💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Sneedmiser]

I'm catching up on the thread and he posts this shit, great.

Sorry to be a toothless nigger but I haven't bothered to get yt-dlp back on my PC.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm catching up on the thread and he posts this shit, great.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dz8QfJgdDI0
Sorry to be a toothless nigger but I haven't bothered to get yt-dlp back on my PC.

Made it ten seconds in before his gurgling and obviously dying voice made me turn it off. Fuck you Jack. Just die already.

 

[Super Hans v2]

I'm catching up on the thread and he posts this shit, great.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dz8QfJgdDI0
Sorry to be a toothless nigger but I haven't bothered to get yt-dlp back on my PC.

Wasn't Jack just week getting pissy about people accusing him of using AI recipes and being a fake chef? Then in this alone we have two direct admissions of it. What a faggot whose mere existence is an offense to God.

 

[Shartavius]

What a fine start to the video.



"Moving into a ball - MOVING IN TO THE HAWLIDAYZ..."

 

[Adamska]

I'm catching up on the thread and he posts this shit, great.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dz8QfJgdDI0
Sorry to be a toothless nigger but I haven't bothered to get yt-dlp back on my PC.

Oh hey fatboy is using 'Wars' to cheat his fake and gay diet again after the last 'wars' let him eat bread.

 

[Sneedmiser]

What a faggot whose mere existence is an offense to God.

Or maybe the truest demonstration of God's infinite mercy, because all of that lard is going to raise the temperature for the other sinners a couple degrees.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

How much does he weight now, 450 lbs?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Bad Bunny, Bahd Bahbie, or whoever the fuck, can we just deport them all to Guatemala and send Jack with them?

Hell if Jack cares so much he had the perfect opportunity to serve his country and sign up to be the head chef for Alligator Alcatraz or a similar compound. One look at Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad or some burnt while still bloody chicken would make all the illegals swim back to wherever they came from and save us the jet fuel money.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

"DEY SHOULDA GIVE ME BIGGER WINGS!!"



This man didn't even last 24 hours without malding about something adjacent to politics

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

"DEY SHOULDA GIVE ME BIGGER WINGS!!"

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This man didn't even last 24 hours without malding about something adjacent to politics

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Jack just discovered burying the lead…. Journalism 101 for 50 years

 

[p1138]

I'm catching up on the thread and he posts this shit, great.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dz8QfJgdDI0
Sorry to be a toothless nigger but I haven't bothered to get yt-dlp back on my PC.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=dz8QfJgdDI0

Spoiler: local archive

Of course he's gotta do a "dubba batch" of cookies, that he doesn't eat, and is retarded enough to think that he seriously needs to have bought a pound and a half of white chocolate chips? No, he's just dumb and instead of needing 1 bag he literally just doubled it for the "dubba batch"

"I hope the bowl is big enough, if not we'll upgrade it" like usual Fatty doesn't just start with a bigger bowl.

2:10 he's probably too stupid to realize his reflection is visible and we can see he's opening the jello packet with his teeth. Also like usual he's still to this day putting the camera on the left forcing him to dump shit into bowls/pots/pans with his left arm weird, instead of just putting the camera on the right of the subject so he can just pour normally instead of having to tip his hand backwards to avoid blocking the camera.

 

[Shartavius]

I enjoy witnessing the little slices of Big Tammy's personal hell being documented each time her giant baby she holds obvious disdain for growls at her to eat something she holds obvious disdain for, with the expected appraisal she holds obvious disdain for being "gud." "IT'S GUD!?" "yeah. It's gud." Serves her right.

 

[ILikeYou]

I've just got to see Jack's recipe for an American classic I'm fond of: a bowl of cereal. Years ago, he showed us how to pour iced coffee....take ice, pour the coffee over it, and add any desired cream and sugar. Friday, we got another spin on combining pre-made convenience foods. I just know he'd give a fresh bowl of cereal that special je ne sais quoi that only he can!

 

[ADN_VIII]

I enjoy witnessing the little slices of Big Tammy's personal hell being documented each time her giant baby she holds obvious disdain for growls at her to eat something she holds obvious disdain for, with the expected appraisal she holds obvious disdain for being "gud." "IT'S GUD!?" "yeah. It's gud." Serves her right.

Getting trapped in a loveless relationship like that absolutely was ordained by God for allowing Jack to abuse everyone he inflicts his presence upon. She doesn't need to go to hell, she's already there.

 

[Shartavius]

Eh. I prefer to think hell is all she has to look forward to from here. Jack and Tammy are the kind of people for whom hell would be reincarnation as each other.

 

[Adamska]

"DEY SHOULDA GIVE ME BIGGER WINGS!!"

No it's dumber than that. This fat entitled retard wants the parts of the wing you don't fucking eat because it's mostly cartilage and/or a pain to render out well. He legit thinks you should get that chewy shit as well.

 

[Shartavius]

Jack would insist the dick in his ass is cheating him out of the balls. Making his terminal food insecurity everyone else's problem is his legacy, second only to his audience laughing at what a fat, lying retard he was at every opportunity.

 

[AnOminous]

"DEY SHOULDA GIVE ME BIGGER WINGS!!"

So buy some wing sections you fat fucking retard, just air fry them and then put sauce on them, it's the easiest fucking thing in the world to do.

 

[p1138]

This man didn't even last 24 hours without malding about something adjacent to politics

Even though we know full well he's talking about journalism with regard to politics, that's still really only adjacent.

This however

https://x.com/jakatak4/status/1974804691826425883

So he couldn't make it through the fucking weekend.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Even though we know full well he's talking about journalism with regard to politics, that's still really only adjacent.

This however

https://x.com/jakatak4/status/1974804691826425883

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So he couldn't make it through the fucking weekend.

Isn't fatty also one of the MAGA retards who constantly calls for libs to get executed?