random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

Hey,I've no desire to remember those smells

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

twitter thrives as i type NIGGER in all caps at every tweet i see in my timeline

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Who of us hasn't angrily advocated for raping dogs during the middle of the night when our meds wear off?

 

[Gentlebastard]

She doesn't need to go to hell, she's already there.

Imagine not listening to your post nut clarity. Maybe he is a woman after all

Well, he can't read reddit anymore or goon to sissy porn, those are positives steps.

If I had a dollar for every time this person said something wrong in this post, I would have $1 because its entirely wrong.

God forbid a nigga believe there's divine meaning in the world.

You can't keep the closet shut forever. Seethe, faggot.

I've never seen a pregnant Indian. All I see are shitskin women with 2-4 children circling them.
I'm absolutely convinced they lay a clutch of eggs. They don't give birth to live young.
Don't try and change my mind.

I remember standing at the door to the wards in a state of absolute despair, knowing even then that jeetdom wasn't linear... it was exponential, and every jeetlet shat out wound up being responsible for another 15 shat out in a horribly short space of time. And so on ad infinitum, ad nauseum.

 

[Thé au lait]

“She’s struggled with being on Earth her entire life.” Well whose fault’s that, then?

 

[Post Reply]

Breaking: Bed Bugs request asylum in Cyraxx's attic in Akron after harrowing stay in Thunberg infested Israeli jail cell.

 

[often puzzled]

I tried googling at some point but you can only do a few variations of "I can't wipe my butt, danish youtuber", before it gets weird.

 

[Metamorpho]

There's violent media and there's media that encourages people to be violent. 99.9% of tranny "Art" (If you could even call it that.) Falls into the second category.

 

[Gregis]

He probably has raped.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

The balls on this midget. George Lucas would have you killed and eaten by womp rats for such impertinence.

Even God's strongest misandrist has to admit that dating anything browner than a Spaniard is life threatening

 

[Pedophobe]

No gods. No masters. No law but Poe's Law.

 

[vomitusdeux]

watching this one felt like a digital lobotomy

I've thought for a while that Chris might actually be the antichrist

WAOW, what a wall. Tremendous wall. The people who built that, simply the greatest. People ask me, they say Mr. President, it's such a beautiful wall, a strong wall, how did they build it? Everyone I talked to, all the experts, they said we don't know, no one knows how. We can't do it! Some people say, I wouldn't say it, but some people say they used Jew magic.

Watching that first nigress stuffing onions into her face with the disgusting slobbering noises turned my stomach. These things have to be some sort of humiliation ritual.

As a cisgender male currently considering a transition to female, I wanted to make a thread to support our trans and non-binary Kiwis.

I was really disappointed this week when my HRT arrived and it had a hair in it. Do you think it’s still safe to use?

 

[Meat Target]

You should also add: "don't associate with Bryan Dunn" to your list of ways to be taken seriously.

It's never just one specific place they fuck up; no, they have to have their semen-drenched fingers in every fucking pie imaginable.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

murder aside, can you imagine sitting in an open office next to this dude, whose arms, legs, and BALLS are bulging out of his business casual attire? It would be terrifying.

Holy shit those balls. How does one get turned on by such gargantuan balls?

We’re actually Future Against Gay Sex.

Yea okay I'm completely desensitized now. Thanks kiwifarms

She also posted the following selfies, taken before the face tattoos and down syndrome got to her.

To her own downfall. She’s a bonafide moron and even the nashie wouldn’t have sex with her

That bubble faux hawk hairstyle with the rubber band in front is terrible. Matches a chick who constantly pees her pants though.

 

[Rotollo 2]

The best way to convince people that something actually happened for real and isn't just schizo A-logging is to post in all caps. Also make sure to come across as psychotically and unmedicated as possible.

 

[CEO of Gay]

I swear you find the worst shit. And I’ve posted articles about anal-friendly Thanksgiving food and the hidden gay fetish meanings behind John Wayne’s handkerchiefs.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Kill yourself in real life, don't ever, especially IN a thread discussing autistic details about a game series they like, post shit like this, I can, and will choose to be serious or mad or invested in any topic I like, this is literally a forum where people are invested in going over the minutia of weirds on the internet, faggot.

Becky looks like she has a painting in her attic that is slowly getting more mentally healthy as the years pass

 

[Metamorpho]

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Marina is 10 by the way. Whoever wrote this entry has beef with a 10 year old.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wogglebug can gay-marry a butterfly Hitler.

While it wasn't my focus, I tried to smuggle some information about insects and Nietzsche's philosophy.

 

[Dr. Butt]

When these people say “think of the children,” they’re not talking about the kids’ well-being.