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The absolute worst excuse you can ever make for your shitty behaviors is "I was drunk". It's on the same degree as blaming it on mental health. And this fucking retard did both. I don't know why this idiot uses "muh mento helf" as an excuse as if that's supposed to make anyone stop shitting on him. And that "I was self medicating with alcohol" is such a fucking cop out. He's not drinking to "fix" himself, he drank because he wanted to get drunk. But apparently neither the booze nor his cocktail of therapeutic drugs are helping because he still wants to fuck dogs.
The stupid thing about this excuse, is that he’s admitting he knows he has mental health problems…..yet isn’t seeking any real form of treatment for them.

Also, not saying that MUH MENTULS is an excuse for his lust for lions just that this excuse makes him sound like a lazier more incompetent asshole.
 
So, is that why he started to look bloated later on? Because he was drinking? I just thought he was getting old. :D
 
If you ask me, Adum is fucking terrified of this blowing up beyond the more niche creator sphere of Robs Media/Deorio/Kino Casino, so he's going way harder on running interference this time out. Trying to smear creators or stamp out any criticism before the spark hits the dynamite factory (Like Asmo covering it.)
I was watching AB (Starkilla's) stream last night and someone brought up all the recent YMS stuff. He said he was going to look into it and see if H3 (Ethan Klein) wants to do a segment on it 🤣
 
I gotta say as well, (Warning: Rant about his content, not the drama) even besides all of this shit. I never got why people liked YMS' reviews. They're no better than cinemasins or nostalgia critic in terms of critical depth, and unlike those two which mainly focus on being humorous, YMS has this facade of being a serious critic while just doing the basic 2000s-2010s youtube "critic" approach of "Screenplay is all that matters, I will only talk about the screenplay and maybe the acting".

That entire approach to criticism is just retarded. Film is a compound medium of multiple different arts, just the music of a film alone has enough critical potential to make entire hours of critique over (The youtuber "Sideways" is one example of that), I don't mind focusing on the screenplay but at least then make that the focus of your review rather than pretending you have anything of value to say about anything else. It might seem semantic but when you say "movie review", I am going to expect a review of the entire compound experience that the film brings and at least give a few minutes of thought to each aspect. Most of these people don't even talk about the direction for fucks sake, blaming every poor acting decision on the actors rather than the director (Generally shitty acting is the result of the director, at least when the actors have a track record of otherwise competent acting) sometimes they even blame writing decisions on the director even though the director didn't even write the film and treat the director as this single mind who created the entire thing when this is almost never the case.

That being said, his review of Blade Runner 2049 is truly the thing that made me completely stop taking critiques from youtube seriously, which is ironic because it technically comments on a lot of things that I would want him to comment on. But there is one comment that just fucking infuriated me. I was a teen when i watched it, and honestly even then I was baffled. It's specifically what he said about the cinematography; I personally think that there is a lot to critique there as it often feels more preoccupied with aesthetics and pretty pictures rather than actually communicating anything with it. Ironically Deakins' cinematography for that film fits the criticism "It insists upon itself". Not to say that it's horrid, it's just kind of pretentious to me, especially when there are films that have pretty visuals that do a lot more with them. Though I am open to hear if anyone disagrees. I am not claiming that my belief on that is fact, I just think that it's definitely open to criticism and I would expect a serious critic to at least give some detailed commentary on it given how central and important visuals are to film.

Adam's comment on it? "Every frame looks like it would make a great desktop wallpaper".

a
fucking
desktop
wallpaper

That critique still fills my soul with rage, how the fuck can you call yourself a critic when you make such a uneducated philistine statement on the ENTIRE VISUAL CONTENT OF A FUCKING FILM. Especially when you think that something being a desktop wallpaper is a fucking PRAISE. And the fact that this did not get him laughed off the fucking internet is the biggest thing, nobody cared that a supposedly high-brow film critic said such a fucking embarrassing statement. After that I just stopped giving a shit. I sincerely do not believe Adam or any of his orbiters actually care about cinema as an art and are just the film equivalent of RYMtards who perceive art as a fashion statement rather than a form of genuine expression.

And if this was not what should have killed his career as a critic, "citizen kane is the first film with a plot" definitely should have instead as that's the equivalent of someone saying Beethoven invented sonata-allegro form.
 
I gotta say as well, (Warning: Rant about his content, not the drama) even besides all of this shit. I never got why people liked YMS' reviews. They're no better than cinemasins or nostalgia critic in terms of critical depth, and unlike those two which mainly focus on being humorous, YMS has this facade of being a serious critic while just doing the basic 2000s-2010s youtube "critic" approach of "Screenplay is all that matters, I will only talk about the screenplay and maybe the acting".

