🦊 Furry Dylan Hafertepen / Dylan Häs / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow / dylanhasdesign - Gay BDSM Muscle-Bear with Ball Inflation Fetish Linked to 3 Deaths

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Please forgive my ignorance, I rarely visit and post in forums of any kind, but I see occasional mention around here about "power level" and not exploiting or losing any. What is "Power Level" and what's the big deal?

Thanks in advance for your help.
Read the rules at the top.

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Oh FYI - Pup "Angus" aka Matthew Scott is from NY. His mother and family still resides there. He's kept her mainly in the dark about his relationship AFAIK. Wonder if she reads the NY Post?

I still wonder what would happen if someone were to get Linda Chapman in touch with her and they were to have a chat, mother to mother.
 
I scrolled past this thread half a dozen times, thinking to myself: "eh, he doesn't seem that interesting."

OhohohOHOOO BOY, I was so very wrong.
 
I just wanted to point out something: Dylan injected SO much silicone into Jack that he had to be uncomfortable doing anything. Walking, sitting, washing, and exercising would be very difficult with a bowling ball where your genitals should be. However, Dylan hasn’t injected anywhere near as much in his own sack. It looks to me like Jack was the guinea pig for how big they could push it without Dylan haven’t to suffer any of the difficulties and ill effects of so much silicone.
More than this, I have my own speculation on the matter.

The Christmas after they..."reunited" I spoke with Jack, asking him what he was doing, to which he replied that the balance of the pack was off leaving him alone. His birthday, he alluded to much the same. It honestl felt that Dylan brought him back and made him into a whipping boy and reminder to the rest that there's always more to take.

Makes me think the excessive silicone infusions that he already has mentioned he had misgivings about may have been another level of "penance" for him to mete out.

Oh FYI - Pup "Angus" aka Matthew Scott is from NY. His mother and family still resides there. He's kept her mainly in the dark about his relationship AFAIK. Wonder if she reads the NY Post?

I still wonder what would happen if someone were to get Linda Chapman in touch with her and they were to have a chat, mother to mother.

That would be DREADFUL...do we have his mother's name?

Robin doesn't sound like an intellect... that much is clear... he can't seem to understand why a Master/slave contract is not a legal contract

Nor that a contract like that doesn't give carte blanche permission to do whatever you want, up to and including abuse. Or that abuse isn't a sudden
 
The unfavorable news coverage continues.

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Lesbians Respond to Giant Ballsacks (Archive)

I... really don't know how to sum up this article. The Stranger polls the other half of the gay community to find out what they think about basketball-sized scrotums, because everyone else is weighing in on Dylan's weird kink so why not? There's also a guest appearance by yet more horrible medical complications - Fournier's gangrene, in this case - I don't think anyone's covered yet. I think that'll do, though I still have to wonder why on earth that giant nut stock photo even exists, and what else it could possibly have been intended to illustrate.

Pity poor Dylan Hapertefen. All his brand management, all his SEO skills, and it's come down to this: completely ignoring his delicious recipes for noodles and beef, blog writers are asking lesbians their opinions on his swollen balls. It really doesn't look like people are going to be forgetting about this, or him, any time soon. Alas, alas, alas.
 
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It seems like Dylan is having schizophrenia symptoms.
The editorial group *ROFL*
Also, not Dylan here, so anything you say about him, doesn’t apply to any of us in the editorial group.

Oh and the bad excuse for using the template. Yeah, right Dylan
I decided to use Dylan’s old noodlesandbeef tumblr theme because it’s a good theme.
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Seriously pissing me off tho that he is linking to this article for the pics:

https://lailasnews.com/28-year-old-gay-man-dies-after-injecting-silicone-into-his-balls/

The comments there make me wanna puke...right into their bigot faces. I mean, yeah, what Jack did was stupid(possibly even on a Darwin Award level.) but those people are not worthy to lick the shit from under my shoes...
 
Seriously pissing me off tho that he is linking to this article for the pics:

https://lailasnews.com/28-year-old-gay-man-dies-after-injecting-silicone-into-his-balls/

The comments there make me wanna puke...right into their bigot faces. I mean, yeah, what Jack did was stupid(possibly even on a Darwin Award level.) but those people are not worthy to lick the shit from under my shoes...
This is a Nigerian news site, the comments probably wouldn't have been much different if the article was about a gay man dying in much less unusual circumstances.
 
Hey, back to square one.

Dylan is ekigyuu (meaning work cow) and he has all his pups/slaves using 'bull' as a descriptor, and has the Taurean symbol tattoed on them... The balls like big bull nuts.

Obvious beef or cow fetish.

And of course a man-cow hybrid is a minotaur...

Dunno if anyone has come across this little delight, but it makes for an interesting list of *liked* items and stores.

https://www.etsy.com/people/noodlesandbeef (archive)

Seems to have had a fascination with minotaur horns for purchase. Hmmmm

Anyone wanna bet when it came to 'cow time' the pups were put into minotaur horns and mooed a lot?

Reckon he would create literal LOLCOW material with real humans?

He has a real sick furry transformation in real life sickness it seems.

Wow!
 
Hey, back to square one.
Seems to have had a fascination with minotaur horns for purchase. Hmmmm

Anyone wanna bet when it came to 'cow time' the pups were put into minotaur horns and mooed a lot?

Reckon he would create literal LOLCOW material with real humans?


Wow!

He sure did, lol.
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On a side note Chuck's package actually looks normal compared to Angus and Jack. Is he silicone free?
 
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