Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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Guys! We got a shout out from Vicky today! It’s in this retarded tweet storm about Taylor Swift. I’m hurt that she thinks we’re haydurs.
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SWIFT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A SENSITIVITY READER! Burn the witch!

Also, pretty ballsy to opine on Tay Tay being a nepo baby who doesn’t fully acknowledge it.
 
"Mediocre white woman", huh?

Takes one to know one, eh Vicky? You're also notorious for using unnecessary means of transport and draining the earth's resources. You and Tay Tay have waaay more in common than you're prepared to admit.
 
Not_a_Doctor said:
Pretty ballsy to criticize Tay Tay at all. Isn’t she US Royalty now? I thought it was mandatory to love her?
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it's not, it's predictably nlog of real man victor, she just needs to cap it off with a complaint about taylor distracting the camera at travis's games.
 
I've slept with many a college educated white woman in my time, so suppressing the urge to call Taylor Swift's music trash is pretty much ingrained in me by now. Whatever valid criticisms you might want to make about her, at least she hasn't growled "tooorrrtuuuurrree" at an over worked ER nurse to get out of the pressures and responsibilities of being an NYU trustafarian.
 
Zemblan Physics said:
Guys! We got a shout out from Vicky today! It’s in this retarded tweet storm about Taylor Swift. I’m hurt that she thinks we’re haydurs.
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SWIFT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A SENSITIVITY READER! Burn the witch!

Also, pretty ballsy to opine on Tay Tay being a nepo baby who doesn’t fully acknowledge it.
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Man, it's been so long since I've heard someone use "microaggressions" non-ironically I had to read it over a few times to confirm she's serious.

Anyway, let's check up on how Taylor Swift's lack of a sensitivity reader is hurting her:

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Wow, Vicky! She must feel so owned by all the "hate" you're crowing about.

Attractive Sexhaver said:
I've slept with many a college educated white woman in my time, so suppressing the urge to call Taylor Swift's music trash is pretty much ingrained in me by now. Whatever valid criticisms you might want to make about her, at least she hasn't growled "tooorrrtuuuurrree" at an over worked ER nurse to get out of the pressures and responsibilities of being an NYU trustafarian.
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Up until this month the extent of my thinking about Taylor Swift was "she has a few catchy singles, but I don't really get the slavish fan devotion and I definitely have no desire to listen to a whole album."

But after hearing a bunch of fat bald women scream about how she's a genocidal MAGA white supremacist patriarchal racist, you know what? I have decided to become a Swiftie. Still not listening to her albums, though.
 
No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
Lmaooooo I’m pretty sure that when she was 19, NYC had the convenient suicide tower with no safety nets.
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I'm surprised that thing got built and nobody noticed it's perfect for fall suicides. They even thoughtfully made the upper tiers wider than the base so there's no chance of a jumper making a nonfatal landing on a lower tier.
 
fitty tucker said:
Parvovirus arc incoming when??
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Never. Vicky only likes those noble chronic inherited disabilities that don’t involve shitting yourself and do involve a slow and very gentle decline into that good night. (Not least because that’s quite easier to fake.) Parvo is a rapid onset virus that involves a lot of shitting and puking yourself into severe dehydration and death over a 7 to 14 day period.
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"Another part of my refund is late..."

Look, I also took out loans in college for living expenses. There was no time when "part of" my refund came later than any other part. This is just bullshit, she thinks she can get away with it because most of the people who follow her don't have or need student loans.

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How did no one ever teach this bitch how to lift (I don’t mean weights.)
 
Vicky’s milking her very serious near-death-experience today. Must be a paper due or a wig she’s preparing to e-beg for.
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No, fatty child - THIS is how you got that atelectasis:
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Verdict: fat and retarded, but not dying :(.
 
Zemblan Physics said:
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Surprised they didn't send her to psych with this. Reads like some kind of breathing focused anxiety attack.

On occasion I start to wonder if she really does have some kind of real health condition and then she posts something like this and I'm like damn it really is all deconditioning and anxiety.
 
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Jupiter Doughnuts said:
Reads like some kind of breathing focused anxiety attack.
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Whats really surprising is that she also claims to be asthmatic but makes no mention of trying any of her asthma medications. Its very easy for an asthma attack that does respond well to usual medications to cause a panic attack, which makes it spiral. They can form a feeback loop, that usually ends up requiring medical attention.

Maybe she couldn't breath so much she couldn't do her inhalers or something. I know she is pretending this is due to muscle weakness so maybe she feels asthma isn't relevant here, I just know its the first port of call for any asthmatic because its second nature.

Is she aware that you need to breathe continuously to sustain life? Is there just no limit to how unbelievably she's willing to lie? I guess it self selects for the most credulous of audiences but I'm not aware of anyone so thick they don't know not breathing for even short periods is incompatible with survival.

Breathing status is number one in triage in any emergency department. I'm sure she has the sads from not being believed but she should have picked a less vital bodily function to not be able to do.
 
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