random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

If you're asking me (a self-proclaimed self-taught metaphysicist with a prodigy's literacy level who dropped out in grade 9)

 

[Gregis]

This is some psychotic Crab Shack performance piece and I am not entertained.

 

[neger psykolog]

Does anyone have an archive so my google search isn’t “streamer ass raped by dog”?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Just remember, you give these freaks an inch, and they will take a fucking continent.

He comes in full of confidence and is reduced to a blubbering little baby by the end. It was great.

He shenanned his last nigan.

The antics of India and, to a lesser extent, the rest of the third world will be the ultimate reason for the Internet splitting apart.

I highly doubt that any government could effectively police VPNs. I only support the UK and India getting fucked because those countries deserve to be quarantined.

I think it's against the rules somewhere to own a nigga like this.

I can reward anyone who fulfils this bounty with one Informative sticker.

Y'all are disgusted at this abhuman for its "cooking". I am disgusted at this abhuman for this godawful audio mixing, where it's got three tracks of its bastard parody of English overlapping at any given time.

If they were intelligent, would they be in this situation?

I just wanna get in those cabinets and move everything randomly 1-5 centimeters.

Prison, according to Rick, is not only awesome, we're going to ENJOY it, FOREVER!

We get to be immortal, and enjoy prison FOREVER!

Sounds pretty awesome. Prison RULES!

I don't know about the rest of you, but my wife locks the windows when I'm in her car so I don't yell "nigger" out the window at random people.

I don't consort with normies.

Remember when CoD Modern Warfare came out and you'd keep getting noscoped by 13 year olds with swastikas made of dicks as their emblem, and then they'd tell you they fucked your mother?

We have to go back.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I have a dream that one day Kiwis will be judged not by the color of their join date but by the content of their shitposts.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

Truly Islamic horrors in that picture and you're looking at the fucking pizza?

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

they put together a poster to warn other people about him. VTUBER DISCORDS. That's like getting banned from clown college because you're the Joker type of clown

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

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"Now before you feel insulted by me accusing you of being a 14 year old emo girl trapped in a 66 year old man's body, bear in mind that I am an emotionally handicapped manchild who fucks stuffed animals."

 

[not william stenchever]

some sort of cucknosis

 

[Dr. Butt]

I wasn't asking who Peppermint was faggot, I've just never heard of this Sando Calrissian asshole.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You fuckers are all assuming time is a line, when the Tenth Circuit Court (PBUH) has ruled that it is a circle, or at least a banana.

 

[Dr. Butt]

No slight is too minuscule to be GENOCIDE!!!1!!!!

 

[Elysian]

i really love mark zuckerberg, and i hope that in all i do, everything i do leads towards my ultimate goal of getting him to come crack open my jar of matzo ball soup that i cannot get open because of my jiggly hands

 

[a kiwifarms user]

I wish white people had some kind of chat like this you could whip out when the other person is jabbering nonsense. A war poem about how we will bury you.

 

[Laburnum]

I don't think arguing with a WE WUZ KANGZ lolicon is worth five pages guys

 

[Aunt Carol]

PIV, frens. When did you last PIV together?

He does got them moobs and gunt tho.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm yelling 'CUNNY' out loud in my house rn I can't be stopped

 

[3MMA]

Fucking New Jersey pissant turkroach commie mutant pubic haircut deathwish ANTIFA nigger.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Jesus?? Can you hear me? WTF???

he's handing out bitcoin and beatings and he's all out of bitcoin

 

[Aunt Carol]

October 15, 2025: Not Jewish

Is there something we could put in the water to reverse this.