💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He really believes these text exchanges will be read out loud in a court room one day and that the judge is going to side with him. :story:

"I did noT send messages thaT make ME sound like the criminally obsessed stalker. That did noT oCKurr, your honor child."
"Sir don't do that"
 
Little late, but I genuinely believe Pat is the platonic ideal of a lolcow. He's just contemptible enough that it's really difficult to feel sympathetic for him, without ever fully crossing over into true horrorcow status, where the righteous anger overtakes the inherent humor of a situation. Attempts at trolling him are also so mild (aside from SWATting, which is all but guaranteed to not be from his trolls) that they don't tip this fragile balance like bluespike did back in the day.
These are all excellent points, but I believe that MovieBob is the platonic ideal for idiot cow.

He has all the same flaws as Fatrick, plus a few more. He's even stupider than Piggy, even less accomplished than Fatty, lives at home with his mommy, AND is still a virgin.

That's a genuinely pathetic cow in my book.
 
These are all excellent points, but I believe that MovieBob is the platonic ideal for idiot cow.

He has all the same flaws as Fatrick, plus a few more. He's even stupider than Piggy, even less accomplished than Fatty, lives at home with his mommy, AND is still a virgin.

That's a genuinely pathetic cow in my book.
But does Bob pump out content like Patty Tits? I wouldn't be surprised if his tweets/day is at least comparable, but my understanding is that it's basically all just sperging about politics or bing bing wahoo. The compelling thing about Patrick to me is that he is physically unable to resist the urge to respond to everything his trolls do or say. I just don't think Bob has what it takes to put out gems like "No stalker, you did not fart in my wife's vagina."
 
Patrick fights everybody. His toilet, his liver, civilian commenters; they’re all fair game for his angry tweets. His obsessive need to get the last word makes him easy to bait. Other cows sometimes show restraint, but not Ricky.
 
A crossover may be in the works.
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To be fair to Bobo the TardPotato, he doesn't have a wife and never will. It's obvious why if you've ever seen what he looks like.
You have been instructed, many thousands of times, not to respond to my KiwiFarms posts. Continuing to do so now that you have been instructed not to constitutes felony responding. Even if I go to prison, you will go to prison as well, and we will share a prison cell. Mutually assured prison.
 
He's even stupider than Piggy
I don't think I agree with this one. After all, you can't goad MovieBob into arguing nonstop with his toilet on twitter and replying to every single low effort bait message you send to him. Not to say he's not a fat hateful moron, but he doesn't feed the trolls as much as Rick.
 
:tomlinson: I hope your 9 year old girl cousin has lots of great sex stalker
he said this about his estranged daughter
 
Andrew has 250k subs on Youtube and his last video had 15k views. The reason why you've never heard of him Patrick because cowards don't need a self defense lawyer when all you do is talk shit and run away. His book in 2016 has sold more than all yours combined have and has 1476 ratings on Amazon at an 4.5 star average. Again, all you do Patrick is talk shit to the people who are better than you.
 
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And all your girl cousins :story: he’s so fucking mad today lol
You can tell Pat never matured past his early teens. His fabricated, frankly bizarre take on classic masculinity merged with current-day progressive values is grotesque and feels like a cover for his inherent gayness. What you end up with are these dated "your mom" jokes, and we all audibly groan at how rapey they sound.

You can't keep the closet shut forever. Seethe, faggot. :story:
 
Andrew has 250k subs on Youtube and his last video had 15k views. The reason why you've never heard of him Patrick because cowards don't need a self defense lawyer when all you do is talk shit and run away. His book in 2016 has sold more than all yours combined have and has 1476 ratings on Amazon at an 4.5 star average. Again, all you do Patrick is talk shit to the people who are better than you.
Andrew, with his legal background, is typically called as an expert witness at trials primarily on issues involving self-defense. So if fatfuck ever finds himself in a self-defense situation and needs to call an expert witness, Andrew would probably decline and tell him to get bent and say "enjoy prison, stalker child."
 
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