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[BlueArmedDevil]

Toxoplasmosis arc when?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Kinda sad looking through this. One minute you'll be watching some chick getting her back blow out, then the next minute you learn that she died.

I made this for my mom and she told me I was both an accident and adopted (somehow). And that she should have gotten a pair of chinese babies instead.

It's sad that he lied but it's also sad that you are fucken dumb.

Munchie-by-proxy is galactically more common than most normies will ever suspect, and this keeps our tranny threads alive, healthy, and vital exactly like trannies themselves are not.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

It's spotted dick, not chlamydia necrosis dick