can I just say smth, Chantal is my only source of entertainment right now, and I owe her content my life.
however, I get it all for free. to me, it makes sense to support her financially.
before you tell me to go die, I actually can't send her money because I don't make any, so even if she was my top spending priority, it wouldn't be possible. but I'm relieved to see others paying for this content I can also enjoy.
you say "don't send her money, she will eat herself to death". but that's exactly what I want! I love the entertainment I get from how fat she is, like that time she couldn't get onto a theme park ride, it WAS funny. or how round she looks, it's fascinating. or the gravitational pull she creates, warping objects around her. it's not free to feed this beast.
or you might say "she's not even going back to Canada, she's lying", sure, I agree, BUT! the fallout rage and arguing that will ensue is fucking entertaining to watch especially if some dumbass reactor is involved. she will continue these grifting adventures if she keeps getting money, so it makes sense to play along.
I don't want her to die, nigga, she is my favorite lolcow.I want her to prosper and create more milk. what if she gets demotivated to post the funny stuff if she sees it's generating 0 income? I will not survive that
You know that you’re supposed to call 911 and get an ambulance to the hospital after a giant stroke - not sit down and post on The Farms, right?!
That’s about one of the only explanations I can come up with for you posting such a huge, retarded comment.
Others have commented on the whole “pay Chantal” aspect of what you wrote, so I won’t go much into that.
All I could think of, while reading the crap you wrote, was “WHY?!”.
Why did you write and post all that?
I mean, what the fuck did you think your comment would add to the discussion/information gathering/laughs?!
You wrote all that to inform everyone that you don’t think that paying Chantal is dumb (it is) - which you then render totally irrelevant by admitting that you can’t pay her anything, because you have no job and are broke AF.
Then you go “no booly” because you know that people will think that you’re a moron - instead of just shutting the fuck up and not telling us all that irrelevant, shitty, TMI-info in the first place.
So again, why post all that in the first place - are you really that über starved for attention?!
“Chantal is my only source of entertainment right now, and I owe her content my life.” 
Look, I get using lolcows as a distraction during hard times, where it’s better to have a dark laugh than to sit on your ass and cry - I’m sure many of us do from time to time.
But if the only thing holding you to this mortal coil is a narcissistic deathfat like Chantal, then it’s time to go get all the meds and all the therapy… oh, and a straitjacket.
Your comment makes you sound like you could be that retard Teardrop, FFS.
Sorry if this was a bit rant-y guys - I’ll take my top hats like a big gorl.
Reading their post just about broke my brain, and got me halfway wondering if The Beezers are attempting to run some kind of retarded Gay Ops on The Farms
*ETA a letter, cause mobile-fagging is hard, ugh*