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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Falcon Sebben said:
Yeah but it's okay when his side says it. It's only bad when liberals say it.
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Yeah, fatty is basically a Gen X USPG2 poster. They say they want anyone who doesn't love Donald Trump with every fiber of their being to "take a helicopter ride" but then if you suggest that MAGA should be thrown in jail or something they throw a tantrum and pretend they'd never say such a thing themselves (see their reaction to Charlie Kirk vs their reaction to Paul Pelosi). Fatty is the same way, only about 30-40 years older than most of them
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
I'd be damned if he could sit through an entire service.
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He does it every week, with a dick-sucking grin and Tammy fuming over having to rotate his Earthbound hat and throw him onto the foyer-adjacent changing table as everyone outside can be heard complaining about the smell of burning chicken feathers. Oh wait - You said “sit.” Nevermind.

Falcon Sebben said:
His definition of "liberal" is, "anybody who doesn't think as I do.”
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Yet it describes anybody; because Jack refuses to think at all. That loud, fat faggot who growls like a mongoloid truly is the enemy of the entire world.
 
Tiresome said:
It's never enough for Jack, his well of indignation and impotent rage at literally anything he notices is never-ending. He's not happy people actually come to his Murder/Rapechurch, he's FURIOUS they DARE to come LATE. What if they miss something about JESUS they haven't heard a million times before? People like that should be in PRISUN according to Saint Jack.
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He's angy they weren't there to watch his soulless and performative attempt to be better than the masses and prove that he loves Daddy-God. He malded and seethed for similar reasons when the Murderchurch told him to shut the fuck up during their COVID zoom meetings. It's actually why he left for a bit.
 
Hungry Homeless Handjob said:
Carolyn's Facebook is mostly AI slop and religious reposts, but here and there we get a glimpse of her inner life.

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LOL the states fund congressional office budgets, not the federal budget. Carolyn is angry and stupid as fuck. Old ladies should be sweet and nice. She's just a nasty cunt.

IMO Jack spends more time trying to impress Carolyn than his own wife. The dumbest of the dumb shit he says is all just Jack trying to suck up to the family matriarch .

Also happy October 7th Jack!

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Tiresome said:
The internet's biggest mistake was convincing the stupidest fuckers in the world that their voice has value.
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Even prior to that, the dumbest among us began living in humane conditions for long enough to start believing that they were smart. The Earth has been patient to have Jack scooting about its face.
 
semitooth said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uPXMFPS0UvQ
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Jack finally decides to try a deep dish joint outside of a 3 block radius of his hotel. He ends up in some no-name hole in the wall in.... Clearing? WTF? Who even goes there except for Midway? A city full of famous pizza joints and he chooses this? What was the decision process that led to this? Did he throw a dart at a map blindfolded? (no, he can't throw a dart with his dead arm). And the pizza was meh.
 
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a terminal posture said:
Jack finally decides to try a deep dish joint outside of a 3 block radius of his hotel. He ends up in some no-name hole in the wall in.... Clearing? WTF? Who even goes there except for Midway? A city full of famous pizza joints and he chooses this? What was the decision process that led to this? Did he throw a dart at a map blindfolded? (no, he can't throw a dart with his dead arm). And the pizza was meh.
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What the fuck... ? This would make sense maybe if they had flown to Chicago, but they drove. Maybe in his mushbrain he figured he had to go visit some place that wasn't across the street from a hotel to find something "authentic"? Or maybe one of his handful of fans recommended this place?

Fatty is amazed people are picking up orders to go.

Still has to order an entire fucking sandwich as an appetizer, claims there's sausage in it but that was a separate menu option.

Fatty can't handle people driving through a parking lot at under 5mph talking about them driving through the window.

Gives us glorious footage of him complaining about a beef sandwich at a pizza shop, speaking with his mouth full like a retard without even having fucking chewed it at least.
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Doesn't include the scores in the description this time. Best service, cheese and sauce good, claims the crust wasn't flavored and they need to get some butter and gawrlik, complains about the beef sandwich only being roast beef(wtf does he expect?). Rates it a 69/100.

In other mushbrain news, we've got a new google review.
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I'm surprised he didn't complain about Dr. Cock not giving him a happy ending. But the doctor didn't hold any punches and told fatty what needs to be done? I somehow doubt that Fatty will actually listen, or that this doctor actually gave a shit once going over Fatty's history(not medical, just in general regarding his diet as we all know damn well Fatty lied to this man's face about what he eats, his health, etc.).
 
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EatBeforeYouEat said:
[Jackpost] Everyone is marketing to the young. Great idea, since there are rolls of cash falling out of their pockets.
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This post is so pointless on so many levels. (Has Jack ever posted to social about something he wasn't wantonly scorning?)

It's pointlessly cynical. It's pointless for not defining who the "young people" are -- important when the person speaking is in their 50s and Millennials are still struggling to not be thought of as children. (I assume he means Zoomers?)

It's pointless in its punching down. It's pointless for dogging young people for not having money in a capitalist society -- what capital is someone supposed to have amassed by the time they're a late teen/early twenty-something? It's pointless for ignoring how young people always define what is cool, so of course marketers must consider them and literally always have, none of this is new.

It's pointless for implying that marketers must be So Stupid OMG when his own channels (and very dreams thereof) have been clinically dead and rotting hopelessly for years on end.
 
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