, they fuck, they go on dates ect.
I think the desire to turn it into a Caden conspiracy is a cope from people who either can't get laid and refuse to believe Chris can without some back room conspiracy involved, or refuse to believe that in reality, fucked up people get with eachother all the time.
The relationship is a 100% organic relationship. They are dating, they fuck, they go on dates ect.
I think the desire to turn it into a Caden conspiracy is a cope from people who either can't get laid and refuse to believe Chris can without some back room conspiracy involved, or refuse to believe that in reality, fucked up people get with eachother all the time.
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When will the people wake up and see that Chris Chan has game with women now and has canonically cucked a man.
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I can believe that Chris with his level of notoriety can easily find girls intrigued by internet clout to fuck him. I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.
But, it's also clear that every avenue of reaching Chris goes through Caden and Praetor for many years now.
But, it's also clear that every avenue of reaching Chris goes through Caden and Praetor for many years now.
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I could see if she was a thirsty attention seeker but she seems embarrassed to be associated with him. The entire pairing is so odd. She's probably just mentally ill in some way.
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A while ago a group of 3 spotted him, 2 female and one male. He took pictures with the girls but refused or was reluctant with the guy.
Chris's MO is he's always chasing China. Why and how cabbage entered the mix is the mystery for me.
I think she contacted Chris like a creep, Chris told caden (caden probably got a lot of calls from Chris) of his new galpal, and she was vetted and passed. But if I was caden i would make sure no one talked to him because Chris's a wreck.
It's all very strange.
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I don't get this narrative that she was ever vetted by anyone. How exactly, if she is from another country and scrubbed her online footprint years ago? I doubt Caden cares what Chris does as long as the tard keeps making him money. Chris seems subdued all on his own, probably from heavy doses of prescription drugs. No way this Caden guy is some genius with a master plan. The retard got popped for growing fucking shrooms which is a gay thing to get in trouble for.
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That's right, Caden only cares about the money.
And he really can't make money off of Chris if Chris is homeless so obviously setting him up with the barest amenities is what counts in order to keep content going.
Flutter is most likely a big incentive to no matter how she came to being Chris's life.
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Caden could despise her and he isn't doing shit about it. She's the perfect distraction to keep the tard from realizing that Caden is robbing him blind.
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Jessica was 100% a troll and "she" even confirmed it to him
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If she doesn't have an internet presence, how did she even find out about him anyway? So weird
I guess it's possible through an anonymous community like 4Chan.
That actually gets me thinking.
Who's to say she doesn't have a KF account?
I guess it's possible through an anonymous community like 4Chan.
That actually gets me thinking.
Who's to say she doesn't have a KF account?
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She probably watched it on the news on her grandparents dilapidated old RC TV out in the mountains and sold half the goat herd for a 2005 laptop, the cheapest TracFone she could find and plane tickets.If she doesn't have an internet presence, how did she even find out about him anyway? So weird
I guess it's possible through an anonymous community like 4Chan.
That actually gets me thinking.
Who's to say she doesn't have a KF account?
I mean fuck she looks like she was locked in a tool shed since 1987 and just rediscovered the modern world 2 years ago. That fucking hair.
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She just doesn't have social media as far as we know (she might but we obviously can't confirm until we find her). Could be a regular poster on 4chan, reddit or even here.If she doesn't have an internet presence, how did she even find out about him anyway? So weird
I guess it's possible through an anonymous community like 4Chan.
That actually gets me thinking.
Who's to say she doesn't have a KF account?
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And decided that her new goal in life was forming a romantic relationship with this foreign casanova? This exotic don juan?
Against all odds, she set her unwaivering sights on a long, arduous journey across continents to be with the one and only CWC
If only i had Chris' timeless charisma
That's kind of what I'm assuming, but her utter silence is bizarre.
Even if they're just good friends, wouldn't she upload a pic of them together at some point?
Mention visiting a friend overseas?
ANYTHING?!?!
Attempts at finding her SM have been left fruitless.
If she does have social media, it'll most likely be a dead empty account, unless she has anonymous ones.