random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[frozen_runner]

Why do all these bisexual men think it's the Republican Party's job to turn them straight?

This pleasantly validates my a prioi conclusions.

No non white should even be alive.

Every time you think you've reached peak hate, stuff like this happens.

If Trump is the Chris-Chan of presidents his hatebase are an army of A-Logs.

"uhhhh I just scienced in my pants" - steve urkel voice

Frak is so smegging unoriginal.

Jews can't use computers

You're an imposter

Christ is king, faggot

A mcchicken costs $5 because of leftists but aside, I think leftists hunting dissenters is indeed a greater concern

There is no bad thing which an Indian running a motel in the US could not deserve.

dont take the bra less hairy armpit bait

Karl Marx is the Chris Chan of Politics and Das Kapital is his Sonichu

I AM BLACK

FEDS ARE POSTING`

 

[Dr. Butt]

high/low bar doesn't fucking matter, JUST SQUAT

 

[Random Internet Person]

Please don't let this thread devolve into ten straight pages about fucking tarot cards of all things.

 

[Gentlebastard]

They must kneel in front of the bass pro shops pyramid while holding a big mac as an offering to Uncle Sam (PBUH), else they'll be banished to American Tartarus aka: baltimore.

On one hand this dork looks like he wasn't bullied enough in school, on the other hand he's probably a sex offender who hasn't been caught yet.

I hope someone writes an AI chatbot just to bait him 24/7. I want to see if he dies of starvation like those rats that keep pushing a button for more cocaine.

That voice in your head that tells you it's not a good idea to try and fuck Jill from accounting because you are married with kids and it will make your life go to shit is the result of an awful lot of trail and error over many generations.

The trauma lumps will be unending, the malding eternal.

I literally never had the thought that somebody could have been trolling enter my mind until you just brought it up, that just seems like the kind of narcissistic and insufferable egotistical shit that he would type.

He couldn't find Canada on a map. But who can blame him? All tucked away up there...

 

[Dr. Butt]

Dude. Iam a cyber bully i dont fucking care im going to dox you and send pizzas to your house

SLARTING

 

[PetiteFeet]

"I'm a fart fetishist, not a monster. "

 

[CaddestSlown]

sigh
the fuck is that?

Butt spelunking, booty banditry, ass pirating, rump ravaging. Y'know, sodomy.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

so let's say you're having a crazy meth-fueled gay sex sesh and you die from OD while being fisted. does your anus stay the diameter the fist has it at or does it go back to normal diameter

@Shrekking Crew

 

[CaddestSlown]

All of you are fat goycattle btw

 

[Eddie Riggs]

my autism is in the terminal stage

 

[often puzzled]

If you want to write a story about the Terminator having buttsex with Leatherface, have at it.

I'm not sure how pissing her pants is a noticeable event.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

My mom doesn't let me have ice cream for dinner. That fucking bitch.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Not a good week to be a nigger.

He stood, blackily.

It's heartwarming to see all these young people getting the fuck up and making change in the world. I hope the couchlocked generations learn from their example and remember that you're supposed to be raising mostly-harmless-hell as a 68tard when you're under 30. Get fit, rob Steamboat Willie, profit. hashtag.

Legends say that if you're the last person in the bathroom at the bar when it closes, Bwaka Zaka will appear as you use the urinal and rate your dick. He doesn't do anything bad, he just rates it and then kind of sits there staring at you until you leave.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

I think your brain is trying to tell you that you're gay.

 

[vomitusdeux]

If TransBob PussPants lopped off her tits, they would just grow back.

Its like putting a painter together with foul smelling burnt off crusty pamperchu diapers

Hey everyone Chris Cantwell bottom texted his boypussy! This is so very cumbersome.

If a youtuber refuses to put a NordVPN ad in their video, they send over a couple of hard pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on them with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

A better group name would be the Right Wing Orgasm Girls.

Thinking like that is probably why I dont have a past of tracing children for furry porn

Clearly, we need to ban Narcan to keep junkies from dying of heart attacks.

Who can take a junkie?
Put their nose to a tube?
Take away his high with just a spray or two?
The Narcan Man.
The Narcan Man can.

Ceci n’est pas une adult diaper.

This makes no sense. I thought food marinated in boy urine was a delicacy in China.

Well we know you're a freak, almost assuredly a pedophile, but most importantly a huge faggot. I'm not sure what else there is that's important? Do you like spaghetti?

Animal folx need to have dominion over insolent humans like you.

 

[Tablet County]

Japanese women were highly shamed for having sexual desires so that's why they lived vicariously through boy love/yaoi/gay. Gay fiction was less shameful than a woman showing sexual desire. It's seen as impure and all.
It's gotten better but it's still there obviously. That's why there's the meme of Japanese porn with the girls seemingly hating it.

I learned all of this against my will. It's hard to have normal female friends online.

I hope you get sent to the Israeli cum dungeons at once.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Its like if Hitler contracted out people with down syndrome to build his concentration camps.

 

[Brain Power]

Are you saying that jews would circumcise their planets?

 

[Cnidarian]

The medallions are like the behelits from berserk. They are objects of fate and terrible evil bound to certain people. The sonichu medallion itself is incapable of corrupting the human soul. It is given to people that have already fallen. As a symbol of the moral and spiritual rot that has taken root in the vessel.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I get refused reservations at McDonald's.

Watching the left get punished for their ghoulish behavior makes my dick hard.