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[Betonhaus]

Functionally speaking there isn't 'one less cock' if it was made using peno-scrotal flap vaginoplasty.

 

[indomitable snowman]

There are only 2 mutually exclusive reasonable conclusions to come from this.
1. AI has finally been proven to pass the Turing test.
2. Redditors are not smart enough to pass the Turing test

“I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor. I got two fractures as a result.”

Everyone that joined before me is a no life internet addicted faggot. Everyone that joined after me is soulless newfag scum. Simple as.

You have the brain of a retarded faggot, so none of your thoughts are OK.

the word "women" is doing EXTREMELY heavy lifting in this sentence.

Yesterday the WalMart delivery driver substituted my authentic Feta cheese from Greece with a product from? You guessed it, ISRAEL. Then today Amazon shows up with a US-branded piece of equipment that I ordered only to find out that it's circuit board was made in? YOU GOT IT, Israel. Fuckin Mossad man.

The lesson I choose to take away from this, is that if I pirate games I can buy a new house.

Is not gay as long as you say "nigger" and sperg about the jews during it, Chris Cantwell teach us that.

“Perform it, interpret it, and be playful with it,” he said, adding such events “give visibility to butch as a broad identity, where we welcome butches of all types, including non-binary butches, lez butches, butches on T, butches on E, Black and POC butches”.

We need a better class of antisemites.

Our antisemitism is cheeky and fun. Their’s is chasing Jews across a college campus for shit they had nothing to do with.

 

[Shiki Ouji]

idk, It could be the OCD?

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

i forget that actual niggers participate in this thread sometimes

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Take away a man's rape porn and you won't like what happens next

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Essentially, he is the Kim Kardashian of the gay BDSM set, if she had a fatter ass, giant balls, and made the same re/tarded facial expression.

So now we have the answer to what would someone designed by CalArts be irl.

And the answer is a murderous bondage fairy literally on steroids.

It is my god given right to shit up featured threads.

He was going to put it into production as soon as he won the lottery, while not playing the lottery

Her literally drinking gravy was one of the famous parts of that video. That didn’t set off any alarm bells for you?

Being a doordash driver in her area right now must be like being a Californian prospecting merchant in the 1840s.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

This place is a fucking asylum man.

I didn’t think blacks were allowed on the farms?

This nigger was addicted to porn so much he was actually paying for it.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

“You think I will Apologized
To you after what you did?
Well you are wrong!”
Peckettw to Conjunction

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

This brave Latina has decided to fight censorship with the unthinkable: a flat, pancake ass with more ripples than a Ciudad Juarez pavement.

 

[Gentlebastard]

She is a Vr chat user (horrifying)

This woman looks like a racist Mii some kid made as a joke

War-crimes might cover what he did to the language.

"I think the army should have one fitness standard for all recruits."
"What, so you're okay if the army is just men? You want to see all of those strong, sweaty army men training together? Just tell everyone you want to see those stinky, sweaty men all wrestling in army uniforms, bro."

any man who calls another man "sweetheart" in the course of an argument is a fag

Should have lived in Canada, where a permissible reason for State-assisted suicide is now 'my Uber Eats order had the wrong drink and the chips were cold'.

Problem is that we know he is not gifted.
Everyone can see that he is stupid just by following his Twitter. Everyone who knows his behavior can be absolutely sure he is retarded.

The bad grades are just a bonus for what we already know.

I love finding people's posts where it's just an epistolary novel and the story is: "I'm gay, fat, and retarded".

we are truly in the age of the last men, these guys are eloi and love it. is this microplastics? how do these people even operate a computer? if we forced people to access websites via a telnet prompt so much would be solved.

Rick strikes me as the kind of Wisconsite to brag about how his fridge has a dedicated cheese drawer but it's all just bricks of Kraft mild cheddar and pre-sliced Sargento provolone.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Were you there for the Wafflecaust?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Anything is possible when you don't have AIDS.

Are we forgetting that his genitalia is the same colour as a McDonald's Play Place?

He spread positivity, alright: seropositivity.

 

[Dr. Butt]

How does jacking off to cartoon children fits into saving the white race, though

 

[Aunt Carol]

The Earth has been patient to have Jack scooting about its face.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Spiders kill mosquitoes, they’re friends.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

"It won't hurt the chicken". Yes, I think the chicken is long past the point of feeling any pain.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Fuck you Yaldabaoth. You're not fooling me any more you demiurge NIGGER GOOK FAGGOT!

Jeb Bush vs Sarah Palin hosted by Null

After his YouTube channel finally dies for good, I think his ultimate fate is to roam up and down the streets of Old Town in Albuquerque wearing a sandwich board that states:
"My Dad Was On Pawn Stars!"
ranting like a madman at anybody who will listen, and anybody who won't, about how bigots will get banned by royal decree of King Richard II.

Posted a few videos, seethed on Twitter. The usual

We have a thread about tranny axewound surgery disasters and you're here talking about uhhh I won't post it

Post the pics and spoiler them.

This is a job for Kindness. Not only does she bring witchcraft, ornamental roadkill and a penchant for drama, she used to work at the fairground in Denver so has the necessary health and safety training and people skills.

What's wrong with JAV isn't the girls sounding Japanese, but that watching it will fill your recommendations with "interracial" garbage. Presumably this is a Jewish psyop, as porn things tend to be.

Got to love when people who would probably start screaming in horror at the idea of limiting immigration in any way and declaring any such restrictions to be racist if not outright Nazi in nature start going, "The Oriental cannot innovate like the white, European man, only copy his glory."

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I was a member in the r/ape subreddit

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Fatter, more autistic men than you, have tried and failed to complete their Steam Libraries. All have failed. None have succeeded.

 

[Mound Dweller]

As a white homofaggot, if you move to somewhere the prevalence of black homos is very high, and you are not a twink but masculine, and/or hairy, and right-wing coded, what really happens is these depraved homos will throw themselves on you, with no shame. And too many of them are also into raceplay.