random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Lords Greatsword]

There's nothing boyish about any of them. You might just be gay. They have vagians and tiddies. If you think a haircut makes someone "boyish" you're probably just a homosexual. Personally I think you just have some sort of affliction such as "gay toad syndrome" where if you step on one it turns you homosexual (it's real look it up).

And one from a Spergatory'd thread:

When I first found this site, I thought the users were relatively normal.
I was deeply mistaken.

 

[Oh!]

Hey man, that stripper could be the next Oprah. Or the current Oprah. I'm really frightened of Oprah.

 

[Tablet County]

Come on, man, calling those noodle-arms "gay" is an insult to every man putting in extra hours at the gym so he can look good for Grindr.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I can't believe the apes we invited into the house are acting like apes!

They need to be charged with criminal cringe.

"I'm sorry sir, we can't govern, the cavemen grunt at us and shake their wooden clubs when we try."

I wonder many more times this'll happen before 'no haka' signs appear in the public gallery, with a little crossed out silhouette of a pedestrian crossing man striking a hench pose

These coconut niggers may be pathetic retards, but at least they aren't Jacinda Ardern.

 

[ferret vermin]

i'm just aware you two are an incredibly queer couple getting involved with sharty-adjacent shit

 

[neger psykolog]

“A site that shall not be named” holy fuck guys we’re at Dark Wizard level

 

[Big Nasty]

Jet was 100% on galaxy gas when the balls and poop came out.

Deus Vult muthafucka, take your Presbyterian heresy and go to canada or some gay place:

This guy is doing something but it doesn't sound like shitting his pants to me.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Sir, this is an A&H thread. We aren’t here to laugh at retarded faggots, we’re here to be retarded faggots.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

oh, real mature, gen chat
it's always nigger this or goyim that
why don't you guys grow up?

 

[neger psykolog]

She described Jahred as "radicalized on far-right terrorist hub Kiwi Farms", completely ignoring that Jahred was a gay black trump hating furry who was banned for infighting and shit stirring.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Imagine letting someone who can't even buy some new miniblinds mutilate your genitals.

 

[Spectate]

Synthetic Man responds to the gay porn allegations, even name drops his Kiwifarms thread.

"It was horrifying enough seeing a soyboy look-alike of yourself deepthroating a dildo, now people are spreading around and pretending it's real to thousands of people."

 

[DrunkenLemon]

"My fucking Discord is blowing up my phone with these messages, and Joaqim is drawing my name on his nutsack and I'm like 'What the fuck is happening!?'"

Spoiler: Source of quote

I know this is years and years old but one of my favorite quotes from the IBS days is from Mundane Matt, and nobody mentions it. I'm not sure how to spell Joaqim/'wa-keem' for certain though.
Video with timestamp:

https://youtu.be/JhRm4aTYZxE?t=959

 

[neger psykolog]

I always knew those damn black, furry, far-right terrorists were a threat to democracy.

That's what they want you to think. You just haven't posted enough to unlock the terrorism board yet.

 

[Tablet County]

I can personally assure that THE Q is a gentle homophilic lover who will breathe on the back of your neck as he reaches around. Stand back and stand by as you trust the plan, fellow true Q believers.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

I didn't realize this was a far-right terrorist hub. I thought I was just shitposting with some fellow assholes.

 

[neger psykolog]

>Implying depriving a man of his Kiwi Farms is not a sufficient cause of radicalization

 

[redlenses2112]

Fucking with the moon could fundamentally alter the earth's climate far more than cows farting in Brazil.

Holy shit you are retarded.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Too afraid to eat meat, but chokes down raccoon ankles topped with ketchup like it’s no one’s business.

I accidentally hit the back button with one of my boobs a few minutes ago and nearly cried.

he needs to cloned than elected president of the usa not made into shitty ai's

If this motherfucker doesn't get laid within a year I'm going to bite my tongue and do it myself.

She looks like The Ultimate Warrior's menopausal mother.

, I just felt bewildered by the things I read in this thread. Well, you live and learn (and regret learning it lol).

He's lazy and probably thinks condoms mess with his wang's chakra.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

Its funny to see the dykes here shitting on trannies. Bitch, you are just as much of a degenerate and part of the problem.