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[Soggy paper straw]

@Null

As of Oct 4 I am still being tortured by filesystems. If you encounter errors, they are temporary. I am doing my best but computers are miserable. If you are considering a job in IT please just go into welding or something. There is no price worth sitting here arguing with AI about file compaction. It's all play pretend. None of this is real. It's photons on a platter. It means nothing. If I knew how to weld I'd take a blowtorch and cut my laptop in fucking half. Indians are going to take your job anyways. A blowtorch can weld a tank used to blow up Indians in a civil war.

Null is just a kiwibird, having some birds thoughts, doing the best he can

 

[JustSomeDong]

Challenge: constructing a wall of text that uses (almost) every word that ASFW.io deems unacceptable out of pure spite.

My cousin is looking to become a master at information technology although the PC he uses to do so is black which he doesn't like aesthetically and wishes he has a white one instead. He is the owner of a manual detailing common backend exploitable vulnerabilities. The program he developed has native features which scan for malicious users. He codes alone because his university promotes a culture fit he doesn't agree with, pragmatically speaking. Sometimes his decisions cause a massive pow-wow amongst peers, criticizing his design decisions. Fortunatelly he can attend those meetings due to hiring a woman for housekeeping while away. He poured thousands of man hours researching cyber security but wishes he had the man power to make his ambitions into reality. Some people call him crazy for the ammount of work he piles on just for research but to him thats normal due to a good work ethic. He has a dummy account which pokes his projects back ends for security flaws. He hopes his worth ethic will leave a positive legacy on the coding community as an example of abnormal methods being functionally better than mainstream methods. His grandfather, a old school comodore 64 coder does the best he can to connect with his grandson by listening to his lectures on the modern coding landscape. After doing his own research on the topic, the old man concluded his grandson is crushing it and has a bright future in the industry.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I am still being tortured by filesystems. If you encounter errors, they are temporary. I am doing my best but computers are miserable. If you are considering a job in IT please just go into welding or something. There is no price worth sitting here arguing with AI about file compaction. It's all play pretend. None of this is real. It's photons on a platter. It means nothing. If I knew how to weld I'd take a blowtorch and cut my laptop in fucking half. Indians are going to take your job anyways. A blowtorch can weld a tank used to blow up Indians in a civil war.

That picture is just so perfect. Wearing khakis and a belt while shirtless, the gloves, the tray with only an assortment of vegetables.

problem glasses are what fat tumblr feminists with dyed hair wear
this guy is wearing incel glasses

Look at that subtle off-pink jowl. The tasteful thickness of his wattle. Oh my God, it even has a moob shadow!

HPV is just nature's french tickler.

No gods. No masters. No law but Poe's Law.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Weak European males rise up.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If antibiotic resistant syphilis or anal cancer doesn't get you, the pure fucking cringe from UMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM and -gasp- will send you to the morgue.

 

[Cnidarian]

The height of irony is that Tommy Tooter, infamous fake Jew, is so repugnant he's gotten Kiwi Farms to debunk the Jewish Banker Conspiracy.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

only after israel shit him

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I'm going call this kiwifarms' law: The more popular an internet figure is, the more likely that person is a sex weirdo of some kind

The fact that this can happen to women too makes more sense, now we actually know the anatomical structure of the clitoris. Spoiler alert, it looks a bit like the KiwiFarms logo.

"Hello, Disability Office?"

You guys love waffles, eat up. Syrup's inside.

I missed the part where we even have some kind of official entity/institution that even has the power to establish an official fetish, let alone what it is.

Why must there be a good guy in every story?

It's time for waffle supremacy lads.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Take away a man's rape porn and you won't like what happens next

Happy to see trans sisters revolt like this. "Waffles" is basically a dog whistle for the Waffen-SS.

Finally, Gir can be a nazi/white supremacy/literally hitler dog whistle

Are you surprised that the kind of woman who would make a leftist safe space is also a penguin of doom?

 

[Path Wanderer]

if you post here you will get replies from the same dozen people saying PPP rapes cats. Just a warning.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Stephen Miller is on an enduring crusade to make me begrudgingly say I don't hate every kike in the world, since at least one is willing to say virtually everything I think out loud. He's the Sonic to my Robotnik. I just can't catch him.

 

[Speedrunner]

Can you faggots go one day without fighting or is this yalls equivalent of gooning?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

my gay porn library is not 1tb in size

 

[Speedrunner]

Fine. Just let yourself get gayopped and keep doing some teenage furfags bidding. But dont say I didn't warn you when it leads to nothing as it always does

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Most people on that site are considered to be underage, retards, ugly, fat, schizophrenia, or a mixture of all wrong.

He didn't even shit himself. It was a small fart.

For OpSec fail, I’d like to nominate 4chan as a whole.

My schizo Bompart theory is that the Judge is an accelerationist Farmer who just wants to see how funny this can become.

like ANYONE on here can claim to have normal extracurricular activities.

The dead look in her eyes while she molests that poor unsuspecting corn dog sent me. How many hogs died to be processed into a delicious meat tube enrobed in cornmeal, only to be subjected to this undignified fate.

Perpetually stuck in that no man's land between It's So Over and We're So Back.

We just gotta hope Rekieta doesn't fart on stream again because if our boy doesn't win LCOTY at this point I'm gonna seriously fuck a dude.

What demonic fupa powers does she have to accidentally type a fucking Icelandic ð symbol

 

[Pedophobe]

Melting pot of friendship®

Anything that disagrees with you is oppression.

I think I've finally gone insane.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Everyone she told to kill themselves probably should have. Find an exception, I dare you.

The creator seems like a fag who's only other notable work is a gay Courtney love video so I don't know why I'm invested, there's just something about li'l cheetus that makes me want to know more.

Bro, we're not doxing this faggot for you because you don't know how to do it yourself.

Noted rape and murder enthusiast

so we're just laughing at dumb children shit that we probably would've also done if we had unrestricted internet access and parents who cared less

 

[Thé au lait]

Can we classify an entire country as a lolcow somehow?

Very rarely do you have to say to someone "if I come home and there's kidnapped children in here then you and me and done"

Could you mail this for me, please? Don't shake it, I like you

 

[neger psykolog]

So, like, I can't help but feel like possible "solutions" to the "being called a dog fucker on the internet" conundrum might include such things as "don't tell the internet it's okay to fuck dogs," "don't tell the internet you fuck dogs," or -- controversially -- "don't fuck dogs", but maybe I'm just the asshole here for "not getting it."

 

[Big Nasty]

Can't a horny old man die in peace? You fucking ghouls.

BIG DICK (デカチン)

That is one of the fattest things I've ever read.