random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gog & Magog]

There are niggers among us

I didn’t think blacks were allowed on the farms?

@The Last Stand RUN!! They're about to check the attic!!

Null rages too much.

Null doesn't rage enough.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The roach cries out in pain as he electrocutes you.

I don't like indians because they almost always have weird ass distorted noses

"at least Im not that guy. At least I've got enough dignity and self worth not to piss of my friends, pass up easy money, cut off my balls, and do it all so my name can be attatched to 4 and a half hours of defending a game where you rape your step mom."

 

[Local Fed]

You are spiritually trans.

Or maybe my nigger brother in law was right. I have a face only a nigger could love.

And that is the last time I will ever discuss feet on or adjacent to this site.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I think we can all agree that the one thing everyone can take away from all of this is that whether you're black, white, tan or other, If you're from texas you're probably retarded.

 

[Path Wanderer]

I want every single person involved in this garbage to die slowly and painfully.

You can't teach a old dog new tricks it seems, the old dog is a man raised Muslim and the new trick is treating a dog with an ounce of respect.

 

[Dr. Butt]

How do guys even get addicted to porn, just don't fuckin search it retards

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

These hands look as deformed as Narcissa Wrights face.

What kind of Gremlin, bridge troll hand is that?!

this nigga's troll hand is fucking killing me LMAO i'm never leaving this site

Why would you ever post this you evil freak? You aren't even human! Extermination is your only option. What the fuck is wrong with your fingernails?

 

[Cnidarian]

Going from is to ought is a process and the end doesn't justify the means when you don't actually end up where you want to. Like, an extreme example, there are people who are better off not existing, but you (probably) shouldn't go out and shoot them, because that doesn't create a world where they have never existed, it creates the world with a corpse and you with a smoking gun in hand, it's not the same thing and likely not worth it.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

He couldn't read. This was bound to happen.

Being a backtalking witty black twink bottom is high-energy, requiring mental stamina, and operating with full distain from normal black men who hate that shit takes work.

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

Do you feel serious and mature yelling to a bunch of anonymous strangers online all day doing something retarded?

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Seriously, what the fuck kind of person thinks that the casts of Arthur, Mickey Mouse and Looney Tunes need to be having all-day orgies together? All drawn with the quality of a textbook doodle.

All of the homo.

The unfavorable news coverage continues.

Lesbians Respond to Giant Ballsacks (Archive)

I'm not sure which is more horrifying: that doctors are just that eager to be pouring powerful hormones down the gullets of confused young women, or someone from fucking North Dakota saying "y'all."

Being in the furry fandom seems like some kind of progressive disease. One day you're drawing cute animal characters and the next you're creating new genders and cleaning horse dildos in the kitchen sink.

Both great people and, while a little weird, aren't on the "hide the kids and live stock" end of weird.

Leave behind a legacy of being so nice and supportive that people don't care you spent a decade pretending to be your own girlfriend.

It'd be like Elvis sightings, if instead of singing, Elvis had spent his life drawing cum geysers.

Everyone here is a fag.

Everyone on this site is AT LEAST one of:
1. fat
2. gay
3. autistic

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Last time i used grindr the dude kicked me out of his car becuase i wouldnt suck him off right then and there.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Why do you THINK I need someone to save me, HOE? I HAVE GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I NEED A MAN TO SAVE ME I ALREADY GOT JESUS YOU DUMB ASS BITCH

 

[Meat Target]

OP should go gay. Gay men are filled with rainbows and glitter.

 

[Gentlebastard]

You are a soulless cabbage and I can kill your with a salad glove.

larps having DID and says he has over 10 fat farting video game character "headmates"

This is why I love checking this thread man. Where else can you read sentences like that?

Articles & Happenings is the third attempt at a news board on the Kiwi Farms. It is a cursed place. Every moderator who has been assigned here has resigned within a year.

The internet's biggest mistake was convincing the stupidest fuckers in the world that their voice has value.

A classic pairing, really. "Redditor, Autism, ADHD and Bipolar" is like "Burger, Fries, Soda and Ketchup".

Bro is so committed to being a fat fuck he's warping reality.

I'm no furry expert, but isn't this fetish genre a license to print money in their circles?

Unironically he could just grind in the fat/fart fetish mines, draw some OC commissions and earn plenty for his Doordash and estrogen

That guy really had all the avenues covered though, both wheels locked on and pulled the seatpost. Probably knowledge gained by hard, Nog-given experience.

Twitch streamer, 32 year old mother of a 15 year old, and onlyfans model is currently live streaming herself giving birth to her second child live on twitch

The bigger question is what she'll feed her baby: Breast milk, formula, or the "Tiddy Milk" flavor of Gamer Supps?

Ah shit they're discussing whether or not to eat the placenta

I honestly don't think the Porncow thread could get worse than that.

This is certainly the correct place to post it, it's just the kinda post with content nobody is happy to see through no fault of your own.

It really does make me feel better about myself. No matter what I do or how bad my life might seem at least Im not indian and thats something to smile about.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Legit don't care if AI is bringing about the heat death of the universe next week as everyone seems to be screeching, it has given me so much joy these past few years even when it was just giving me crude covers of Michael Jackson songs as performed by Adolf Hitler

 

[G. Williamson]

Sir, this is the infamous "Karen"farms. Moral fagging is what we do.

 

[frozen_runner]

THE AGE OF TROONS HAS ENDED! NOW IS THE TIME OF REAL MEN!
(So remember Pickup Trucks, Baseball Caps, And No ASS FUCKING!!!)

Am I the only one who wanted to laugh at fat gay men?

Can a porn whore have another mental breakdown or suicide or something soon, I need a good laugh.

it's your baby make sure you don't drink insta-tard.

Terrible. You never want to confess to murdering your parents, but if you have to do it, a news broadcast is neither the time nor place.

The level of stupid with this hoodrat is astounding. His niggerchlorian count must be off the charts

You know you're fatigued when you read Canadian driver and immediately think "Canadian" driver

I admit it. I lost Guess the Race here.

I recently found out that shoving a lead tube in your asshole covered in doritos cool ranch mixed with plastic dust was bad. Kids do have it rough these days.

This ad for (rightful) eugenics was brought to you by Tylenol.

First they have to accept Chris Chan in their country, and now this. Why is Finland being cursed?

Edit2: Char eats out Snorkmaiden.

Fuck every silverback sports gorilla and every beer-swilling retard who watches that faggot shit

You will never be a gangsta. You have no gat, you have no absent father, you have no street cred. You are a middle class suburban boy twisted by Reddit and Hollywood into a crude mockery of a dindu.

I watch fishtank and Ip2 and its less degenrate than this

 

[Path Wanderer]

No one shares positive news. Ever. It's rare. People suck in 2025, that's just facts. Negativity all the time. Look at Kiwifarms lol

Well, the pope is Catholic.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

What the hell is a bloody space lawyer?

I kill myself because of Kiwi Farms all the fuckin time, who cares?