That entire approach to criticism is just retarded. Film is a compound medium of multiple different arts, just the music of a film alone has enough critical potential to make entire hours of critique over (The youtuber "Sideways" is one example of that), I don't mind focusing on the screenplay but at least then make that the focus of your review rather than pretending you have anything of value to say about anything else. It might seem semantic but when you say "movie review", I am going to expect a review of the entire compound experience that the film brings and at least give a few minutes of thought to each aspect. Most of these people don't even talk about the direction for fucks sake, blaming every poor acting decision on the actors rather than the director (Generally shitty acting is the result of the director, at least when the actors have a track record of otherwise competent acting) sometimes they even blame writing decisions on the director even though the director didn't even write the film and treat the director as this single mind who created the entire thing when this is almost never the case.

That being said, his review of Blade Runner 2049 is truly the thing that made me completely stop taking critiques from youtube seriously, which is ironic because it technically comments on a lot of things that I would want him to comment on. But there is one comment that just fucking infuriated me. I was a teen when i watched it, and honestly even then I was baffled. It's specifically what he said about the cinematography; I personally think that there is a lot to critique there as it often feels more preoccupied with aesthetics and pretty pictures rather than actually communicating anything with it. Ironically Deakins' cinematography for that film fits the criticism "It insists upon itself". Not to say that it's horrid, it's just kind of pretentious to me, especially when there are films that have pretty visuals that do a lot more with them. Though I am open to hear if anyone disagrees. I am not claiming that my belief on that is fact, I just think that it's definitely open to criticism and I would expect a serious critic to at least give some detailed commentary on it given how central and important visuals are to film.

Adam's comment on it? "Every frame looks like it would make a great desktop wallpaper".

a
fucking
desktop
wallpaper

That critique still fills my soul with rage, how the fuck can you call yourself a critic when you make such a uneducated philistine statement on the ENTIRE VISUAL CONTENT OF A FUCKING FILM. Especially when you think that something being a desktop wallpaper is a fucking PRAISE. And the fact that this did not get him laughed off the fucking internet is the biggest thing, nobody cared that a supposedly high-brow film critic said such a fucking embarrassing statement. After that I just stopped giving a shit. I sincerely do not believe Adam or any of his orbiters actually care about cinema as an art and are just the film equivalent of RYMtards who perceive art as a fashion statement rather than a form of genuine expression.

And if this was not what should have killed his career as a critic, "citizen kane is the first film with a plot" definitely should have instead as that's the equivalent of someone saying Beethoven invented sonata-allegro form.
Damn, that's quite a thing you got off your chest.
 
Damn, that's quite a thing you got off your chest.
Well, I've said this for years on other places. I sincerely think that YMS and 'critics' like him have affected film discourse for the worse. You just get a bunch of retards now who think that you criticize a film exclusively by looking at the writing. YMS, his buttbuddies and a lot of other youtube 'critics' really shat on Patrick H Willems' "SHUT UP ABOUT PLOTHOLES" but I kind of agree with Patrick to some degree, though he retardedly discredited plotholes entirely as a subject of critique. Logical errors are definitely something that can fuck up a story, but there are completely pretentious retards who believe that a story's objective quality is dictated exclusively by it's internal logic (Mauler and most of the EFAP tards).
 
I never got why people liked YMS' reviews.
I don't think I ever followed YMS for his "legitimate" movie reviews. He comes off like faggier version of Cole Smithey, somehow.

YMS largely had an audience because he was one of the people who rubbernecked at shit like Cool Cat and Birdemic and all those other very obviously bad movies and his schtick was that he'd show you some clips, make some observational humor, and then go to another clip and repeat the pattern. He was actually kind of the laziest of his contemporaries because at least I Hate Everything had a decent radio-esque voice and that "angry Brit(?)" energy about him, and Ralphthemoviemaker would intersperse his videos with little skits and gags.

YMS took himself too seriously as a creator. He thought he could just "be" a film critic by sounding smarmy and using big words. Maybe that's the case, I don't know. But if you're going to try and be a pretentious asshole about film you cannot at the same time be posting about horse dicks and furry art on your social media profiles, or use the handle "2gay2lift" and use a cropped photo of IRL fursuit porn as your avatar for a fucking decade. You have to play the part. Like an actor. You know, the people who appear in those things like YMS says he likes. Movies. Whatever they are called.
 
He was actually kind of the laziest of his contemporaries because at least I Hate Everything had a decent radio-esque voice and that "angry Brit(?)" energy about him,
Well, IHE in general had a lot more going for him. His production value was pretty damn great for a one-man channel at the time and at least honestly presented TSFTW as a show that makes fun of obviously horrid films and he didn't act like he was a critic.

At least, this was until he randomly decided to try being one and make the dogshit "I LOVE" videos on the star wars prequels and "A quest for the best" which just sucks ass in every way. Just looking at his channel now is weird, it's been 6 YEARS since he made a traditional "I HATE" video that wasn't a film or game review. It's not like there aren't genuine things about today's internet to critique, if anything there is more material now than there ever was when he made those videos at his prime. When I was watching his shit as a kid I never once thought "Damn, this guy would be a great film critic!".

I genuinely think YMS probably groomed him.

Ralph always sucked, he was mildly entertaining to me when I was a teenager, but none of his videos hold up now.
 
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